# Chewbacca or Worf? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460 "2000-05-03T16:04:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/1 "2000-05-03T16:04:10Z")
Who would win in a fight? Hand to hand, no weapons. I figure it would have to be a fight to the death because neither of them would cry mercy. I gotta go with Chewy on this one. He’s got over 200 years of experience, he’s got claws, and he’s definitely got the reach advantage. Worf would hold his own for a while, but the Wookiee would lay the smack down on him in the third. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/2 "2000-05-03T16:06:23Z")
Chewbacca all the way!! He’s quite the bad ass. Now… Taz or the Road Runner? ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/3 "2000-05-03T16:23:02Z")
Chewy. Duh. Taz and the Road Runner… in a race? If that’s what you mean, I’d have to go for the Road Runner. I imagine the way Taz cuts into the earth causes a bit of friction, slowing the little sucker, down. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/4 "2000-05-03T16:29:11Z")
I agree with the Roo on the race thing, but if it was a street fight, no rules, Taz would eat the Road Runner. Literally. Martha Stewart and Heloise. Go. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/5 "2000-05-03T16:49:34Z")
I can’t back this up, but I have a feeling Heloise fights dirty. She’d pound Martha good while she was looking up stock quotes. Mr. Ed or Mr. Greenjeans, go. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/6 "2000-05-03T16:55:54Z")
Chewbacca, all the way. Warf was was WAY too wrapped up in his own inner conflict between bieng a Klingon and bieng too human and all that “honor” baggage. Chewies the strong silent type who you KNEW was ready to drop the nutty laser-shooting crossbow and put the smack down. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/7 "2000-05-03T17:01:47Z")
Oops. forgot myself there… GreenJeans was a sneaky, stealthy, ninja-like charactor. Always popping up outta nowhere, and WAY too clever for mister moose’s ping pong ball tricks. Poppin’ fresh Vs. Toucan Sam ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/8 "2000-05-03T17:56:20Z")
One gulp. Bye-bye dough boy. (My brother always said he must’ve been stoned, the way he giggled all the time) How about a tag team event? The Keebler Elves vs. Snap, Crackle and Pop ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/9 "2000-05-03T17:59:56Z")
Good one. Keeblers have them in numbers, but Snap et al have the elves in youth and military training. My vote is for Snap, Crackle and Pop. How about Einstein vs Feynman takin’ it to the parking lot? ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/10 "2000-05-03T18:04:44Z")
You kidding? Feynman had forearms like cables from all his bongoing. He’d pop Albert’s head off like a grape. Big Bird vs. Captain Kangaroo ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/11 "2000-05-03T18:06:27Z")
Feynman was WAT too dependant on weapons, stabbing his opponants with pointed diagrams, Einstien had the advantage of astounding speed, moving so fast thet he could actually strike a blow BEFORE the punch was thown and the added benefit of the quantum mass the punch delivered as it approached the speed of light. Howz’ about Pac Man vs. Dig Dug? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/12 "2000-05-03T18:14:33Z")
Big Bird doesn’t have thumbs. The Cap’ would kick his feathered ass. I don’t know who dig dug is, so I’ll go with pacman. ::hangs head in shame:: ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/13 "2000-05-03T18:19:03Z")
Snap, Crackle and Pop make a lot of noise, but they’re nothing but air. Keebler Elves eat them for breakfast. Snuggles the Softener Bear vs. Poppin’ Fresh? ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/14 "2000-05-03T18:19:05Z")
When I saw the thread title, I thought you meant that _romantically_ :o In which case it’d be Chewy, of course. Worf talks too much. Fightwise, I’d also have to go with the Wookiee. Morris the Cat vs. the Fancy Feast Persian Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/15 "2000-05-03T18:21:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Howz’ about Pac Man vs. Dig Dug? Easy! Dig Dug would stick a hose up Pac Man’s ass and inflate him till he popped like a zit! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/16 "2000-05-03T18:30:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Morris the Cat vs. the Fancy Feast Persian > > Catrandom > \*\* Definately the Fancy Feast Persian! Morris the Cat was just too lazy in my opinion. How about Ray Stevens VS. Wierd Al Yankovich? ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/17 "2000-05-03T18:38:22Z")
Cleaning up a little: > [@](#): > > Snuggles the Softener Bear vs. Poppin’ Fresh? Poppin’ Fresh bakes the Bear > [@](#): > > Ray Stevens VS. Wierd Al Yankovich? Ray just isn’t focused enough. Weird Al. The Tidy-Bowl Man vs. The Scrubbing Bubbles? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/18 "2000-05-03T18:43:16Z")
Scubbing Bubbles. They were really militant. (I actually bought some, because of the scrubbing bubbles. Sucessful advertising at work!) Morris the Cat always had a cynical-slacker-but-also-Judo-expert kind of feel. Besides, Fancy Feast Persian would be too afraid of bending a whisker. Weird Al would just confuse Ray until he had opportunity to attack. Al. The Bloodhound Gang (the TV show, not the band) vs. The Ghostwriter Gang. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/19 "2000-05-03T18:57:35Z")
I think The Bloodhound Gang would be at a serious disadventage against Ghostwriter --an entity who cannot be sinply explained away via junior high science. So as long as the Ghostwriter gang steers away from traps which can be easily foiled by knowlage about electromagnets, pinhole cameras or water tension, they’ve got it in the bag. Bill Gates Vs. a jar of chiggers. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460/20 "2000-05-03T19:55:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Bill Gates Vs. a jar of chiggers Who knows? But I’d sure like to see THAT! 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chewbacca-or-worf/18460.md?page=2)