# Chez adhay!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 24, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331 "2010-08-24T20:16:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/21 "2010-08-24T21:48:08Z")

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> [@PlainJain](#):
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> > [@adhay](#):
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> > Now, trust me, I am not trying to change any hallowed rules against **adhay** ’s vilification on the Dope.
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> How can we vilify you if we don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about?

Please, just throw your stone. Pick some post of mine, tie me to it and let your missive fly. Call me **somebody** else.😉

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/22 "2010-08-24T21:50:11Z")

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> [@Grumman](#):
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> > [@adhay](#):
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> > Please cite any particular posts of **adhay** ’s you would like to contest or, \* forbid, you should agree with.
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> I found [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=5626099) to be seriously disconnected from any kind of rational thought.

Certainly. It’s a bad link. Mods?

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/23 "2010-08-24T21:53:09Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> > [@LurkMeister](#):
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> > Seems to me that you’re already stoned. I can’t make head or tail out of what you’re trying to say.
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> Let me translate: “Look at me! _Look at me!_ LOOOOK AAAAT MEEEEEEEE!”

We’re watching and waiting.

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/24 "2010-08-24T21:53:50Z")

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If I throw a stone at you, would you explain what the fuck you’re on about? Clearly and succinctly in English would be preferable.

P.S. All thread titles are bolded, numbnuts.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/25 "2010-08-24T21:58:59Z")

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The OP makes about as much sense as a dancing pig. Less, actually.

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/26 "2010-08-24T22:01:07Z")

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> [@An\_Arky](#):
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> If I throw a stone at you, would you explain what the fuck you’re on about? Clearly and succinctly in English would be preferable.

Cite **adhay** for reference. **somebody** will respond.

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> P.S. All thread titles are bolded, numbnuts.

Not on my computer, at least when I last checked.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/27 "2010-08-24T22:02:11Z")

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As we’ve firmly established in other threads, pretty much every American above the poverty line is in the top 10% globally.

So your contention that the bottom 90% are busy jamming their heads up the ass of the top 10%, based on SDMB posts, is kind of silly, because I bet we can count the number of SDMB posters who are in the global bottom 90% on the fingers of one hand.

And this is the dumbest case of suicide-by-mod I’ve ever seen. If you don’t want to post here any more, you can just stop, you don’t have to beg the moderators to ban you.

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/28 "2010-08-24T22:02:31Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> The OP makes about as much sense as a dancing pig. Less, actually.

Now you got me thinking Twitter.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/29 "2010-08-24T22:05:27Z")

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> [@LeeshaJoy](#):
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> I had lentil soup for lunch.

I had a Reuben for lunch. Also, I have a hat.

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**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/30 "2010-08-24T22:07:37Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> > [@LeeshaJoy](#):
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> > I had lentil soup for lunch.
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> I had a Reuben for lunch. Also, I have a hat.

Ooh, I have a hat too! Is yours green? Mine is green.

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/31 "2010-08-24T22:17:31Z")

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ENGLISH, motherfucker! _Do you speak it?_

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/32 "2010-08-24T22:21:52Z")

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For just a second there, I was thinking that he was announcing his intent to cover himself in melted cheese. I am oddly disappointed.

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/33 "2010-08-24T22:21:58Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> As we’ve firmly established in other threads, pretty much every American above the poverty line is in the top 10% globally. …

And?

Even I, on minimum SS and living well below the ‘poverty’ line, live well in the USofA.

I rode the ‘free oil and lipstick’ thing into the 21st century. I have DSL and Doper Friends and just one designated asshole for company. I’m the only one hiring here. Let’s talk.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chez-adhay/551331/34 "2010-08-24T22:27:11Z")

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After consulting with my esteemed colleague, we’ve determined that this thread is Too Stupid To Live. While we’ve got pretty liberal rules about acceptable thread topics in the Pit, you need to have slightly more meat to it than, “Everyone tell me how much I suck!”

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