# Chesire Human, you're stupid and an asshole.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [May 13, 2012, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755 "2012-05-13T05:43:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/1 "2012-05-13T05:43:35Z")
This pitting arises from your contributions to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651568).
1. You are stupid because you apparently failed to understand that in Post #5, **PapSett** is asking what is wrong with people that fail to take reasonable steps to recover their own lost animals…ie, the neglected pup she is presently fostering.
2. You’re an asshole because you reply with this little turd of a rant:
> [@A New Foster Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-foster-dog/621716/8):
>
> We don’t actually _care_ about “your little dog, too”, maybe? I _did_ move “heaven and earth” when my “Puddin’ (a mere cat)” was lost. But I didn’t expect anyone else to care. You do. Why?
>
> I had a senile cat. I _never_ thought they got senile, but when he did, I informed his vet. When it became necessary, I had the vet come out and whack him. My vet cried as much as I did, but he got whacked (I’ve got a good vet) anyway. I whacked one with a shotgun, when it needed to be done, and pulling the trigger was the hardest thing I’ve _ever_ done. But I did it. And cried afterward.
>
> I’m not inclined to cry when _you_ encounter that situation. You are not a “speshul snowflake”, despite what you may believe. They get old, they die. They get lost, they die. It happens. Get over it. Posting about it on a message board like this is useless, in terms of actually finding them. It’s only useful in getting {{{hugs}}}, which I’m not inclined to give. If you wanted {{hugs}}, you maybe came to the _wrong_ message board. [/end rant]
So, you had your vet “whack” a pet? Wow. I guess you’re just the Tony-Fucking- Soprano of the internet. You even “whacked” another pet with a shotgun. That’s hardcore.
Bonus street cred for being too tough for internet hugs. I know when I’m looking for someone to whack my pet with a shotgun, the first thing I want to know is whether they’ve posted internet hugs.
Kindly crawl back under your bridge and keep your unprovoked and unwarranted attacks to yourself.
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/2 "2012-05-13T05:54:26Z")
Wow, talk about an out-of-the-blue attack of sneering asininity. I’d ask who pissed in **CH** ’s Wheaties, but it’s clear s/he eats stupid food for breakfast.
:rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/3 "2012-05-13T05:58:04Z")
I haven’t seen that dope reference in a long time, ETF. Nicely done.
Cheshire Human has an. . .interesting point of view, in general. It’s not one I particularly appreciate so it’s just as well that it’s CH’s.
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### Author:  [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/4 "2012-05-13T06:05:13Z")
Part of me can’t wait til flatlined and some of the other rescue peeps here see this. The other part of me doesn’t want those with big hearts have to face how many people have smaller ones.
Hey, CH… {{{huggiepoos}}}
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/5 "2012-05-13T06:55:08Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
>
> I haven’t seen that dope reference in a long time, ETF. Nicely done.
😃 Thanks. It’s always been one of my favorites.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/6 "2012-05-13T08:33:37Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
>
> I haven’t seen that dope reference in a long time, ETF. Nicely done.
>
> Cheshire Human has an. . .interesting point of view, in general. It’s not one I particularly appreciate so it’s just as well that it’s CH’s.
From **CH** ’s [profile.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)
> [@](#):
>
> Interests
> My hobby is “Pissing-off” others. I flunked “plays well with others” in kindergarden.
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### Author:  [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/7 "2012-05-13T10:06:02Z")
> [@](#):
>
> From CH’s profile.
>
> Quote:
> Interests
> My hobby is “Pissing-off” others. I flunked “plays well with others” in kindergarden.
Isn’t that pretty much the definition of trolling?
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### Author:  [@Stelios](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stelios)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/8 "2012-05-13T10:50:28Z")
Yeah. Cheshire Human acted like a Olympic asshole in that thread. Righteous pitting.
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### Author:  [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/9 "2012-05-13T12:25:43Z")
This pitting is much appreciated; I thught about starting it, but quite frankly, I suck at this sort of thing.
All I know is this sweet little dog that I jailbroke yesterday certainly does not deserve the total distain she was dished out.
