# "Chicken of Bristol" OR "Czarcasm"-You Pick!! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 12, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610 "2001-01-12T00:35:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/21 "2001-01-12T01:54:47Z")
so it gets my vote for a weird thought every time I see it. ---
**Author:** ![JungleBoogie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d78d45/32.png) [@JungleBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JungleBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/22 "2001-01-12T02:03:31Z")
Do not let this man go with a bad name. Czarcasm all the way 264.9845%! Czarcasm! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/23 "2001-01-12T02:06:25Z")
Taking a page from Al Gore’s book, **slythe**? I vote for **Chicken of Bristol** , which is how you will be known to me from this day forward. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![romanticide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@romanticide](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romanticide)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/24 "2001-01-12T02:15:48Z")
Czarcasm! ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/25 "2001-01-12T02:20:26Z")
Czarcasm!! ---
**Author:** ![Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/22d042/32.png) [@Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lost)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/26 "2001-01-12T02:38:28Z")
Czarcasm! ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/27 "2001-01-12T02:42:09Z")
Czarcasm all the way, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/28 "2001-01-12T02:44:54Z")
Czarcasm, definitely! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/29 "2001-01-12T02:47:08Z")
What? It’s not Czar Chasm? I have to vote Chicken of Bristol. I have a friend whose BBS handle used to be Czarcasm. ---
**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/30 "2001-01-12T02:55:34Z")
Czarcasm! ---
**Author:** ![Meephead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b782af/32.png) [@Meephead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meephead)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/31 "2001-01-12T03:09:39Z")
Although I like chicken, I say **Czarcasm** or bust! ---
**Author:** ![woolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@woolly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woolly)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/32 "2001-01-12T03:29:33Z")
Slythe, weren’t you one of those big wig’s involved in them voting irregularities down in Florida recently. I reckon there’s an appeal to SCOTUS in the offing here. 😛 Can I suggest a compromise? First, at the close of voting, change your nick to popularly determined choice, presumably (The) Chicken of Bristol, for some indeterminate period and then change it again to the nick of your preference. I can’t recall any mention in the manifesto about how long you were going to retain the TM appointed title. That way you keep faith with evilbeth et al and retain the gravitas apparently necessary for a mod. Damm, and I was looking forward to ruffling the feathers of \*\* The Vicious Chicken of Bristol \*\* too. 🙂 Elsewise, I’ll be forced to join Crunchy Frog’s campaign of doper disobedience, Cob ol’ pal. ---
**Author:** ![Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goose)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/33 "2001-01-12T03:31:50Z")
Czarcasm. Definitly Czarcasm. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/34 "2001-01-12T03:48:37Z")
**Five** votes for **Czarcasm**. Or, if the race turns out to be close, make that: Five votes for **Czarcasm**. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/35 "2001-01-12T03:55:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bouv \* > **Silver Fire, you disapoint me. Czarcasm? C’mon now.** What? Me?! I’m not the _only_ one who voted Czarcasm. ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/36 "2001-01-12T03:56:04Z")
Chicken of Bristol twice over. And if you really don’t want CoB, just say so, dipshit. There’s no honor in switching threads just to cover your ass. [You may hold any opinion you wish, but try to restrict the name-calling to the BBQ Pit, o.k.? -slythe] [Edited by slythe on 01-12-2001 at 12:47 AM] ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/37 "2001-01-12T03:56:14Z")
**Czarcasm** Sorry Beth it’s a much better name. ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/38 "2001-01-12T04:03:13Z")
o.k. considering I clinically have at least 137 documented personalities, I am putting in **137** votes for **Chicken of Bristol** , especially taking into consideration just how damn _lame_ Czarcasm is. It’s so lame i’m not even going to **bold** it. It’s LAME. You people realise this, right? It’s really really, nevermind i’m stopping now. Just take a look at how stooopid (yes that’s a stupid with three “o”'s in it) Czarcasm is. Is **Slythe** some kind of commie bastard who likes to make fun of their subjects without them knowing? **137** votes, **Chicken of Bristol** punk snot dead, broccoli! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/39 "2001-01-12T04:09:16Z")
Czarcasm. In spite of what broccoli! thinks, it’s just cooler. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/40 "2001-01-12T04:23:23Z")
I shall repeat my ealier sentiments… “PhallicMan”! Oh wait… we’re not voting for that… then Czarcasm! Great ring to it… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610.md?page=3)