Barbecue tongs.
Yay, two more eggs. From the coop to my plate, delicious.
I’m getting into this now.
MY chickens are straight up special needs. Could not find their asses with both hands (if they had hands, that is.) SUPER CUTE tho. ![]()
I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned the singing.
Domesticated chickens require that someone sing to them, at least every fifth day, or they become desponded and start laying square or pyramidal shaped eggs, and their toenails wither (thereby rendering them unable to scratch up bugs and geckos).
The minimum singing requirement is 20 minutes, twice a day, and they prefer country and western. But not sea chanties. Chickens hate sea chanties.