# Chief's Log #13: I'm home!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848 "2000-08-18T14:31:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/21 "2000-08-18T16:24:07Z")
Don’t worry Randy. I’ll take care of Scott for you. Very good care of him. ---
**Author:** ![JosephFinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@JosephFinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JosephFinn)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/22 "2000-08-18T16:51:32Z")
You toued 9 different ambassadors? Man, talk about diplomatic incidents! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/23 "2000-08-18T17:11:56Z")
Home is the sailor, home from the sea… Welcome back, Chief. Gee, I’m not even _tempted_ to use a smiley–see what you did to me with that post? ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Thing\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_1)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/24 "2000-08-18T17:21:54Z")
Welcome back Chief. Thank you for your service. Have fun with your son. If you see an 8 year old boy who looks like me in your travels about Norfolk say Hi to my son. He is currently in town with my brother to welcome my cousin whose ship is also returning to Norfolk today. When I find out what ship he is on I will e-mail you and see if you know each other. Enjoy your liberty. John ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/25 "2000-08-18T18:23:28Z")
Welcome home, Scott. Hugs to you and your son. Wish I could go to Norfolk, I’d give you a kiss in person, and the bestest hug you ever got! \ \ _Ed.'s note: all smilies have been deleted from this post._ ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/26 "2000-08-18T19:09:20Z")
Welcome Back, Chief!! ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/27 "2000-08-18T19:18:44Z")
Just one thought - Thank You for the service you give to this country, and the time you give up with your family to do so, so the rest of us can sit here on our butts, safe and secure, and post to this here MB. ::salutes Da Chief:: ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/28 "2000-08-18T19:44:09Z")
Woohoo! Chiefy’s home! (VB does a series of aeleron rolls, straight down the middle of the flight deck) “Vestal’s got the ball!” Banking around on a wingtip, VB levels out and strafes a group of smilies, hiding near the breakwater. “There! Got’em for ya, Chief!” Pulling up from the strafing run into an Immelman, VB points the nose of his plane west, and heads home. Passing over dragonladys’ house, he drops a packet of cinnamon oil, just to tease her! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/29 "2000-08-18T19:49:24Z")
Chief, welcome back buddy! Hey, for all you do, this buds for you! Thanks, and watch out for the landlubbers. Can I do this: \ ? ---
**Author:** ![24KaratGold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/cc9497/32.png) [@24KaratGold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/24KaratGold)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/30 "2000-08-19T02:32:04Z")
Welcome home, Chief! Goldie Gentlemen do prefer blondes – with good reason! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/31 "2000-08-19T02:44:42Z")
Welcome back, Chieffie! Glad to see that you’re back on dry land again. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/32 "2000-08-19T02:56:18Z")
::tries to hide the 3 billion smilies she’s used in the last 3 weeks:: Hiya Chief! You know, every time I hear you talk about your son, I’m so touched by it. … and then I read in the other thread that you’re so horny you’re willing to stick your dick in any female. Oh my. Oh well. Welcome home! ---
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/33 "2000-08-19T02:57:50Z")
Welcome home, Chief! I can’t believe six months have passed already. Glad to see you back safely. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/34 "2000-08-19T04:28:00Z")
I saw that VB…it’s nearly so much fun without YOU! Chief: Welcome home, and when you’re done having your way with all those young beauties…I’m next!! ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/35 "2000-08-19T04:29:42Z")
VB: NOT nearly so much fun. See what you do to me?? ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/36 "2000-08-19T08:26:02Z")
Welcome home Chief…Enjoy your son and the time you will have on the land. Enjoy the dopefest, wish I could be there, because I know there will be all kinds of women there!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/37 "2000-08-19T12:55:40Z")
Welcome back, Scott! Have a great time with your son. Try to make sure that it’s a woman before you hump it. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/38 "2000-08-19T13:16:30Z")
I’m glad you get to see the family and friends again. Thanks for the tiolet story. I was really sick and feeling like, well, shit. I didn’t think anything would make me feel better at the time. I couldn’t stop laughing. I downloaded that one for viewing later. Hopefully you won’t see this post for a few days, because your too busy having fun with your kid. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/39 "2000-08-19T13:22:26Z")
Wow. Time flew for me, and I guess it’s because I just felt a little safer knowing my friend ChiefScott was out there protecting me and my family. Thanks, Chief, and I’m glad you’re home, and I’m glad you’re safe. Enjoy your son, enjoy the Dopefest (man, I wish I could get to that one!), and I sincerely hope you find a warm, willing lady to make you feel even better! (oh, and the postcard you sent me from Italy is still on my wall at work!) ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/40 "2000-08-19T13:52:44Z")
Welcome back, Chief!! Last time I was able to frequent the Board with any regularity, you were just leaving to go on tour and now you’re back! Boy, time flies! Glad you’re back safe and sound. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848.md?page=3)