# Chick vs. Vasquez

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-vs-vasquez/107829>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 8, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-vs-vasquez/107829 "2002-05-08T01:11:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Lear\_s\_fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/df788c/32.png) [@Lear\_s\_fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lear_s_fool)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-vs-vasquez/107829/1 "2002-05-08T01:11:33Z")

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Who’s do you think is a Better comic writer/artist Jack Chick or Johon Vasquez?

Ps Who do you think would win in a fight betwen the two

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-vs-vasquez/107829/2 "2002-05-08T01:27:29Z")

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Damn. And here I thought this would be one of those steel cage grudge matches between Jack Chick and Pvt Vasquez from Aliens.

I was really hopin’, too.

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**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-vs-vasquez/107829/3 "2002-05-08T06:15:14Z")

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I would so love for Johen to meet Jack Chick in a Dark Alley.

Setting old Jack up with a little get together with Johnny the Homicidal Manic would be the funniest comic concept EVER.

After all, this is the man (JV, of course) who gave us the immortal line: What am I doing? You don’t kill your guests… You _torture_ them.

The thought of a NNY vs. Uncle Bob tract brings a tear of joy to my eyes.

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-vs-vasquez/107829/4 "2002-05-08T17:55:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lno \*  
> \*\*Damn. And here I thought this would be one of those steel cage grudge matches between Jack Chick and Pvt Vasquez from Aliens.
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> I was really hopin’, too. \*\*

My thought exactly.

She’d kick his kooky ass.  
_ **Lets rawwwwwk!!** _

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chick-vs-vasquez/107829/5 "2002-05-08T19:39:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lear’s\_fool \*  
> \*\*Who’s do you think is a Better comic writer/artist Jack Chick or Johon Vasquez?
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Lots of words can be used to describe jack chick, but “artist” and “writer” are not among them.

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She said she loved me like a brother. That’s great, cause she’s from Arkansas!