# Chelsea motherfucking Clinton............. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 31, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674 "2010-07-31T12:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Captain\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Captain\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/1 "2010-07-31T12:24:06Z")
Please news websites of the World, stop with this Chelsea Clinton bullshit. One more picture of that ugly bitch and I will go crazy. White House Dog marries Kosher Boy. Costing millions in taxpayer dollars. Father fucking cheerleader during reception. Chelsea is into whips, chains, leather and farting. Honestly, isn’t this cunt married already? Her father was President, what 10 years ago? ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/2 "2010-07-31T12:25:54Z")
You realize the same stupid coverage happened when one of the Bush [del]drunks[/del] daughters was getting married right? ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/3 "2010-07-31T12:29:22Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Please news websites of the World, stop with this Chelsea Clinton bullshit. One more picture of that ugly bitch and I will go crazy. > > White House Dog marries Kosher Boy. Costing millions in taxpayer dollars. Father fucking cheerleader during reception. Chelsea is into whips, chains, leather and farting. > > Honestly, isn’t this cunt married already? Her father was President, what 10 years ago? You’re a class act all the way. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/4 "2010-07-31T12:45:43Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > One more picture of that ugly bitch and I will go crazy. [Here you go.](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=chelsea+clinton&gbv=2&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=chelsea++cl&gs_rfai=) Glad to help. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/5 "2010-07-31T12:57:49Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > One more picture of that ugly bitch and I \*\*will \*\*go crazy. I think you’ve got the wrong tense there. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/6 "2010-07-31T13:26:41Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > …Costing millions in taxpayer dollars… It’s a publicly financed wedding? Or are you just making shit up? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/7 "2010-07-31T14:05:26Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > > [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > > > …Costing millions in taxpayer dollars… > > It’s a publicly financed wedding? Or are you just making shit up? He may be alluding to the fact that there is a lot of secret service security. Plus tons of state and local policing going on. That’s Chelsea’s fault for being so ugly, though. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/8 "2010-07-31T14:08:02Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Please news websites of the World, stop with this Chelsea Clinton bullshit. One more picture of that ugly bitch and I will go crazy. Here’s an idea: Go outside. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/9 "2010-07-31T14:16:04Z")
She does remind me of the purported reason that LBJ named called his daughter “Linda Bird” . . . 'cause “Linda Dog” would have been too cruel. On the other hand, she does strike me as possibly one of those rare women who grow into their looks as they get older. Her mom was one, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/10 "2010-07-31T14:24:34Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > > [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > > > …Costing millions in taxpayer dollars… > > It’s a publicly financed wedding? Or are you just making shit up? Actually, the federal government is achieving a small _surplus_ on the wedding. It’s a democrat function after all. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/11 "2010-07-31T14:29:20Z")
That’s “ugly”? She just looks average; perhaps a notch above average. Certainly not ugly. ---
**Author:** ![CWN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@CWN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CWN)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/12 "2010-07-31T14:39:20Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Please news websites of the World, stop with this Chelsea Clinton bullshit. One more picture of that ugly bitch and I will go crazy. > > White House Dog marries Kosher Boy. Costing millions in taxpayer dollars. Father fucking cheerleader during reception. Chelsea is into whips, chains, leather and farting. > > Honestly, isn’t this cunt married already? Her father was President, what 10 years ago? > [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > You realize the same stupid coverage happened when one of the Bush [del] **drunks** [/del] daughters was getting married right? Great, one asinine statement follows another ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/13 "2010-07-31T14:47:50Z")
I thought she was a cute but oddly featured kid (had her mom’s features which she had to grow into) but is a hotty now. I think she may have had a bit of nose work done. Anyway- she’s smokin’. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/14 "2010-07-31T14:53:01Z")
> [@CWN](#): > > Great, one asinine statement follows another It was a joke, I say it was a joke, son. I could give two shits about the Bush daughters, but I thought our OP would want the “Well Bush was worse” response out of the way early. ---
**Author:** ![CWN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@CWN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CWN)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/15 "2010-07-31T14:58:16Z")
I stand corrected, my apologies- just one asinine statement than:D ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/16 "2010-07-31T15:16:22Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Please news websites of the World, stop with this Chelsea Clinton bullshit. Agree. You should have stopped here. > [@](#): > > One more picture of that ugly bitch and I will go crazy. She’s mildly unattractive, but one can’t choose the looks they have. Relax. > [@](#): > > White House Dog marries Kosher Boy. Wow, anti-semite _and_ raving looney. Nice. > [@](#): > > Costing millions in taxpayer dollars. Grossly overstated media hysteria by most accounts. Chelsea was born into a now-prominent family, whose mother is a target for terrorists. There is no way the Secret Service isn’t going to step in. But millions? Don’t think so. > [@](#): > > Father fucking cheerleader during reception. Chelsea is into whips, chains, leather and farting. Drinking + posting = case of the stupids. > [@](#): > > Honestly, isn’t this cunt married already? Her father was President, what 10 years ago? What does not being married have to do with her father being president? Or were these just gratuitous comments so you could use the word “cunt”? Why is she a cunt? Because her father is a Democrat? Do pleasant, educated women threaten your manhood? ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/17 "2010-07-31T15:29:41Z")
The Bush drunk had a furtive top-top-secret marriage, no doubt to thwart snipers, yahoos, and manure-flingers. I thought it was probably a wise thing to keep it on the down-low, but kind of sad in a way. Neither the Bush offspring nor Chelsea is America’s sweetheart, but at least Chelsea’s wedding isn’t shameful and secretive. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/18 "2010-07-31T15:41:48Z")
It would make more sense to do the whole thing at a private estate. The whole area is going to be held hostage to the event. It seems out of character for the low-profile Chelsea Clinton (who really isn’t ugly.) ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/19 "2010-07-31T15:41:53Z")
Wow, [this](http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevehopson/2317504582/)is what ugly looks like? Man, most of us are _hosed_ then. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/20 "2010-07-31T15:47:25Z")
You people (except **malkavia** and **FriarTed** ) are insane. Yes, Chelsea had the misfortune to have to be on display in the public eye when she was going through her pre-teen awkward stage. But now? IMO she’s one of the hottest hotties in Hottington. Gorgeous. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674.md?page=2)