# Chief's Log #13:  I'm home!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848 "2000-08-18T14:31:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/61 "2000-08-22T18:25:18Z")

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Better than what? 😉

Wasn’t the washcloth a clear violation of the prime directive. :wally

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/62 "2000-08-22T19:02:59Z")

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I never said I played by the rules. 😉

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**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/63 "2000-08-22T19:23:38Z")

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Rules? Rules? You’re admitting that there are rules? And by reference implying that you didn’t make the rules?

Where’s the **Chief**? I need a witness.  
I also need a beer.

: awaiting **Falcon** ’s return with another cold one :

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/64 "2000-08-22T19:39:22Z")

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Southern, darling, honey…

You HONESTLY think I’m gonna bring you a beer???

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**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/65 "2000-08-22T19:44:26Z")

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Not if I don’t ask, dear. Not if I don’t ask.

: slaps Falc on the rump :

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/66 "2000-08-22T20:38:33Z")

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_sits down and smiles_

Even IF you ask, hon. I don’t “fetch.”

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**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/67 "2000-08-22T20:53:19Z")

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Trust me on this one. I don’t feltch, either.

What’s feltching got to do with anything?

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefs-log-13-im-home/29848/68 "2000-08-22T21:14:51Z")

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I said FETCH, not Feltch. Oh fine…

_goes to get a beer_

_drinks beer on way back to Southern Style_

Oh. Did I drink this? My bad. _smiles and bats eyelashes_

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