# Chicken Little gets job as Florida cop, continues his battle with oaks

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**Created:** [February 14, 2024, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-little-gets-job-as-florida-cop-continues-his-battle-with-oaks/997577 "2024-02-14T21:53:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-little-gets-job-as-florida-cop-continues-his-battle-with-oaks/997577/21 "2024-02-16T19:00:00Z")

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Now I’m thinking of this.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/W1as75xWeJE/hqdefault.jpg "My Cousin Vinny: Shooting @ Owl") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1as75xWeJE)

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-little-gets-job-as-florida-cop-continues-his-battle-with-oaks/997577/22 "2024-02-16T19:09:18Z")

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ISTM that cop shoulda left the gun and taken the cannoli.

Everyone would be happier and he’d still have a job.

Not that this bozo ought to have a job involving firearms, but I’m sure he’d prefer he hadn’t become famous.

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