# ChiDope Weekend Wrap-Up, or, Just How Many People Saw My Underpants? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 11, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502 "2003-05-11T15:15:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/61 "2003-05-13T01:15:18Z")
I think I have recuperated enough to say I am damned glad I went. Those who scouted the bar and got this rolling - Gundy, Random, Jane D’oh! - I salute you! That I could walk there made this gathering one I was not going to miss. It was nice to put faces to the names, although it was just a bit intimidating walking into that room of strangers. I thought I would pop in for 1/2 hour or so and surprised myself by leaving many beers later. iampunha, you are, without a doubt, the _bounciest_ person I have ever met! And your fiancee, fizzes, is sweeter than sweet. Biggirl, come back, I wanna plaaaaaaaaaay! Jane D’oh!, it was truly a pleasure to meet you. Ditto the dozen or so of you I got the chance to talk with - Ringo, Random (and your GF, although that girl really needed to go home), Abe Babe, DrMatrix, Eva Luna, that guy who posts almost as infrequently as I, and other names I can’t recall right now. And Tiburon kicks ass! ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/62 "2003-05-13T01:46:03Z")
So did anyone find out who won the betting pool on the number of minutes elapsed between when **Random** walked in the front door and when he got lucky? I almost forgot about that whole episode! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/63 "2003-05-13T01:53:15Z")
I just wanted to say that both I and my friend Missie had a good time, although all the groping and grabbing and hot girl-on-girl and guy-on-guy action freaked her out a little bit. I guess I didn’t warn her good enough about how wild things can get at a ChiDope. ---
**Author:** ![mama4bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@mama4bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mama4bear)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/64 "2003-05-13T02:28:03Z")
shadowfox, i wasnt freaked out by that. I told ya, I was just quiet (remember me telling you about the swap dances I use to go to to get people into?) ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/65 "2003-05-13T02:43:20Z")
Peri!! I’m glad you got home safely - I was sort of wondering about that walk. You’re so sweet. It was very nice to meet you. You remind me of someone and I can’t figure out who it is - it’s been making me nuts the last two days! Tibs ---
**Author:** ![Zoltarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/dc4da7/32.png) [@Zoltarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoltarb)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/66 "2003-05-13T02:57:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tiburon \* > \*\*Peri!! I’m glad you got home safely - I was sort of wondering about that walk. You’re so sweet. It was very nice to meet you. You remind me of someone and I can’t figure out who it is - it’s been making me nuts the last two days! > > Tibs \*\* We had a very long discussion about this in the bar. Michele Pfeifer, Sissy Spacek, Blythe Danner and Diane Keaton were all contenders. Somebody’s gotta have a picture of her so that we can get to the bottom of this. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/67 "2003-05-13T03:01:24Z")
Phewy! I knew this would happen. Biggirl actually said this: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoltarb \* > \*\*We had a very long discussion about this in the bar. Michele Pfeifer, Sissy Spacek, Blythe Danner and Diane Keaton were all contenders. > > Somebody’s gotta have a picture of her so that we can get to the bottom of this. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/68 "2003-05-13T03:01:43Z")
[Photos!](http://www.smackfu.com/photos/chidope2003/) PLEASE send any better captions to my e-mail. I just wasn’t up to it after a certain point. Too many people! (I love [this picture](http://www.smackfu.com/photos/chidope2003/chicago/IMG_0944.JPG.html) in particular. I think I was still drunk from the night before.) ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/69 "2003-05-13T04:13:40Z")
Wow. Can I summon up some more? Met a bunch of new ones and saw a bunch of by now old friends. And the venue was such that many of you I only got to have a brief moment or two with. **Kyla** , your look of surprise (_I_ didn’t know I was coming until Thursday night) on seeing me really made me feel welcome. Thanks, dear, and I hope you’re doing well. You were doing just fine Saturday night. 