# Chick Tract Parody Thread 2004

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-tract-parody-thread-2004/273127>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 5, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-tract-parody-thread-2004/273127 "2004-11-05T03:43:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-tract-parody-thread-2004/273127/41 "2004-11-05T21:26:18Z")

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**Panel 18**

_As Cop#2 drags Suzy towards Ms.Henn, the latter takes the hypo from Capt. O’Looney and advances to meet them. Grandpa turns to Cop #1 and says:_

**Grandpa Eyepatch** : “It doesn’t matter what happens to me, but please, don’t let them hurt my little granddaughter!”

**Cop #1** _bewildered_But, but, they’re only trying to help her, aren’t they?

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**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-tract-parody-thread-2004/273127/42 "2004-11-07T19:53:21Z")

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**Panel 19**  
_Suzy does a Kill Bill move, grabs the hypo, and sticks it in Ms Henn:_

**Suzy:** Now tell us the truth about Jesus and your Master!!!

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