# ChiefScott: Smiley Master **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 1, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250 "2000-02-01T23:12:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/21 "2000-02-02T03:16:00Z")
I’ve got to confess, Chief, I voted for you too. It was funny, dammit! I couldn’t resist! Please, flame me. Please. * * * “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/22 "2000-02-02T03:21:00Z")
Ohmygod, the **Smiley Master** , the Smiley Master, himself called me a smiley whore! I feel so, so, honored…dirty, but honored. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 😛 😛 😛 😛 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 😛 😛 😛 😛 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/23 "2000-02-02T03:28:00Z")
Wally, I LOVE the sig line. Having 12 years of Catholic school under my belt I know exactly where you’re coming from. {leaving smilies out of this post so that Chief doesn’t hunt me down have have me killed slowly and painfully} ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/24 "2000-02-02T03:44:00Z")
What school did you go to, Minxmom? I went to Our Lady of Perpetual Pain. And yeah, it was 12 years for me as well. Talk about doing hard time. * * * I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/25 "2000-02-02T04:03:00Z")
Dont like smilies eh??? I can make you smile: Picture this, my landlord came over and replaced the carpet in the hall. Before he left, he placed a mat in front of the new furnace, and inadvertantly flipped from heat to ventilate… so for the last few hours, I have been cranking the furnace while _it blew COLD air!_ So, if that doesnt crack your stoney face, try this: Last night I [deleted due to extremely explicit content], and then it went [censored] and I couldnt even believe it! Ten minutes later [censored] and the friggin neighbors called the cops, and when they arrived I was [censored!!!]! Isnt that the funniest thing you ever heard? Scott, you did a good thing here, I said some stuff to Krispy, and it goes for you too. kellibelli ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/26 "2000-02-02T04:25:00Z")
Wally, I went to St. Corporal Punishment. It was an all girls school, so not only were we tortured, we didn’t have dates, either. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/27 "2000-02-02T04:40:00Z")
I hereby commit myself to adding a manditory smilie in every post of mine that is a reply to ChiefScott. He only has himself to blame for it. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 All for you, Chief! * * * It’s worth the risk of burning, to have a second chance… ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/28 "2000-02-02T12:57:00Z")
Aw, the Chief’s just cranky because he broke down and used a smiley in the Opalcat Appreciation thread. GBS must be softening his cold, stony heart. * * * Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/29 "2000-02-02T14:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I s’pose this means the fact that I’ve voted for the Chief three times now in that category puts me in fear for my life?? You think you’re scared, who do you think nominated him? :eek: * * * You better be nice or I’ll sic my lackeys on ya. ---
**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/30 "2000-02-02T14:29:00Z")
Aw, **ChiefScott** , ya big softie, do you want to know something funny? I had formed the impression that you _didn’t_ like smilies! And here you are, soon to be the Official Smilie Master! Give us a grin, ya fun-loving galoot! Here’s one to get you started: 😉 By the way, **WallyM7** and **Minxmom** , I’m a product of Catholic schools myself. Only four years, but I can match the all-girl part and raise you a boarding school. I’ll never wear seersucker again. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/31 "2000-02-02T19:15:00Z")
[:mad:](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/smilies.html) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/32 "2000-02-02T19:17:00Z")
Ummm, that’s spooky. You can make the smilie act like a hyperlink. Sorry Chief, this was only a test; I won’t be doing it again. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/33 "2000-02-02T19:27:00Z")
Looks to me like ya can, Unc. You suck too. ## (D’ja get my e-mail?) I love OpalCat. But if you vote me “Smiley Master”, I’ll hunt you down, slit your belly and dance upon your steaming entrails. Yer pal, ChiefScott ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/34 "2000-02-02T19:29:00Z")
Yep, I got it Chief. I bounced another back to ya today. Thanks, Scott. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/35 "2000-02-02T19:39:00Z")
Cool. We return you now to the “hissy fit” already in progress… * * * Current board events prohibit me from posting my sig line. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/36 "2000-02-02T19:40:00Z")
I’ve been waiting for the appropriate moment to use the “Hello Kitty” smiley (some things are too kitschy even for me!). So, just for you, Chief: [http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/hello.gif](http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/hello.gif) ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/37 "2000-02-02T19:46:00Z")
Now THAT’S annoying! DEATH TO HELLO KITTY!!! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!!! * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![Lauralee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lauralee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lauralee)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/38 "2000-02-02T21:43:00Z")
And it’s just plain ugly… ewww! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/39 "2000-02-03T03:07:00Z")
Aawwww…::sentimental sigh:: Isn’t this great, Chief Scott the crusty old salt, tougher than barnacles on a rope, all twitchy over asinine smilie faces?! (BTW, Chief, aren’tcha glad I diagnosed “hissy fits” for ya?) Whaddya say, guys, that we all collect designer teddy bears, furbies and velvet paintings on velvet of puppies with huge, soulful eyes for his next SD get together? Oh, sheesh, he’s grabbing a nuke! ::runs like hell for cover:: Veb ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/40 "2000-02-03T03:45:00Z")
Veb, Are you on a suicide mission? The man’s got nuclear weapons. He could snap at any time. * * * I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250.md?page=3)