# Chesebro,Powell and Others in Trump's Orbit

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**Created:** [October 22, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesebro-powell-and-others-in-trumps-orbit/991920 "2023-10-22T13:52:02Z")\
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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> Chesbro, Powell, Rudy, and Pillow.

With apologies to [Shel Silverstein](https://genius.com/Shel-silverstein-ickle-me-pickle-me-tickle-me-too-annotated):

_Powell and Chese, Lindell and Rudy_  
_Worshipped a man malicious and moody._  
_“Get on your knees: it’s your sacred duty!”_  
_Cried Powell and Chese, Lindell and Rudy_

_Lindell and Chese, Rudy and Powell_  
_Buttressed his bullshit, no matter how foul._  
_“Parrot and praise every monkeylike howl!”_  
_Sang Lindell and Chese, Rudy and Powell_

_Rudy and Powell, Chese and Lindell_  
_Saw a few cracks in their pot’s thin shell._  
_“Could we have been wrong? Not a chance in hell!”_  
_Shrieked Rudy and Powell, Chese and Lindell._

_Powell and Rudy, Lindell and the Chese_  
_Are starting to enter their guilty pleas._  
_“No fair! You’ve driven us to our knees!”_  
_Wept Powell and Rudy, Lindell and the Chese._

_And watching it all is one Donald J. Trump–_  
_that flagrant fascist, that lying lump–_  
_“You shouldn’t have trusted me. YOU’RE the chump!”_  
_Sneered soon-to-be-felon Donald Trump._

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