# ChiDoper Drunken Debauchery in a Beer Garden - August 25th **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553 "2001-06-29T02:40:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/161 "2001-07-14T18:35:14Z")
> [@](#): > > I’d be happy to escort you young ladies around. :Madeline Kahn voice, hand to back of forehead: Owa hewo! [sub]Bunny posting from her sister’s whilst feeding her 1-month old niece…awwwwwww[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/162 "2001-07-14T19:28:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shadowfox \* > \*\*Is anybody else planning on staying at the hotel? Rather, are any of the men staying at this hotel? I guess I would feel better about walking around that neighborhood if we had a strong, burly manly man escorting us around. 🙂 \*\* ::checks self:: Strong? Check. Burly? Check. Manly? Check. Man? Check. Available? Double Check. **Think** , you take the ones on the left, I’ll take the ones on the right. **UncleBill** has one room, two nights, at the Sheffield. Now I work on American Airlines. [sub]Room keys available upon request[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/163 "2001-07-14T19:44:37Z")
And now it is complete. Freaky Flyer miles to get to ORD, a room with a view, and drunkeness and debaucheryness in the works. Question: I arrive at 7:37pm Friday at O’Hare. How can I get to where I need to be by the time I need to be there for the Friday warm-ups? Cab? El? Bum a ride? Rent a car? Steal a Harley? Suggestions accepted. ---
**Author:** ![fenrir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/43a26b/32.png) [@fenrir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fenrir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/164 "2001-07-14T20:34:13Z")
Uncle Bill A cab rid will run you about $30 or so.You could hop on the train(Blue line)and get off at Irving park and bus it right to Resi’s. If it’s still the Friday nite plan. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/165 "2001-07-14T20:47:54Z")
Much thanks, **fenrir**. Looks like I’ll show up with bag in hand at Resi’s, and bum a ride back to Sheffield House. Or share a cab. But we still have over a month to get everything settled. ---
**Author:** ![fenrir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/43a26b/32.png) [@fenrir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fenrir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/166 "2001-07-14T21:06:01Z")
I think that the Sheffield house is Right off of Irving park too.But depending on the time the fun starts you might just want to go to the bar first.Oh you want to go east on the bus if that’s your plan. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/167 "2001-07-15T08:14:07Z")
Okay, I’ve had to hack into a friends computer to post tonight, but this is my thinking (NOTE: **ts** has been drinking for many _many_ hours, so this may not be his best line of reasoning.) **MikeG** , If I can bunk with you Friday, I’ll then get a room for Saturday and provide escort, along with **UncleBill** , for the ladies. Otherwise, and I won’t be able to check this thread again until Sunday (the 15th) night, I’ll just get a room for two nights. **Miss Creant** , I _think_ booking a room for two nigths is a good idea, as I can back out of one of them, so if you are going to do that, I’d be exceptionally appreciative… massage appreciative, even. 😃 I’ll check in later, **MC** , I think I emailed you my phone, but if not, I will when I get home and we can sort things out. Thanks to all for sorting this all out. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/168 "2001-07-15T14:53:05Z")
So does that mean that if I let you crash with me Fri night, you will get **Miss Creant** to give me a massage? Dude, you totally rock! Sure you can stay here the Friday night. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/169 "2001-07-15T15:34:34Z")
Ok TS, I believe WAY too much drinking I didn’t even get a chance to book my room yesterday, but I will try today (sunday) ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/170 "2001-07-16T22:01:23Z")
So it looks like we’ve settled on the following: Main ChiDope: Saturday, August 25th at Chief O’Neill’s Mini ChiDope: Friday, August 24th at Resi’s House of Ill Repute: Sheffield’s TBD: Saturday pre-ChiDope festivities [sub]dim sum, dim sum, dim sum[/sub] Exactly when the spanking and oral sex starts ---
**Author:** ![VileOrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9e8a1a/32.png) [@VileOrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VileOrb)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/171 "2001-07-17T21:58:51Z")
I’ve been too busy to even look at this thing. MikeG’s been keeping me informed though. Thanks Mike. Okay, now for my comments on the debauchery. I am fairly certain I’ll be able to attend a large potion of the festivities. Also, I live close to MikeG and some one or more could save some bucks by crashing at my place. I’ll be catching rides or cabbing as I will be drinking but, especially if Mike and I both have houseguests, cab sharing should make it fairly inexpensive. I don’t know when I’ll be checking this forum, so email me direct, or ask Mike to have a word with me if you want to crash at my place. I can’t think of any original flirtatious comments to make here that don’t sound more desperate than sexy (I guess desperation can be sexy too). I’ll be more charming with a coupla guiness in me or, at least, I’ll think I’m more charming. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/172 "2001-07-18T06:29:29Z")
I asked for the 25th and 26th off and did not get it, I have the weekend before the fest, the 17and 18th off, and i DO NOT WANT IT. i am going to see if i can still get it… we shall see. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/173 "2001-07-19T20:13:53Z")
Is it too late for me to get in on this? **thinksnow** , you’ve got my email (and so does anyone that wants it) and my cell phone number. Let me know if I can snag a ride with you, **thinksnow** ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/174 "2001-07-19T20:26:27Z")
Hey **Superdude!** , it’s be sweet to have you there. Hope you can catch a ride with **ts**! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/175 "2001-07-19T20:38:20Z")
Woohoo! **BunnyGirl** hopes I’ll be there! No offense intended to the big, burly guys like **thinksnow** and the like, and I’ll volunteer to escort a couple of lovely ladies, as well. I’m not big (well, I am, but we don’t wanna go into that here), or burly. But at least the gals would be able to run away whilst I’m getting killed. Then again, **Superdude** _CAN’T_ be killed. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/176 "2001-07-20T03:44:01Z")
I hereby interrupt this well-planned and thought-out Chidope thread to see if anyone wants to get together for a hastily-thrown-together and mostly-unplanned one next week. I’m heading up Chicago way from the 26th-29th. I may be free the evening of the 26th (the day is taken by the Cubs-Cards game), and the 27th should be free for sure. So, anyone up for it? ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/177 "2001-07-20T03:56:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\*So, anyone up for it? \*\* I’d be up for mini ChiDope on Friday the 27th. ---
**Author:** ![fenrir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/43a26b/32.png) [@fenrir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fenrir)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/178 "2001-07-21T02:01:04Z")
Sounds good to me. Just name the place.What area will it be in? ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/179 "2001-07-22T16:03:08Z")
**Dyno** , any place in particular you’d like to go? And is this Friday the day? And any other local dopers interested? (I’m sure some would be if they knew about it) ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553/180 "2001-07-22T16:10:26Z")
:: getting out scales :: Dyno and mini dope Rammstein concert Dyno and mini dope Rammstein concert. Sorry. I’ve actually already got my tickets for the Merrilville show…unless y’all wanna come out and bang your head with a bunch of surly goth kids. jarbaby [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chidoper-drunken-debauchery-in-a-beer-garden-august-25th/70553.md?page=10)