# Chelsea Clinton. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345 "2007-12-09T02:09:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/1 "2007-12-09T02:09:36Z")
I saw Chelsea Clinton on the tube tonight with mom and grandma. She looks very different than last I saw her a couple years ago. hmmm? Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/2 "2007-12-09T02:15:34Z")
Chelsea Clinton/2016 :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Malodorous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47774/32.png) [@Malodorous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malodorous)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/3 "2007-12-09T02:24:12Z")
[QUOTE=ParentalAdvisory] Chelsea Clinton/2016 :eek: [/QUOTE] Hey, she’ll be old enough by a year! ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/4 "2007-12-09T02:26:58Z")
First thing, my sig in the OP does _not_ apply to Ms. Clinton. She looks fine. Re **PA’s** , ahem, prediction in post #2? Well, we’ll see won’t we. 27 + 8 = 35. That’ll work, right? Is there a dynasty in our future? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/5 "2007-12-09T02:28:09Z")
[QUOTE=Malodorous] Hey, she’ll be old enough by a year! [/QUOTE] Wow! Great minds, eh? ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/6 "2007-12-09T02:34:39Z")
[QUOTE=Malodorous] Hey, she’ll be old enough by a year! [/QUOTE] It’s never too soon to start by becoming a NY senator. Lets go for 2020. ---
**Author:** ![DJ\_Motorbike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@DJ\_Motorbike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DJ_Motorbike)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/7 "2007-12-09T02:55:49Z")
No no no. After HRC’s two terms are up another Bush has to take office. Then we’ll talk Chelsea. Remember guys, Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton from here on out. That way nobody will be happy. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/8 "2007-12-09T03:05:57Z")
[QUOTE=DJ Motorbike] No no no. After HRC’s two terms are up another Bush has to take office. Then we’ll talk Chelsea. Remember guys, Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton from here on out. That way nobody will be happy. [/QUOTE] You don’t remember the “happy” polls when ol’ Bill was prez? Even in the dark days when he (gasp) lied. Some say he’d win if he ran right now. First, we gotta get Chelsea married off. I don’t think we’ll yet be ready for a lesbian president in 8 (9) years. ---
**Author:** ![A.R.Cane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@A.R.Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A.R.Cane)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/9 "2007-12-09T03:43:24Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] I saw Chelsea Clinton on the tube tonight with mom and grandma. She looks very different than last I saw her a couple years ago. hmmm? Peace, mangeorge [/QUOTE] There may be a reason for that: > **[Redirect Notice](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.goodplasticsurgery.com%2Farchives%2Fchelsea_clinton.jpg&imgrefurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.goodplasticsurgery.com%2Farchives%2F004880.html&h=410&w=554&sz=49&hl=en&start=8&sig2=PoRUpOzSEbRICCV2C-77WQ&um=1&tbnid=MRYexzuS3fTItM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=133&eid=&eid=YGNbR5TTH53MggKrsqn5Dw&prev=%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dchelsea%2Bclinton%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-US%26sa%3DN)** ---
**Author:** ![Malodorous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47774/32.png) [@Malodorous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malodorous)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/10 "2007-12-09T03:51:34Z")
[QUOTE=A.R. Cane] There may be a reason for that: > **[Redirect Notice](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.goodplasticsurgery.com%2Farchives%2Fchelsea_clinton.jpg&imgrefurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.goodplasticsurgery.com%2Farchives%2F004880.html&h=410&w=554&sz=49&hl=en&start=8&sig2=PoRUpOzSEbRICCV2C-77WQ&um=1&tbnid=MRYexzuS3fTItM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=133&eid=&eid=YGNbR5TTH53MggKrsqn5Dw&prev=%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dchelsea%2Bclinton%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-US%26sa%3DN)** [/QUOTE] I dunno if I buy plastic surgery. Her face looks more or less the same, she’s just straightened and died her hair (and of course, grown up) ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/11 "2007-12-09T04:30:36Z")
