# Chicago Dopes Check-in

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 13, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236 "2001-09-13T02:18:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/41 "2001-09-19T04:37:08Z")

</div>

As usual, I’m probably going to have to bum a couch off of someone.

Hmm, there’s an idea…I’ll just attend dopefests for the rest of my life instead of getting a job…crash on couches throughout the country…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![More\_Cowbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@More\_Cowbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/More_Cowbell)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/42 "2001-09-19T05:12:10Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> \*\*Okay. Roll call, gang.
> 
> Have no clue where they stand:  
> Mayor Quimby  
> \*\*

I feel so singled out! I’m sorry I left you clueless, I’m a maybe. I’d really love to meet others dopers (I’ve never been to any type of Doper gathering), so I’m going to really try.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/43 "2001-09-19T11:16:42Z")

</div>

DynoSaur  
JoeyHemlock  
magdalene  
Miss Creant  
Nen  
Nymysys  
quixotic78  
tiggeril  
VileOrb

Maybes:  
dropzone  
Mayor Quimby  
porcupine  
Random

If we can keep Joey from dancing on the table, this might be the first ChiDope no one gets arrested or married.

Is that a good thing?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/44 "2001-09-19T12:36:49Z")

</div>

I’m a “probably not.” Wife apparently made plans.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/45 "2001-09-19T21:24:05Z")

</div>

Stoopid wife.  
KIDDING! I’m kidding!

We’ll miss you, drop. For a quiet, shy, retiring type I recall you being a lot of fun. 🙂

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/46 "2001-09-19T21:47:04Z")

</div>

You were drunk as well as delirious. 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![quixotic78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3ab097/32.png) [@quixotic78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quixotic78)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/47 "2001-09-20T05:35:57Z")

</div>

Sorry, guys, but I’m gonna have to bail out this weekend. Ostensibly, it’s because I have a talk to give in two weeks, and I’ve done SQUAT for it. Have fun, though, and I command each one of you to hoist one (or a lot) in my honor (or because I suck, take your pick).

Quixy

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/48 "2001-09-21T01:51:27Z")

</div>

C’mon folks, I’m flying in tomorrow. I expect to see a helluva lot more names added to that list. You needn’t come for me…come for the sake of the booze.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/49 "2001-09-21T02:58:08Z")

</div>

And come to be licked by me. 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/50 "2001-09-21T06:24:15Z")

</div>

And because **boli** is going to be there, even though that BITCH won’t post in this thread.  
😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/51 "2001-09-21T16:36:16Z")

</div>

Umm…'cause there’ll be cleavage?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/52 "2001-09-21T17:20:45Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> \*\*there’ll be cleavage? \*\*

Are you trying to get me to bail out of the Scrabble party at church tomorrow night? 😉

And where is the Saturday get together going to be?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/53 "2001-09-21T17:31:27Z")

</div>

At Lou Lou, **drop.** Across the street from the Babaluci.

Or, you could go actually read the goddamned thread. 😃  
[sub]My, but I’m in a smirk-y mood today. Wonder why?[/sub]

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/54 "2001-09-21T17:37:12Z")

</div>

Wow, I can feel the love, **nym**!

I’m on my way out the door. I’ll be in your fair city by dinnertime!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/55 "2001-09-21T17:57:12Z")

</div>

**Definites:**  
DynoSaur  
JoeyHemlock  
magdalene  
Miss Creant  
Nen  
Nymysys  
tiggeril  
VileOrb

\*\*Maybes: \*\*  
Mayor Quimby  
porcupine  
Random

**Waffling like a mofo and should just BRING THE WIFE ALREADY:**  
dropzone

**Pathetic loser:**  
quixotic78

**Rumourmonger that won’t check in to a sad MPSIMS thread:**  
Gaudere

**Bad guy:**  
bin Laden

**Cool bartender at Lou Lou:**  
Keith  
Do I need a sign, gang? I know most of y’all, but there are a few unfamiliar faces.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/56 "2001-09-21T18:09:46Z")

</div>

::sneaks over and stuffs **boli** and a bunch of happy fuzzy bunnies onto the "definite list::

😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/57 "2001-09-21T18:21:01Z")

</div>

Yeah, yeah. As soon as I hit submit, I realized I’d fucked up.  
I never liked her, anyway. 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/58 "2001-09-21T18:49:30Z")

</div>

So what’s the latest from **Veebs** , huh? Is she going to make it?

Yeah, I’ll need a sign. What the hell do you look like? 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/59 "2001-09-21T18:53:43Z")

</div>

A) Veebs is MY bitch and nunya

B) If you’ve already forgotten what I look like, you can find your own way to the ChiDope from the airport

C) You code like old people screw.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236/60 "2001-09-21T19:00:03Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> A) Veebs is MY bitch and nunya

Well, everybody has got to have one. To bad you’ve _only_ got one.

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> B) If you’ve already forgotten what I look like, you can find your own way to the ChiDope from the airport

Hey, how was I supposed to remember? You were always either passed-out face-down because you can’t hold your liquor or you had your head buried in that guy’s lap.

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> C) You code like old people screw. \*\*

At least I don’t screw like you code.

😃

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236.md?page=2)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicago-dopes-check-in/81236.md?page=4)
