# ChiDope Lunch Bunch, Part Deux

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 26, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782 "2003-08-26T17:00:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/83 "2003-10-23T19:42:17Z")

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Nice hooters, porc. So perky!

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/84 "2003-10-23T19:55:12Z")

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You’ll put your eye out!

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/85 "2003-10-23T19:57:38Z")

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Hey - what a coincidink…

The Ladybug and I are going to be in Chicago starting tonite (10/23) thru Sunday. Just because. Because neither of us have ever seen the place.

And cuz we heard it was a good place to eat pork products, ride trains, and get some culture.

We used up a buncha Hyatt Gold points and are staying at the Regency! Woo Hoo!

I can’t promise anything on this short of notice, but if I am in the neighborhood tomorrow at 1pm we’ll drop in Stocks and Blondes for a beer or something with you all.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/86 "2003-10-23T19:59:33Z")

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Heh. I don’t think I was that perky when I was 13. They’re like boobs inside the Matrix - what was that line? The mental projection of my digital boobs.

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**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/87 "2003-10-24T00:40:57Z")

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Thanks, **Gundy**. I have this weird feeling, tho, that you all will be hard to miss!

I’d wear my “Fine Nebraska Beef Brains” t-shirts so’d you’d recognize \*me[i/], but alas I have a “real” job now.

\*SUCKS!!![i/]

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/88 "2003-10-24T02:35:23Z")

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Yippee! My boss will be in the jungles of Belize for the next 10 days, so a) she can’t even call in and torture me, which means that b) I get to go to lunch whenever I damn well feel like it!

Anyone for pork nipples? Pork and nipples seem to be the main conversation topics around here today, so why not combine the two?

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/89 "2003-10-24T12:25:14Z")

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I really hate doing this, but I have to beg out - called in sick with a nasty stomach flu. Wish it weren’t so. ☹

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**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/90 "2003-10-24T17:12:30Z")

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That sucks, **FH**. Hope you feel better!

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/91 "2003-10-24T19:54:43Z")

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Hey losers, sorry I was such a hyperactive spaz. Also, fuck fuck fuck, in case you were wonder who this is.

I’m loopy today.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/92 "2003-10-27T14:21:06Z")

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I’m sure you’ll all be happy to hear that I won all of my friends’ money on the course Friday. Which _almost_ makes up for missing your lovely company.  
Next time around, in a festive holiday mood…

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/93 "2003-11-05T19:09:08Z")

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How about Thursday, December 4th at 1pm. That’s the week after Turkey Day. Maybe we’ll have better luck getting into Stocks & Blondes a day other than Friday.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/94 "2003-11-11T19:32:36Z")

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Hello? Is anyone there?

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/95 "2003-11-11T20:37:08Z")

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That should work for me.

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/96 "2003-11-12T02:30:47Z")

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Sorry, I’ll be in lovely Bumblefuck, England, at my college roomie’s place, in conveniently close proximity to grazing sheep. The darn place feels like you stepped right into Tolkien.

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/97 "2003-11-12T02:59:09Z")

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I’ll ride my bike in.

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**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/98 "2003-11-13T16:37:44Z")

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Sounds like a plan, **porc**! I will be there.

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**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/99 "2003-11-13T16:40:03Z")

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And when you step into Tolkien, do you have to scrape him off your shoe?

“Hey, what’s that smell?”

“Uh-oh, I think… yup, that’s right, Bob, you stepped in author again.”

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/100 "2003-11-13T18:57:55Z")

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Well by now, I think if you stepped into what’s left of Tolkien, he’d be pretty darn stinky. And trust me, what with all the sheep, you have to be very careful where you step in that neck of the woods anyway.

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**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/101 "2003-11-13T19:15:21Z")

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Thweet! I’ll be there.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-lunch-bunch-part-deux/197782/102 "2003-11-19T16:51:57Z")

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I just realized I suggested a day for lunch that I can’t actually make. Originally I suggested Thursday, December 4th, but I have a doctor’s appointment at 1:45. Will Friday, December 5th work for people instead? We might want to pick a different venue, though, since it was so crowded last time on a Friday.

And yes, I am an idiot.

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