# Chess game: Lazlo vs. glee

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-lazlo-vs-glee/289508>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 11, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-lazlo-vs-glee/289508 "2005-02-11T02:04:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-lazlo-vs-glee/289508/41 "2005-03-18T15:28:56Z")

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I just thought I’d mention, while we’re waiting, that my esteemed opponent can now choose whether he’d rather be in arrears by rook and two pawns for a knight, or only three pawns while leaving both my bishops on the board 😃

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**Author:** ![Lazlo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lazlo/32/9678_2.png) [@Lazlo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazlo)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chess-game-lazlo-vs-glee/289508/42 "2005-04-24T13:03:42Z")

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Wow. It’s been over a month. I’m sorry I haven’t gotten around to moving yet. Again, WoW has been dominating my free time.

However, considering you are now poised to clean my clock and the fact that I may not be renewing, I have only one honorable move:

Lazlo Malacandra

1. e2-e4 e7-e5
2. Ng1-f3 Nb8-c6
3. Nb1-c3 Ng8-f6
4. g2-g3 Bf8-b4
5. Bf1-d3 d7-d6
6. a2-a3 Bb4-a5
7. Qd1-e2 Bc8-g4
8. Bd3-b5 0-0
9. Bb5xc6 b7xc6
10. b2-b4 Ba5-b6
11. Nc3-a4 d6-d5
12. h2-h3 Bg4-h5
13. Qe2-d3 Nf6xe4
14. 0-0 Bb6xf2+
15. White resigns

It was fun and I actually learned to think more about my game (or lack thereof)!

Fare thee well!

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