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### Author:  [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/10 "2012-05-13T13:36:41Z")
I don’t know how many posters may have reported that first post of Chesire Jerkface’s to the mods, but I know I sure did. But we don’t expect it to come here, do we? That would be too much to hope for.
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### Author:  [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/11 "2012-05-13T13:40:37Z")
I think someone needs a huggle.
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### Author:  [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/12 "2012-05-13T14:29:21Z")
> [@](#):
>
> **We** don’t actually care about “your little dog, too”, maybe? I did move “heaven and earth” when my “Puddin’ (a mere cat)” was lost. But I didn’t expect anyone else to care. You do. Why?
>
> I had a senile cat. I never thought they got senile, but when he did, I informed his vet. When it became necessary, I had the vet come out and whack him. My vet cried as much as I did, but he got whacked (I’ve got a good vet) anyway.\*\* I whacked one with a shotgun, when it needed to be done, and pulling the trigger was the hardest thing I’ve ever done.\*\* But I did it. And cried afterward.
>
> I’m not inclined to cry when you encounter that situation. You are not a “speshul snowflake”, despite what you may believe. They get old, they die. They get lost, they die. It happens. Get over it. Posting about it on a message board like this is useless, in terms of actually finding them. It’s only useful in getting {{{hugs}}}, which I’m not inclined to give. \*\*If you wanted {{hugs}}, you maybe came to the wrong message board. \*\*[/end rant]
Wow, so full of fail.
I love how he thinks he can speak for the rest of us with his hateful bull shit by using words like “we”.
Shooting your cat with a shotgun? Yeah, a real humanitarian.
And, coming to this board looking for sympathy for a lost pet or one that has passed? Oh No! We Dopers would never offer comfort to pet owners in need. Never! We just don’t do that.
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/13 "2012-05-13T14:41:08Z")
Wow - that post was rediculous. What a twat.
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### Author:  [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/14 "2012-05-13T15:32:44Z")
> [@PapSett](#):
>
> This pitting is much appreciated; I thught about starting it, but quite frankly, I suck at this sort of thing.
>
> All I know is this sweet little dog that I jailbroke yesterday certainly does not deserve the total distain she was dished out.
It’s okay, he probably can’t read.
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### Author:  [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/15 "2012-05-13T15:32:57Z")
Obvious troll is obvious.
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### Author:  [@Minnie\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minnie_Luna)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/16 "2012-05-13T17:21:53Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#):
>
> Wow - that post was rediculous. What a twat.
This.
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/17 "2012-05-13T21:18:08Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
>
> Wow, talk about an out-of-the-blue attack of sneering asininity. I’d ask who pissed in **CH** ’s Wheaties, but it’s clear s/he **eats stupid food for breakfast**.
>
> :rolleyes:
Oh man, I LOVED that thread!
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/18 "2012-05-13T21:40:27Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#):
>
> Oh man, I LOVED that thread!
[She’d be 12 or 13 by now!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6811689&postcount=34)
Sorry for the hijack. ood Pitting
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### Author:  [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/19 "2012-05-13T22:38:45Z")
Glad someone brought this to the pit. Thanks, **Oakminster**. I wanted to say that **Cheshire Human** seemed like a misnomer since he’s not all that human, actually. I’m proud of the dopers who responded to his rubbish with disdain. Maybe he’s the one who “came to the wrong message board”.
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### Author:  [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chesire-human-youre-stupid-and-an-asshole/621755/20 "2012-05-13T22:40:16Z")
This is just my theory, but it helps me when I see this sort of idiotic stuff. Some people act like there is only so much happiness and love in the world and if other people use it up, they won’t get their share. This means they shit on other people to be sure that some love and happiness is left for them. It never seems to work, but they don’t figure it out and become even more unhappy and don’t know why they aren’t getting the love they deserve. CH seems to be one of them.
**PapSett** , ignore him/her. You are doing a good thing with that sweet lil girl. People like you make the world better and help increase the happiness and love available.
As long as we are in the pit, I’d like to send a hearty dose of hate to the person who let her pet end up in that condition and didn’t even bother to call around to see if she had been found. Said idiot is probably too busy looking for another younger dog that doesn’t have health issues.
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