# "Chicken of Bristol" OR "Czarcasm"-You Pick!! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 12, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610 "2001-01-12T00:35:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/41 "2001-01-12T04:37:29Z")
Chicken of Bristol. Quietgirl says so too. She’s on the phone with me. ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/42 "2001-01-12T04:40:42Z")
Czarcasm for sure. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/43 "2001-01-12T04:53:07Z")
**Czarcasm** It’s just so _you_, and it leaves Chicken of Bristol open for some other demented poster. I’m a smitten Python fan–considered **Holy Hand Grenade** for you–but this just suits you better. Hey, there’ll probably be jokes about firing squads but at least you won’t be called **Uncle Pee**. Wittily named, Veb P.S. Massive czarcasm there. I’d go for a re-name too but somehow it seems, I dunno, _scary_ somehow. ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/44 "2001-01-12T04:58:57Z")
**Czarcasm** ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/45 "2001-01-12T05:05:50Z")
I like Tito. Just kidding … **Czarcasm** all the way ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/46 "2001-01-12T05:52:00Z")
Czarcasm. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/47 "2001-01-12T06:04:55Z")
TWO NAME ENTER! ONE NAME LEAVE! TWO NAME ENTER! ONE NAME LEAVE! Erm… **Czarcasm**. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/48 "2001-01-12T06:59:25Z")
**Czarcasm** ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/49 "2001-01-12T09:19:12Z")
Czarcasm. Sorry, evilbeth, I’m just not a Python fan, and I love puns! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/50 "2001-01-12T09:22:07Z")
I implore you to sanity! Remain **slythe**! I just couldn’t respect you if your handle had more than one syllable! (And we all know how important I am). ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/51 "2001-01-12T13:31:39Z")
SPOOFE, I noticed that you accidently posted here instead of the _Who Forgot To Taqke Their Medication This Morning?_ thread. Did you want me to move it for you? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/52 "2001-01-12T14:00:51Z")
What **Fenris** said. **Czarcasm** makes the most czense. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/53 "2001-01-12T14:14:51Z")
I prefer the name “Canned Possum”. Though if you are forcing me to gyre and gimble, go with the chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/54 "2001-01-12T14:23:57Z")
I think **slythe** is one of the coolest names I’ve seen here, but if you simply must change, I’d go with **czarcasm** (lowercase to preserve some of the original flavor). “Chicken of Bristol” is just too goofy for a moderator. ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/55 "2001-01-12T14:29:31Z")
Ideally, I’d vote for “ **slythe**.” If forced to choose between the other two alternatives, however, I’d go with “ **Czarcasm**.” ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/56 "2001-01-12T14:37:48Z")
[SDMB Marketing Exec.] I know, we need a name that sounds witty and clever at first, but becomes more and more annoying with each use. I’ve got it! **Czarcasm**! [/SDMB Marketing Exec.] I have not changed my mind. My vote is for **Chicken of Bristol**. ---
**Author:** ![Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/779978/32.png) [@Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zumba_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/57 "2001-01-12T15:25:23Z")
Way to go Tommy. At least the other cat in town agrees with me. There is going to be hell to pay when evilbeth finds this thread. I pity those who voted for Czarcasm. Chicken of Bistol rocks! ---
**Author:** ![Egad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Egad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egad)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/58 "2001-01-12T15:25:29Z")
How about \*\* Sarcastro \*\* instead? ( from The Tick ) OK I guess that wasn’t a real vote. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/59 "2001-01-12T16:20:04Z")
Oh, **Chicken of Briston** all the way. The other is just…well, not enough. **CofB** has a nice English Peerage sound to it. Plus, it’s downright funny! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610/60 "2001-01-12T16:26:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by bouv \* > > **Silver Fire, you disapoint me. Czarcasm? C’mon now.** > > What? Me?! I’m not the _only_ one who voted Czarcasm. \*\* I know, but you’re so much cooler then the rest of them. I thought for sure you’d vote for Chicken of Bristol. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-of-bristol-or-czarcasm-you-pick/49610.md?page=4)