# Chief Scott  the homophobe

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chief-scott-the-homophobe/2425>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 28, 1999, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chief-scott-the-homophobe/2425 "1999-09-28T18:29:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chief-scott-the-homophobe/2425/21 "1999-09-29T18:47:00Z")

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Now how does one. Oh hell, never  
mind. I’m afraid someone would tell me.

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Ayesha - Lioness

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I’m out of my mind, but,  
feel free to leave a message

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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chief-scott-the-homophobe/2425/22 "1999-09-29T19:30:00Z")

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Hey, pick a name and stick with it!

Who do you think you are – TAFKAP?

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Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars.

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chief-scott-the-homophobe/2425/23 "1999-09-29T20:40:00Z")

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Ummm, maybe. What does it mean ?

I didn’t switch beause I wanted to. My password got glitched. Or maybe it was my computer.

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Ayesha - Lioness

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I’m out of my mind, but,  
feel free to leave a message

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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chief-scott-the-homophobe/2425/24 "1999-09-29T20:50:00Z")

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T he  
A rtist  
F ormerly  
K nown  
A s  
P rince

Sorry, I didn’t realize you weren’t changing so often because you wanted to.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chief-scott-the-homophobe/2425/25 "1999-09-29T21:30:00Z")

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Oh…

I thought that was The African Feline-Kitty And Poster.

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chief-scott-the-homophobe/2425/26 "1999-09-29T21:39:00Z")

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I only changed once. I had to use my husbands name for a little while untill  
I figured out what else to do.  
Oh and Chiefscott, glad to see you back.

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Ayesha - Lioness

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I’m out of my mind, but,  
feel free to leave a message

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chief-scott-the-homophobe/2425/27 "1999-09-29T22:16:00Z")

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I’m lost.

Can someone direct me to the pit?

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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they get up in the morning,  
that’s as good as they’re going to feel for the rest of the day.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chief-scott-the-homophobe/2425/28 "1999-10-03T15:07:00Z")

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The Homophobe.

Wasn’t that an old-time brand of automobile?

- And now, for your driving pleasure, the new 1933 model Homophobe Touring Car.Leather seats, convertable top, & our new & improved running boards…\* 😃

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We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly

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