# Chelsea motherfucking Clinton............. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 31, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674 "2010-07-31T12:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/41 "2010-07-31T17:45:22Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Yeah, let’s see a picture of the OP. (Who, it seems is a [Birther](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12681989&postcount=14).) :rolleyes: Oh my stars. Money quote: > [@Captain Midnight](#): > > The street blacks love Obama because he is brown with a strange name (like them!). ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/42 "2010-07-31T17:46:27Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I must clarify. I don’t think Chelsea is ugly at all. I also don’t think her mother is a hag, as I have heard many say of her. > > Still wondering how it’s Chelsea’s fault taxpayer money is going to security. The only reason I can see from the OP is because she’s such a dog. I don’t think you had anything to worry about. It seemed pretty clear from your post #7 that you were countering the OP with some well-deserved sarcasm. 🙂 * * * ## You know, all of this reminds me of the old debates about the merits of [Henry Kissinger](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissinger). Some said he was pug-ugly, while others insisted that he was “kind of cute” or even that he had an unusual kind of rugged good looks. This issue followed him during his entire career. - - - Oh, wait, that must have been in a strange dream of mine. Kissinger’s looks were never that big a deal. Even his critics did not feel it necessary to comment on his looks while slamming him. I wonder, could that have been because he was male? _ **- Jack** _ ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/43 "2010-07-31T17:55:58Z")
She went from below-average looks to average looks. * * * > [@silenus](#): > > I’d do her. > [@joebuck20](#): > > +1 Are you guys thinking of a threesome with Chelsea Clinton? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/44 "2010-07-31T18:32:45Z")
OK, but no crossing swords! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/45 "2010-07-31T18:54:41Z")
I think the OP raises a good point. How can somebody be qualified to be President of the United States if his daughter is not a 10? Or at least a 9 who goes both ways. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/46 "2010-07-31T19:09:23Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > > [@Guinastasia](#): > > > > Yeah, let’s see a picture of the OP. (Who, it seems is a [Birther](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12681989&postcount=14).) :rolleyes: > > Oh my stars. Money quote: > > > [@Captain Midnight](#): > > > > The street blacks love Obama because he is brown with a strange name (like them!). Oh, look. A new classification, to go with “house” and “field.” How charming. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/47 "2010-07-31T19:11:12Z")
I didn’t even know she was getting married but I can’t see her being anything near ugly after looking at those links. I think she’s a natural beauty. Doesn’t need fake anything or a slab of make-up to hide flaws. It wouldn’t matter if she was ugly though. Her family deserves security because there are a lot of weirdos out there. I mean, just look how angry the OP is! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/48 "2010-07-31T19:19:22Z")
Hey! She looks _GREAT!_ Which is a suprise, because I haven’t seen …or really heard…anything about her in _years_. So she’s getting a bit coverage for her wedding. I don’t care about her wedding, so I avail myself of the multitude of entertainment options and news outlets that also don’t seem to care that much. But keep the pictures coming. ---
**Author:** ![Fritz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Fritz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/49 "2010-07-31T19:32:31Z")
Chelsea Clinton ugly? No. The OP on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/50 "2010-07-31T19:48:59Z")
She’s been in the public eye involuntarily since she was 12. In all that time she hasn’t said or done anything even remotely stupid. By all accounts she’s a nice, intelligent, hard working, thoughtful, kind young woman. Kudos to her parents for doing such a damned fine job raising her and felicitations to her on her nuptial day. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/51 "2010-07-31T19:50:52Z")
> [@Trans Fat Og](#): > > Oh, wait, that must have been in a strange dream of mine. Kissinger’s looks were never that big a deal. Even his critics did not feel it necessary to comment on his looks while slamming him. I wonder, could that have been because he was male? Stop the presses, \*\*Trans Fat Og \*\*has unearthed a _Double Standard_! Oh, there aren’t presses anymore? Well, then someone click Cancel on something… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/52 "2010-07-31T20:49:03Z")
From the Wiki article on [Jenna Bush](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Hager). [QUOTE] The wedding took place during a private ceremony on May 10, 2008 at her parents’ Prairie Chapel Ranch near Crawford, Texas. On June 21, 2008, President Bush hosted a wedding reception for Jenna and Henry at the White House. The guests included many Republicans, such as Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice. The United States Marine Band performed. [QUOTE] **Captain Midnight** , care to get outraged at the expense? ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/53 "2010-07-31T21:04:42Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > It would make more sense to do the whole thing at a private estate. The whole area is going to be held hostage to the event. It seems out of character for the low-profile Chelsea Clinton (who really isn’t ugly.) It _is_ being held at a private estate; the Astor Courts in Rhinebeck. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/54 "2010-07-31T21:41:13Z")
So what’s the big deal then? I thought I read something about the Beekman Arms. The OP is a retard. ---
**Author:** ![jasonh300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jasonh300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasonh300)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/55 "2010-07-31T21:58:44Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > but at least Chelsea’s wedding isn’t shameful and secretive. There’s nothing shameful about not wanting your wedding to become a media circus. ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/56 "2010-07-31T22:35:45Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > That’s “ugly”? She just looks average; perhaps a notch above average. Certainly not ugly. Maybe a notch above average? Um, no. I have nothing against Chelsea Clinton at all, but come on man. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/57 "2010-07-31T22:50:19Z")
She’s actually pretty cute. A lot of her parents in her face, which might take some getting used were I around her a lot. I figure in time it would just seem like _her_ face. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/58 "2010-07-31T22:51:26Z")
> [@gravitycrash](#): > > > [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > > > That’s “ugly”? She just looks average; perhaps a notch above average. Certainly not ugly. > > Maybe a notch above average? Um, no. > I have nothing against Chelsea Clinton at all, but come on man. Maybe you have prettier people where you live. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/59 "2010-07-31T23:01:13Z")
Compared to most young women in the media, she’s plain. Compared to everyday women, she’s attractive enough to turn some heads. Straight guys here who claim they wouldn’t bang her are, for the most part, lying. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/60 "2010-07-31T23:04:31Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > So what’s the big deal then? I thought I read something about the Beekman Arms. > > The OP is a retard. If you mean the Beekman Arms Inn in Rhinebeck, the Times reports that it’s sold out for the weekend. Most likely that’s for wedding-related reasons. But again, it’s a private establishment. So not seeing the outrage. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674.md?page=4)