# Chicago Dopers Again or I Miss Jophiel

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415 "2000-03-15T17:32:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/21 "2000-03-18T04:00:00Z")

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My sister-in-law is due sometime in May, so it’s possible I might be in Chicago around that time. Then again, even if I am, that’s no guarantee I’ll be able to make it, but who knows?

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/22 "2000-03-18T21:58:00Z")

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Just a bump…David B’s thread killing again 😉

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/23 "2000-03-18T22:06:00Z")

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> Originally posted by android209:  
> **Just a bump…David B’s thread killing again 😉**

Moderator Hat Envy?

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/24 "2000-03-19T01:11:00Z")

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Envious, no.  
Just didn’t know anyone else could kill threads like me…

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/25 "2000-03-19T09:13:00Z")

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QED.

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/26 "2000-03-19T15:41:00Z")

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Sorry, I didn’t mean to kill the thread. I think it was the shock of all the MPSIMSers seeing me post here instead of in GD.

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/27 "2000-03-19T17:08:00Z")

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Are Iowa peoples allowed? Cross my heart, we aren’t all boring. lol  
Anyway, just post a date someone, and I will be there.

Mistress Kricket

PS I thought I should meet you guys since I showered with some of you in the guy stuff thread!

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/28 "2000-03-20T06:04:00Z")

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> Originally posted by David B:  
> **Sorry, I didn’t mean to kill the thread. I think it was the shock of all the MPSIMSers seeing me post here instead of in GD.**

Actually, it was fear. We all know what happened _last_ time you were at a SDMB get-together.

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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

_Now, Mr. President, the key issue we face today…is that an ice cream truck I hear?_

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/29 "2000-03-20T06:52:00Z")

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Great, Kat. Thanks for bringing the memories back. _sob_ Now where’s that armor I ordered for the next gathering…

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Winner, SDMB’s Biggest FEMALE Chat Addict (Happy, Jophiel?)

“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”

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**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/30 "2000-03-19T19:27:00Z")

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Well, we’re still waiting to hear from GL Wasteful, Terry, Mr. and Mrs. Rastahomie, Mr. and Mrs. elelle, and the waitress from the Spot about when they want to make the trip. DavidB and Flyp, you’re both driving up too. No arguing on this. If Unclebeer can make it all the way from Ohio, and Falc can get here from DC, you guys can spare the 3 hours to drive up from Spiffled.

Any more input about where we’re going to meet? Also, I noticed that last time it seemed to be a lot easier when Flyp started emailing everyone to make the plans. Should someone do that for Chicago2000?

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Everybody knows that Steve McGarrett only takes orders from the governor and God - and occassionally even they have trouble.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/31 "2000-03-19T20:21:00Z")

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Hell, I’d email everyone, but I don’t live in Chicago, so don’t know what use I’d be in planning. _shrug_ Also, do we have a wekeend/place decided upon? I’d like to get plane/hotel reservations sooner rather than later.

And I’ll second Valerie’s comments to Flyp and DavidB - if I’m flying out from DC, (and rumor has it Sassy may fly in from Cali!), you can drive three hours.

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Winner, SDMB’s Biggest FEMALE Chat Addict (Happy, Jophiel?)

“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/32 "2000-03-19T20:42:00Z")

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I forgot to mention that not only am I an Iowan born and raised, but a Hatfield. Is that gonna be a problem Unclebeer? JK  
Just keep me informed, and I will find a sitter for the heathens since this sounds like it’s gonna be a nite party.

Mistress Kricket

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/33 "2000-03-19T23:14:00Z")

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Valerie said:

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> DavidB and Flyp, you’re both driving up too. No arguing on this. If Unclebeer can make it all the way from Ohio, and Falc can get here from DC, you guys can spare the 3 hours to drive up from Spiffled.

Hell, I was lucky to get out of the house when it was in my town!

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**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/34 "2000-03-20T06:03:00Z")

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Hey - can I get some recognition here for my 6-hour drive??

Valerie - whatever I can do in the way of planning, I will be happy to do. Let me know.

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**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/35 "2000-03-20T06:28:00Z")

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> Valerie - whatever I can do in the way of planning, I will be happy to do. Let me know.

Well, since Unclebeer started the thread, so let’s wait until he gets into work tomorrow. If he doesn’t want to do the planning 'cause he’s all the way in Ohio, we can figure all that out then 🙂

Oh Kricket, of course you’re welcome - anyone that wants to attend, just say the word! The “initiation” might hurt for a minute, but once the swelling goes down you’ll have a great time 😉

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Everybody knows that Steve McGarrett only takes orders from the governor and God - and occassionally even they have trouble.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/36 "2000-03-20T11:58:00Z")

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Well, it’s Monday morning and here I am, as ordered. I think I should let someone who actually lives in Chicago do the planning. I don’t really know a damn thing about the Windy City, haveing only been there three or four times in the past 10 years.

So, take it away kids and I’ll just keep adding my pointless observations.

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**Author:** ![GLWasteful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f05b48/32.png) [@GLWasteful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GLWasteful)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/37 "2000-03-20T14:53:00Z")

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Okay, okay, okay, I’m here already. Sounds ducky, just lemme know when & where. And this time, I think I’ll fly.

Also, the waitress from The Spot will be coming. After much deep contemplation, and being the naturally submissive type, I decided to chuck it all and become her sex slave. So we’ll be the couple in leather, she’ll be holding the leash, I’ll be wearing it. Oh, and I’ll also be wearing my beret, just to help ascertain who’s who.

Waste  
Flick Lives!

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/38 "2000-03-20T15:03:00Z")

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> Also, the waitress from The Spot will be coming.

Heh. I saw her this weekend. Had a good chuckle over it.

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Battles are won in nuance.

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**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/39 "2000-03-21T06:52:00Z")

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Alright, I live in Chicago and I have a lot of free time. I guess I can start an email list and do some of the planning, but you other Chicagoans feel free to jump right in 🙂

So, first off, it’d be a HUGE help if everyone that’s thinking of attending could email me, especially w/ the weekends you’re able to come.

Also, we need to decide where to go, so that’s where the other Chicagoans can really help out. We also have to consider hotels for the out-of-towners and proximity to whatever bar/restaurant we end up choosing.

My email addy is [VBlaseC@aol.com](mailto:VBlaseC@aol.com). Am I forgetting anything? Probably, since I just woke up.

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Everybody knows that Steve McGarrett only takes orders from the governor and God - and occassionally even they have trouble.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopers-again-or-i-miss-jophiel/15415/40 "2000-03-20T19:10:00Z")

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Okay, is anyone from Spiffled surprised that Valerie JUST woke up at 1 in the afternoon? Didn’t think so.

I just had another thought. Who here knows the laws about renting cars? Because to get to the hotel, I’ll need one…but last I checked, they don’t rent to people under 25.

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Winner, SDMB’s Biggest FEMALE Chat Addict (Happy, Jophiel?)

“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”

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