# Chelsea motherfucking Clinton............. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 31, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674 "2010-07-31T12:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/61 "2010-07-31T23:42:30Z")
-Susan Ford had her prom at the White House -Lynda Bird Johnson had her wedding at the White House, as did Tricia Nixon, Jessie Wilson and Alice Roosevelt. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/62 "2010-07-31T23:58:59Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > If you mean the Beekman Arms Inn in Rhinebeck, the Times reports that it’s sold out for the weekend. Most likely that’s for wedding-related reasons. But again, it’s a private establishment. So not seeing the outrage. It’s just the lowest form of partisanship…no, that’s too gentle a term. It’s just outright hatred for other side. Like when Limbaugh said the Clinton’s had a family dog and held up a picture of 13 year old Chelsea. The OP is swimming in the same cess pool. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/63 "2010-07-31T23:59:30Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Please news websites of the World, stop with this Chelsea Clinton bullshit. One more picture of that ugly bitch and I will go crazy. > > White House Dog marries Kosher Boy. Costing millions in taxpayer dollars. Father fucking cheerleader during reception. Chelsea is into whips, chains, leather and farting. > > Honestly, isn’t this cunt married already? Her father was President, what 10 years ago? It takes a lot of work to be a stupid as you are doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/64 "2010-08-01T00:00:36Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Please news websites of the World, stop with this Chelsea Clinton bullshit. One more picture of that ugly bitch and I will go crazy. > > White House Dog marries Kosher Boy. Costing millions in taxpayer dollars. Father fucking cheerleader during reception. Chelsea is into whips, chains, leather and farting. > > Honestly, isn’t this cunt married already? Her father was President, what 10 years ago? You are a graceless clown. Just tattoo “I am a gigantic tool” on your forehead. It’ll let people know just what you are in advance. You utter, utter bellend. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/65 "2010-08-01T00:07:42Z")
Still, the current title of [hottest daughter of a president](http://www.corbisimages.com/images/67/7B71828B-5D5D-493C-843D-76886F2ECB34/IH173082.jpg) belongs to the same holder it did over 100 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/66 "2010-08-01T00:14:46Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > You are a graceless clown. Just tattoo “I am a gigantic tool” on your forehead. It’ll let people know just what you are in advance. You utter, utter bellend. What a minute. Tools are useful - the OP is not. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/67 "2010-08-01T00:30:32Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Still, the current title of [hottest daughter of a president](http://www.corbisimages.com/images/67/7B71828B-5D5D-493C-843D-76886F2ECB34/IH173082.jpg) belongs to the same holder it did over 100 years ago. Okay…who is she? ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/68 "2010-08-01T00:38:05Z")
MIDNIGHT reached way up his sphincter to pull out this PIT. Bill Clinton gets secret service agents because he is an ex president. They will be around him if his daughter gets married or not. Hillary probably gets protection for being Sec’y of State. Whoopie. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/69 "2010-08-01T01:17:02Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > [Here you go.](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=chelsea+clinton&gbv=2&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=chelsea++cl&gs_rfai=) Glad to help. Wow, she really does look like her mother, doesn’t she? ---
**Author:** ![moejoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@moejoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejoe)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/70 "2010-08-01T01:26:56Z")
She lived near my hometown while in college, so I’ve had the opportunity to see her and her family in person. Not only is she much much prettier than any photo can capture, her mother is as well. Both are surprisingly beautiful women when you see them up close. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/71 "2010-08-01T01:27:16Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Okay…who is she? I believe that’s Alice Roosevelt. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/72 "2010-08-01T01:37:35Z")
I think CM is just jealous. It also appears he is involved in some Clockwork Orange type experiment, where they force his eyes open and strap him into a chair watching news coverage of the wedding. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/73 "2010-08-01T01:39:11Z")
I’ve never understood why people tend to think people with big mouths are ugly. ---
**Author:** ![anu-la1979](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@anu-la1979](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anu-la1979)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/74 "2010-08-01T01:42:56Z")
> [@moejoe](#): > > She lived near my hometown while in college, so I’ve had the opportunity to see her and her family in person. Not only is she much much prettier than any photo can capture, her mother is as well. > > Both are surprisingly beautiful women when you see them up close. I went to college with someone who knew her from Sidwell and Friends or whatever that school’s name is-apparently she’s really charming and has been since she was a kid. What’s that phrase…greater than the sum of its parts? She has 2 extremely intelligent parents and one exceedingly charismatic one-I suspect she comes off well in person. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/75 "2010-08-01T01:46:44Z")
I remember when Rush Limbaugh made that crack about Socks the White House cat and Chelsea the “White House dog.” Hard to believe the meme is still alive. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/76 "2010-08-01T02:29:20Z")
How is it a meme? ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/77 "2010-08-01T03:27:05Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > I thought she was a cute but oddly featured kid (had her mom’s features which she had to grow into) but is a hotty now. I think she may have had a bit of nose work done. Anyway- she’s smokin’. Still inferior to Lena. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/78 "2010-08-01T03:27:47Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > I remember when Rush Limbaugh made that crack about Socks the White House cat and Chelsea the “White House dog.” Hard to believe the meme is still alive. Especially since he didn’t say it. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/79 "2010-08-01T03:31:59Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > > [@BrainGlutton](#): > > > > I remember when Rush Limbaugh made that crack about Socks the White House cat and Chelsea the “White House dog.” Hard to believe the meme is still alive. > > Especially since he didn’t say it. He said: “Socks is the White House cat. Did you know there is a White House dog?” And then displayed a picture of Chelsea Clinton. Saying that he didn’t say “Chelsea Clinton is the White House dog” is semantic nitpicking. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/80 "2010-08-01T04:17:22Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > > [@BrainGlutton](#): > > > > I remember when Rush Limbaugh made that crack about Socks the White House cat and Chelsea the “White House dog.” Hard to believe the meme is still alive. > > Especially since he didn’t say it. Because he’s a fucking coward. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674.md?page=5)