# Chick is at it again. Haw, Haw **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 31, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932 "2002-12-31T20:13:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/1 "2002-12-31T20:13:28Z")
[New Chick track takes on the WTC plane crash. Enjoy!](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5020/5020_01.asp) ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/2 "2002-12-31T20:18:35Z")
Boy, his mother’s gonna be pissed when he gets home… ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/3 "2002-12-31T20:21:20Z")
Good thing that Omar knows that Uncle Bob doesn’t lie, either. I mean, otherwise the tract would be just **silly.** ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/4 "2002-12-31T20:24:06Z")
I’m going to go find that Omar and sell him a deed to the Brooklyn Bridge. He’ll believe anything anyone says. Haj ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/5 "2002-12-31T20:24:16Z")
What a totally offensive piece of piffleshite. Next day, newly-converted Christian Omar goes back to work, and _still_ gets th’ crap bashed outta him, because he comes from th’ Middle East, and his attackers only see _that_. Ugghh. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/6 "2002-12-31T20:28:25Z")
Wow, Chick’s quality control has really been asleep at the wheel. This one isn’t even funny. Let’s hope he gets his act together and starts pulling some out like he did in the begining. I mean, after all, without the humor all these tracts are religious drivel. ---
**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/7 "2002-12-31T20:32:40Z")
I wonder what TAI would say. Not funny at all. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/8 "2002-12-31T20:38:00Z")
Waitaminute…where’s my “HAW, HAW”? I lowered myself to reading this whole thing and adding traffic to this virulent shitsucker’s site, and I don’t even get a big, obnoxious, buck-toothed “ **HAW, HAW!** ”??? Wotta ripoff. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/9 "2002-12-31T20:42:19Z")
Can someone find his ass a hobby? Jeez. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/10 "2002-12-31T20:44:23Z")
Worst. Chick Tract. Ever. Wow. I hate myself for saying that. ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/11 "2002-12-31T20:44:54Z")
Is it just me, or does Bob look suspiciously like the late Johkar Dudayev, president of Chechnya? ---
**Author:** ![martin\_ibn\_martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@martin\_ibn\_martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martin_ibn_martin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/12 "2002-12-31T20:46:37Z")
How can one comment on that drek? It criticizes itself. \ Martin ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/13 "2002-12-31T20:46:44Z")
Man, Bob Williams creeps me the fuck out. The guy looks like a child molestor. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/14 "2002-12-31T20:50:59Z")
I didn’t think that was too bad at all, actually… I mean I know we take a lot of pleasure kicking Jacko around on this board, me as much as anyone, but that… I’m like, not offended. Huh. He denounces so-called-Christians who are filled with hate and promotes actual goodwill towards people of different religions and races. I mean of course he drops the Christian message in there, but that’s the whole point of the thing. Overall, rather tasteful actually. Creepy. LC ---
**Author:** ![TaxGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@TaxGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaxGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/15 "2002-12-31T20:51:15Z")
I liked the casual use of the word “infidel.” “Good morning, Omar.” “Good morning, infidel.” ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/16 "2002-12-31T21:11:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lucki Chaarms \* > \*\*I didn’t think that was too bad at all, actually… I mean I know we take a lot of pleasure kicking Jacko around on this board, me as much as anyone, but that… I’m like, not offended. Huh. > > He denounces so-called-Christians who are filled with hate and promotes actual goodwill towards people of different religions and races. I mean of course he drops the Christian message in there, but that’s the whole point of the thing. Overall, rather tasteful actually. Creepy. > > LC \*\* That’s pretty much what I was thinking. Looking at how people have been so offended by previous tracts, this one was tame. It didn’t even go out of the way to insult Islam. It just pointed out Christianity, which, like Chaarms says, is the message. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/17 "2002-12-31T21:19:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cisco \* > \*\*The guy looks like a child molestor. \*\* Do you realise how offesive that remark is to child molesters everywhare? ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/18 "2002-12-31T21:22:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tapioca Dextrin \* > \*\*Do you realise how offesive that remark is to child molesters everywhare? \*\* Perhaps the Vatican could… …no, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/19 "2002-12-31T21:34:28Z")
The offensive bits are more backhanded than direct, “Jesus teaches us to love our enemies.” Why was Omar Bob’s enemy in the first place? Overall I have to say it’s one of the least offensive tracts I’ve seen and the closest to the teachings of Christ. Is Jack mellowing in his old age? Now _that_ is surely a sign of the end times. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932/20 "2002-12-31T21:34:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > \*\*Worst. Chick Tract. Ever. > > Wow. I hate myself for saying that. \*\* There are good Chick tracts? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-is-at-it-again-haw-haw/145932.md?page=2)