# Chess game: Kythereia vs. glee

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 21, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199 "2005-02-21T17:02:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/41 "2005-02-28T20:01:47Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> _quick smooch to **ronincyberpunk** , along with some seducing_
> 
> Arrrgh! **glee** , I forgot about that pawn on d4… :smack: ☹
> 
> Kythereia glee
> 
> 1. d4 Nf6
> 2. e4 Nxe4
> 3. f3 Nf6
> 4. Nh3 c5
> 5. c4 cxd4 (my pawn on c5 takes your pawn on d4)
> 6. e5

Um, you don’t have a pawn that can move to e5. Did you mean 6. c5?

And this thread simply confirms all my pessimistic thoughts on being a chess player. The spectator (go, Ronin!) gets the gal. The chess player (moi) gets a pawn.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/42 "2005-02-28T20:07:57Z")

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> [@ronincyberpunk](#):
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> And now for some new info. Now that you have a passed pawn, do you know what _en passant_ is? It’s a more obscure chess rule that many players never learn until their in the middle of a game and someone does it to them. Quick and dirty definition [here](http://www.gamecolony.com/chessrules.html) (second diagram down). I always just thought of it as the capturing pawn clotheslining the captured pawn. I dunno if that helps you understand it or not.

Thanks for the explanation of en passant!

But the only passed pawn in our game (= a pawn that no enemy pawn can stop queening) is mine, on d4.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/43 "2005-02-28T20:11:50Z")

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Yes :smack: I’m hopeless at this, aren’t I?

At least I can figure out some… er, mating positions. 😉

Kythereia glee

1. d4 Nf6
2. e4 Nxe4
3. f3 Nf6
4. Nh3 c5
5. c4 cxd4 (my pawn on c5 takes your pawn on d4)
6. c5

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/44 "2005-02-28T20:32:44Z")

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Kythereia glee

1. d4 Nf6
2. e4 Nxe4
3. f3 Nf6
4. Nh3 c5
5. c4 cxd4
6. c5 Qa5+ (the + sign means your King is in check, rom my Queen on a5)

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/45 "2005-02-28T20:47:37Z")

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Kythereia glee

1. d4 Nf6
2. e4 Nxe4
3. f3 Nf6
4. Nh3 c5
5. c4 cxd4
6. c5 Qa5+ (yikes!)
7. b4

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**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/46 "2005-03-01T01:50:50Z")

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> [@glee](#):
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> Thanks for the explanation of en passant!
> 
> But the only passed pawn in our game (= a pawn that no enemy pawn can stop queening) is mine, on d4.

Oh! I actually didn’t know this, I just thought it was any pawn passed the fourth rank from that side.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/47 "2005-03-01T02:04:02Z")

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Kythereia glee

1. d4 Nf6
2. e4 Nxe4
3. f3 Nf6
4. Nh3 c5
5. c4 cxd4
6. c5 Qa5+
7. b4 Qxb4+

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/48 "2005-03-01T02:05:40Z")

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> [@ronincyberpunk](#):
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> Oh! I actually didn’t know this, I just thought it was any pawn passed the fourth rank from that side.

No worries!

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/49 "2005-03-01T21:33:22Z")

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The battle gets more intense! 😉

Kythereia glee

1. d4 Nf6
2. e4 Nxe4
3. f3 Nf6
4. Nh3 c5
5. c4 cxd4
6. c5 Qa5+
7. b4 Qxb4+
8. Bd2

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/50 "2005-03-02T15:32:58Z")

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Kythereia glee

1. d4 Nf6
2. e4 Nxe4
3. f3 Nf6
4. Nh3 c5
5. c4 cxd4
6. c5 Qa5+
7. b4 Qxb4+
8. Bd2 Qxc5

> [@Kythereia](#):
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> The battle gets more intense! 😉

Queen Godzilla eat pawns! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/51 "2005-03-02T16:15:42Z")

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Og smash Queen Godzilla!

Kythereia glee

1. d4 Nf6
2. e4 Nxe4
3. f3 Nf6
4. Nh3 c5
5. c4 cxd4
6. c5 Qa5+
7. b4 Qxb4+
8. Bd2 Qxc5
9. Nf4

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**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/52 "2005-03-02T16:21:13Z")

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Verrrrrrry interesting. I’m enjoying following along.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/53 "2005-03-02T16:27:32Z")

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_distracts **ronincyberpunk** from the game with her wiles_ 😉

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/54 "2005-03-02T16:43:49Z")

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Kythereia glee

1. d4 Nf6
2. e4 Nxe4
3. f3 Nf6
4. Nh3 c5
5. c4 cxd4
6. c5 Qa5+
7. b4 Qxb4+
8. Bd2 Qxc5
9. Nf4 Nc6

> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Og smash Queen Godzilla!

Extra Black pawns swamp Og…

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/55 "2005-03-02T17:18:59Z")

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Kythereia glee

1. d4 Nf6
2. e4 Nxe4
3. f3 Nf6
4. Nh3 c5
5. c4 cxd4
6. c5 Qa5+
7. b4 Qxb4+
8. Bd2 Qxc5
9. Nf4 Nc6
10. Nd3

Og smash chessboard! Raaaa!

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**Author:** ![petelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@petelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petelin)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/56 "2005-03-02T17:41:24Z")

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This is interesting…this is the first one i’ve watched, and I’m glad I am.

As far as the watchers getting the girl, that seems to be on par with my chess playing memories as well.

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**Author:** ![petelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@petelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petelin)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/57 "2005-03-03T16:17:19Z")

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Wow, I think i killed my first thread…

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/58 "2005-03-03T16:20:47Z")

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No, **petelin** , it’s okay. **glee** just hasn’t made his move yet 😉

How _you_ doin’?

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/59 "2005-03-03T17:09:44Z")

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Kythereia glee

1. d4 Nf6
2. e4 Nxe4
3. f3 Nf6
4. Nh3 c5
5. c4 cxd4
6. c5 Qa5+
7. b4 Qxb4+
8. Bd2 Qxc5
9. Nf4 Nc6
10. Nd3 Qb6

> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Og smash chessboard! Raaaa!

Og is going to need to smash the board to stop those Black pawns 😃

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-kythereia-vs-glee/291199/60 "2005-03-03T17:17:00Z")

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> [@petelin](#):
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> This is interesting…this is the first one i’ve watched, and I’m glad I am.

Excellent!

> [@petelin](#):
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> As far as the watchers getting the girl, that seems to be on par with my chess playing memories as well.

Yes, and this thread will prove no exception. ☹

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