# Chelsea motherfucking Clinton............. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 31, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674 "2010-07-31T12:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/101 "2010-08-01T17:02:15Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Every cite you will ever read claiming the “Socks the cat” version can be traced to Ivins’s incorrect account. Every one. The story as told is false, and I challenge anyone to PROVE otherwise, with direct evidence. I’ve tried, believe me, and it just isn’t there. I’ve been looking for the evidence for years. It all traces back to Ivins and goes no further. And everything I’ve tried for your version of events goes to that 2007 blog entry, and no further. Unless you’ve got a better cite. For instance, you note that no video is online of the ‘Socks the cat’ version, but neither is there video of your version. **Captain Amazing** ’s version claims to come from Lexis-Nexis, and while it’s not Socks the cat, it _is_ pretty damning of Limbaugh. It proves the point the ‘Socks’ version invariably is brought up to make - that Limbaugh insulted a 13-year old girl for her looks. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/102 "2010-08-01T17:10:26Z")
Can anybody explain why the apology, and the transcript dont match? Which photo was actually shown on the show, the Dog, or Chelsea Clintons? This foreign neutral has doubts about Rickjays story… ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/103 "2010-08-01T17:16:53Z")
> [@bup](#): > > **Captain Amazing** ’s version claims to come from Lexis-Nexis, And is consistent with the story as I understand it to have actually happened, and contradicts the “Socks the cat” version of the story. It would appear to support my point. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/104 "2010-08-01T17:27:22Z")
I’m not seeing, “Can we get a picture of the cute dog?” (Picture of Chelsea Clinton appears) to be substantially different from the purported Molly Ivins version. Especially considering the non-apology that followed. I do appreciate the ignorance-fighting here, and would rather have Limbaugh’s actual words attributed to him. But his actual words don’t paint him in any better light than the incorrect version does. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/105 "2010-08-01T18:52:41Z")
It’s not unusual for quotes to get paraphrased or altered in the retelling for the sake of a better story, and it seems likely that the story above got turned into the “And this is the White House dog” story. The joke/implication is the same in both stories (that Chelsea Clinton is being confused with a dog), but the Irvins story is more succinct and has more punch than the original one. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/106 "2010-08-01T18:53:43Z")
The fact that Limbaugh’s an inveterate asshole is what makes the “White House dog” story plausible, so he gets no sympathy from me even if he has been misquoted. And the OP’s an idiot. The saturation news coverage (well, saturation coverage of whatever you could see from two miles away) was at most annoying. The only reason one might have for blaming Chelsea is if one is a drooling moron. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/107 "2010-08-01T20:15:14Z")
So three pages and the thread author has yet to come back to respond to comments. Isn’t stirring up shit for the sake of watching the train wreck sort of the definition of trolling for the SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/108 "2010-08-01T20:25:53Z")
How dare that entitled bitch have a wedding. Doesn’t she _know_ what this is costing the taxpayers? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/109 "2010-08-01T20:26:53Z")
Twenty Modavian sand-dollars says he doesn’t . . . wait; I’m in debt enough from a similar post in the Shirley Sherod thread. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/110 "2010-08-01T20:42:09Z")
Hey! Don’t intone [“Moldavian”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7KOvzLSFKI) in this thread: you’ll have the Secret Service on us! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/111 "2010-08-01T20:50:12Z")
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**Author:** ![supergoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@supergoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supergoose)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/112 "2010-08-01T21:16:37Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > When I accessed this page I got the following info from my security system: > > Danger: AVG Active Surf-Shield has detected active threats on this page and has blocked access for your protection. > The page you are trying to access has been identified as a known exploit, phishing, or social engineering web site and therefore has been blocked for your safety. Without protection, such as that in the AVG Security Toolbar and AVG, your computer is at risk of being compromised, corrupted or having your identity stolen. Please follow one of the suggestions below to continue. > > URL: [kombry.com/75632jz64h23/](http://kombry.com/75632jz64h23/) > Name: Phoenix Exploit Kit (type 1112) > > I’ll report it to a mod, but beware. I get that every so often too, but it doesn’t seem to be specific to this or any other particular page, just to the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Captain\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/113 "2010-08-01T22:44:38Z")
Hello! It’s the OP. I was a bit hungover, and probably made an idiotic post. But damn, this girl has been in the news for over a week. Every other picture is this homely girl. Honestly, I don’t care if it is the most beautiful woman in the Galaxy. I am tired of looking at her. In most news and information websites that I go to, there she is. The thing about it is, the dingbats, people who watch American Idol keep requesting this story. It is really not that much of a story. 30 year old professional woman gets married. Parents are famous and rich (versus rich and famous, they were famous first then got rich later.) Yeah. Enough. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/114 "2010-08-01T22:53:35Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > But damn, this girl has been in the news for over a week. Every other picture is this homely girl. Honestly, I don’t care if it is the most beautiful woman in the Galaxy. God, you’re a dipshit. ---
**Author:** ![Fritz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Fritz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/115 "2010-08-01T22:56:12Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > I am tired of looking at her. Then don’t look at her. Dolt. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/116 "2010-08-02T00:02:34Z")
Of course, the only worthy thing to judge women by are their looks. Intelligence, accomplishment, compassion, wit, wisdom, these count for nothing. By all accounts, Chelsea is a well adjusted, nice person. But this means nothing because she doesn’t excite the hormones of most men. Therefore, she is worthless. It’s great to be a woman in today’s world. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/117 "2010-08-02T00:08:59Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > Of course, the only worthy thing to judge women by are their looks. > > Intelligence, accomplishment, compassion, wit, wisdom, these count for nothing. > > By all accounts, Chelsea is a well adjusted, nice person. > > But this means nothing because she doesn’t excite the hormones of most men. Therefore, she is worthless. That is not true at all. I think she’s totally hot, and would let her blow me. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/118 "2010-08-02T00:38:16Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > probably made an idiotic post. That’s putting it mildly. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/119 "2010-08-02T00:56:57Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Hello! > > It’s the OP. I was a bit hungover, and probably made an idiotic post. > > But damn, this girl has been in the news for over a week. Every other picture is this homely girl. Honestly, I don’t care if it is the most beautiful woman in the Galaxy. I am tired of looking at her. > In most news and information websites that I go to, there she is. The thing about it is, the dingbats, people who watch American Idol keep requesting this story. > > It is really not that much of a story. 30 year old professional woman gets married. Parents are famous and rich (versus rich and famous, they were famous first then got rich later.) Yeah. Enough. [shrug] It’ll be the same next time Angelina or J-Lo gets married. That’s how it is. There are far more annoying or egregious things than that in modern American culture to get pissed about. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674/120 "2010-08-02T01:46:00Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > But this means nothing because she doesn’t excite the hormones of most men. Well, it only takes one, and she’s got him. Congrats and good luck to them both. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chelsea-motherfucking-clinton/548674.md?page=7)