# Chez adhay! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 24, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331 "2010-08-24T20:16:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/1 "2010-08-24T20:16:14Z")
The time for **adhay** ’s reckoning has come. Mods, please bold my _nom de plume_ in the title (do not capitalize). I don’t know how to do it. Maybe I’ll bring it up in GQ. Also, Mods, I am not sensitive to words. Now, trust me, I am not trying to change any hallowed rules against **adhay** ’s vilification on the Dope. But, if the OP don’t care, who does? I’m looking for a public stoning here. Call it Disney’s Wet Dream. So, I’m into my second year here. I came to fight global ignorance and have a few laughs in the process. How about you? What I’ve discovered on the Boards is that 90% of the world’s population has it’s head shoved three feet up the ass of the top 10% and 90% of the world’s top 10% has it’s head shoved three feet up the ass of the top 1%. How about you? Please cite any particular posts of **adhay** ’s you would like to contest or, \* forbid, you should agree with. **somebody** will respond. Mods, please change my user name. I’m quite serious. You have witnesses. Now that I’ve joined the crowd, let the stoning of **somebody** begin. I’ll pick up on page two. Give you time to zero in. Welcome to Chez **adhay** , courtesy of **somebody**. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/2 "2010-08-24T20:19:35Z")
I totally just farted. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/3 "2010-08-24T20:22:56Z")
I have my head shoved up my own ass. What is my percentile. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/4 "2010-08-24T20:24:27Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I have my head shoved up my own ass. What is my percentile. I don’t know about your percentile, but you must be pretty prehensile. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/5 "2010-08-24T20:44:09Z")
Jack Batty is confused by the OP; but he thinks it is only designed to get us all to refer to ourselves in the first person. Far be it from Jack Batty to rock the boat. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/6 "2010-08-24T20:45:12Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > The time for **adhay** ’s reckoning has come. Mods, please bold my _nom de plume_ in the title (do not capitalize). I don’t know how to do it. Maybe I’ll bring it up in GQ. > > Also, Mods, I am not sensitive to words. Now, trust me, I am not trying to change any hallowed rules against **adhay** ’s vilification on the Dope. But, if the OP don’t care, who does? I’m looking for a public stoning here. Call it Disney’s Wet Dream. > > So, I’m into my second year here. I came to fight global ignorance and have a few laughs in the process. > > How about you? > > What I’ve discovered on the Boards is that 90% of the world’s population has it’s head shoved three feet up the ass of the top 10% and 90% of the world’s top 10% has it’s head shoved three feet up the ass of the top 1%. > > How about you? > > Please cite any particular posts of **adhay** ’s you would like to contest or, \* forbid, you should agree with. > > **somebody** will respond. Mods, please change my user name. I’m quite serious. You have witnesses. > > Now that I’ve joined the crowd, let the stoning of **somebody** begin. > > I’ll pick up on page two. Give you time to zero in. > > Welcome to Chez **adhay** , courtesy of **somebody**. Step #1. Open your email. Step #2. Start a letter. Step #3. Type your name 100 times. Step #4. Email it to yourself Step #5. Check your email 2 minutes later. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/7 "2010-08-24T20:45:42Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > I’m looking for a public stoning here. Seems to me that you’re already stoned. I can’t make head or tail out of what you’re trying to say. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/8 "2010-08-24T20:47:35Z")
> [@LurkMeister](#): > > > [@adhay](#): > > > > I’m looking for a public stoning here. > > Seems to me that you’re already stoned. I can’t make head or tail out of what you’re trying to say. Let me translate: “Look at me! _Look at me!_ LOOOOK AAAAT MEEEEEEEE!” ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/9 "2010-08-24T20:51:48Z")
Adhay, you’re not significant or intelligent or coherent enough to deserve a pitting or even more than one sentence in reply. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/10 "2010-08-24T21:16:36Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > I’ll pick up on page two. Give you time to zero in. Restraint has left me. I must reply. Tune in ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/11 "2010-08-24T21:23:04Z")
Ah, another bizarre adhay thread. This one isn’t in GD either, which is a change. Still incomprehensible, unfortunately… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/12 "2010-08-24T21:23:28Z")
Attention whore at 12 o’clock. Fire up the ignore-o-zap. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/13 "2010-08-24T21:24:31Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Adhay, you’re not significant or intelligent or coherent enough to deserve a pitting or even more than one sentence in reply. **adhay** , PCwise, is never Capitalized. It’s an **adhay** / **somebody** thing. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/14 "2010-08-24T21:25:46Z")
I’m sure he only capped your name because it started the sentence, chief. -XT ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/15 "2010-08-24T21:27:16Z")
I had lentil soup for lunch. Hey, it’s at least as interesting as anything the OP has to say. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/16 "2010-08-24T21:29:13Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > I’m sure he only capped your name because it started the sentence, chief. > > -XT You are a pedant and it’s Sir Chief to you. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/17 "2010-08-24T21:31:19Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Attention whore at 12 o’clock. Fire up the ignore-o-zap. Thanks for the warning.What’s your name, again? ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/18 "2010-08-24T21:36:22Z")
> [@LeeshaJoy](#): > > I had lentil soup for lunch. > > Hey, it’s at least as interesting as anything the OP has to say. Which in your opinion is what? WTf did I say as you apprehend it? BTW, **adhay** loves lentils. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/19 "2010-08-24T21:36:28Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > Now, trust me, I am not trying to change any hallowed rules against **adhay** ’s vilification on the Dope. How can we vilify you if we don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/20 "2010-08-24T21:45:18Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > Please cite any particular posts of **adhay** ’s you would like to contest or, \* forbid, you should agree with. I found [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=5626099) to be seriously disconnected from any kind of rational thought. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331.md?page=2)