🙂 There were many more old acquaintance I was only able to spend a fleeting second or so with; I barely got to greet **Joey Hemlock** and **Demo**. I _did_ get to talk with **Boli** , but that, too, was brief. All I did was say goodnight to **jarbabyj**. Whew, I’m gonna leave a lot of y’all out, but not by design. I was glad to at least say hello to **Lurkmeister** and **Kat** , although we didn’t get much further than that. I’m glad y’all came. **Unc** and **porcupine** - it was good to see y’all, even if we didn’t get to ramble on that much. I’m going to associate y’all with good eats. I hope your cerebral travails turn out well, porcupine. **Smackfu** - good guy; sounds like _you_ had fun. And **Hamster** ; man, where would I be without you? Still at the bar, I suppose. I _am_ going to bug Vino (my around-the-corner liquor store owner) for some Kawartha Lakes Raspberry Wheat Beer. I shoulda told you to scarf that bottle of vodka when you ransacked my room. **peri** , it was good to meet you. Come to more of these things. I’ve got about ten more things to say to people, but they’re going to have to wait. _Pumpkin head engaging_ [sub]whirr-click-click[/sub] _disarmed for the evening_ ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/70 "2003-05-13T04:17:01Z")
SmackFu, what kind of camera do you have? Your pictures are excellent. I _love_ the dinosaur picture. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/71 "2003-05-13T07:14:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoltarb \* > Everyone knows the guy does the hammering. Not always. You have much to learn, young padawan;) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/72 "2003-05-13T07:19:51Z")
Oh. Now’at I’m looking at **SmackFu** ’s photos, here’s what I can add: D958 has Dr. Matrix, Gaudere and Abe Babe, and I think Eva Luna (although it could just as easily be Judith). D967 has Ms. Maple (I think that’s one of Katie’s friends who was introduced to me as “not on the board”, thus saving me from having to think “When was the last time I was at a dopefest and met 3 dopers whose SNs I didn’t recognize?”). I’m going to assume that someone else will have a better handle (old BBS-style joke. Get it?) on who-all is in the two group shots. I can ID _some_, but I newly met too many people to be able to recognize them from their ears or whatever. ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/73 "2003-05-13T10:57:07Z")
Home safe and sound! It was extremely nice to meet those of you I caught up with, particulary **Biggirl** , who is invited to live with me forever. My non-board friend’s name is **Mabel** , not _Maple_. Mostly, though, I miss Jeff the bartender at the hotel. ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/74 "2003-05-13T13:45:39Z")
D958 isn’t me; I was wearing a blue shirt, not a white one. I have no clue who that is. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/75 "2003-05-13T13:52:12Z")
958 has Kaio, somebody, Dr. Matrix, somebody I met and should know, Gaudere, me, Uncle Beer. Those are some really good pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/76 "2003-05-13T14:13:44Z")
958 also features the glorious back of my head, apparently featured in a couple of photos. **Zanshin** ’s the tall guy. **SmackFu** , those really are excellent photos of the Museum Campus. The one of the Shedd emphasizes how much I have to go and see the sharks. ---
**Author:** ![bristlesage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@bristlesage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bristlesage)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/77 "2003-05-13T17:50:34Z")
Great pictures, everyone. Great meeting everyone! I have to also give mad props to the Chicago scouting crew. You picked a good place, though we warmed it right up. I think you guys were thinking, “Ah, if it’s warm enough, people will start getting naked!” Depraved Midwesterners. ( **Gundy** , next time, we’ll talk, believe me.) Anyway, next year you can add me to the scouting ranks, as I move to Chicago at the beginning of July. Anyway, many thanks to everyone who wished **DynoSaur** and I happiness. I appreciate that very much. **Jane D’oh** , sorry we almost sent you into sugar shock. Good thing we didn’t spend too much time near **fizzestothetop** (You’re a lovely person, by the way. I’m sorry we were scary.) and **iampunha** (To whom I respond: naturally calming visage–what? But thank you.). It was a good DopeFest. Good people, good drinks, a KICK-ASS thunderstorm. Everyone looked _great_. You guys clean up real good. Woo! ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/78 "2003-05-13T17:54:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bristlesage \* > \*\*I move to Chicago at the beginning of July. > \*\* I think we know when the next ChiDope is. 😃 And you two is cute, BTW. ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/79 "2003-05-13T19:09:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > **I think we know when the next ChiDope is. 😃** No shit. Isn’t **Kyla** moving here then, too? ---
**Author:** ![bristlesage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@bristlesage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bristlesage)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502/80 "2003-05-13T20:11:27Z")
Yeah, she is, **Gundy**. We’re going to be roommates. This is the point where I mention that if anyone has any advice for us, we’ll take it. And thanks, **porcupine**! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidope-weekend-wrap-up-or-just-how-many-people-saw-my-underpants/174502.md?page=5)