# Chicken Snot & other goofy kid's rhymes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 1999, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-snot-other-goofy-kids-rhymes/11693 "1999-11-30T00:02:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-snot-other-goofy-kids-rhymes/11693/21 "1999-12-02T05:32:00Z")
“Glory, glory, hallelujah! Teacher hit me with a ruler! I hid behind the door with a loaded 44 And my teacher ain’t a teacher no more!” Not as funny now as it was in the 70’s. * * * Mr. K’s Link of the Month: [The Enchanted World of Rankin-Bass](http://www.rankinbass.com/) ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-snot-other-goofy-kids-rhymes/11693/22 "1999-12-02T14:20:00Z")
Do you know what? What? Pick your butt? Do you know why? Why? Because it’s dry. Do you know how? With a plow. Sung to some middle-eastern sounding song which in actuality is a Western song. (Like the snake charmers song.) There’s a whole in the wall where I can see it all. There’s a place in France where they do a naked dance. What saw you there. Ladies in underwear. How did you use it. With a can of Renuzzit. I never quite understood that one…I guess we just wanted to rhyme things. I heard it with both chicken butt and snot, but I moved around a lot and in different parts of the country it changed. I am right, infinity to the infinite power, period. No backs. Nyah! Nyah! HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-snot-other-goofy-kids-rhymes/11693/23 "1999-12-02T14:25:00Z")
Do you know what? What? Pick your butt? Do you know why? Why? Because it’s dry. Do you know how? With a plow. Sung to some middle-eastern sounding song which in actuality is a Western song. (Like the snake charmers song.) There’s a whole in the wall where I can see it all. There’s a place in France where they do a naked dance. What saw you there. Ladies in underwear. How did you use it. With a can of Renuzzit. I never quite understood that one…I guess we just wanted to rhyme things. I heard it with both chicken butt and snot, but I moved around a lot and in different parts of the country it changed. I am right. You’re wrong, perhaps you can sing it in a song. No backs, infinity to the infinite power, period. Nyah! Nyah! HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-snot-other-goofy-kids-rhymes/11693/24 "1999-12-02T17:27:00Z")
I asked my husband about the Guess What? What? game. He said they did it like this: - Guess what? - What? - Your butt’s a coconut! Exciting, huh? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-snot-other-goofy-kids-rhymes/11693/25 "1999-12-04T21:25:00Z")
When we were kids, one of these went: “Mine eyes hath seen the glory of the coming of the Lord He is coming 'round the corner in a green and yellow Ford He has one hand on the throttle and the other on a bottle Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer! Glory, glory hallelujah (or sock-it-to-ya) Teacher hit me with a ruler I bonked her on the bean with a rotten tangerine And she kicked me out of school!” * * * “If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chicken-snot-other-goofy-kids-rhymes/11693.md?page=1)