[QUOTE=Malodorous] I dunno if I buy plastic surgery. Her face looks more or less the same, she’s just straightened and died her hair (and of course, grown up) [/QUOTE] I think so too. At least nothing drastic, surgery wise. twenties through forties is good for a woman’s looks, imo. Her mom would look better in those pictures if she wouldn’t let her face pass through those (totally natural) expressions. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/12 "2007-12-09T04:33:31Z")
[QUOTE=DJ Motorbike] No no no. After HRC’s two terms are up another Bush has to take office. Then we’ll talk Chelsea. [/QUOTE] Yes, Jeb has to intervene. Then, after Chelsea has married a Reagan, we’ll be good to go. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/13 "2007-12-09T06:49:44Z")
Actually, the future President will be the secret love-child of President Obama and Vice President Oprah - **Oprama in 2050!** ---
**Author:** ![DJ\_Motorbike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@DJ\_Motorbike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DJ_Motorbike)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/14 "2007-12-09T07:02:24Z")
[QUOTE=A.R. Cane] There may be a reason for that: > **[Redirect Notice](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.goodplasticsurgery.com%2Farchives%2Fchelsea_clinton.jpg&imgrefurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.goodplasticsurgery.com%2Farchives%2F004880.html&h=410&w=554&sz=49&hl=en&start=8&sig2=PoRUpOzSEbRICCV2C-77WQ&um=1&tbnid=MRYexzuS3fTItM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=133&eid=&eid=YGNbR5TTH53MggKrsqn5Dw&prev=%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dchelsea%2Bclinton%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-US%26sa%3DN)** [/QUOTE] I dunno, my pole strokin’ ass wouldn’t kick her out of bed in any of those shots. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/15 "2007-12-09T15:57:51Z")
Is there some young man in the Bush family that Chelsea could marry? Or would it just end tragically like Romeo and Juliette. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/16 "2007-12-09T16:38:16Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] Is there some young man in the Bush family that Chelsea could marry? Or would it just end tragically like Romeo and Juliette. [/QUOTE] John Kerry’s [stepsons](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/51577161.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DViewImages%26k%3D2%26d%3D17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE0D75D7817787B338A40A659CEC4C8CB6&imgrefurl=http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx%3Fmid%3D51577161%26epmid%3D3%26partner%3DGoogle&h=395&w=594&sz=44&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=GKP1Itv5YNtXsM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522kerry%2527s%2Bstepsons%2522%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN) are of the right age. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/17 "2007-12-10T17:31:40Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] Is there some young man in the Bush family that Chelsea could marry? Or would it just end tragically like Romeo and Juliette. [/QUOTE] Jeb’s got two sons around Chelsea’s age. They could mate and produce the Kwisatz Haderach. The selection of which family represents the Harkonnens and which the Atreides is left as an exercise for the reader. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/18 "2007-12-10T21:15:04Z")
[QUOTE=muldoonthief] Jeb’s got two sons around Chelsea’s age. They could mate and produce the Kwisatz Haderach. The selection of which family represents the Harkonnens and which the Atreides is left as an exercise for the reader. [/QUOTE] Let’s quit talking about propagating the Bush family, okay? :eek: Let the old man come rolling home, I say. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/19 "2007-12-10T21:31:16Z")
[QUOTE=DMark] Actually, the future President will be the secret love-child of President Obama and Vice President Oprah - **Oprama in 2050!** [/QUOTE] At least it’s not the lovechild of her and a former Ohio mayor and fellow talkshower – SPRINGAH! ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345/20 "2007-12-10T22:02:46Z")
Am I wrong in recalling that certain elements of the American body politic considered the young teenage daughter of the President fair game for insult? John McCain certainly brought the teenage Chelsea into politicking. What a hero! Can anyone remind me what his joke was? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-clinton/429345.md?page=2)