# ChiefScott: Smiley Master **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 1, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250 "2000-02-01T23:12:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/41 "2000-02-03T04:11:00Z")
I just went to that smiley site. I was horrified beyond words at what I saw. But then, at the bottom, I saw something different… I’m sorry, Chief. I share your revulsion for smilies. But as for kitties, mousies, and fishies, well that’s different. I promise I’ll keep them off the board, though. Except this once. Sorry. [http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/fish.gif](http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/fish.gif) * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/42 "2000-02-04T06:30:00Z")
Oh, Chief… [http://pages.hotbot.com/games/webgear/images/hapjumps.gif](http://pages.hotbot.com/games/webgear/images/hapjumps.gif) * * * Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00) _Senior S.S.D.A., SDMB Self-Righteous Clique_ **=^…^=** ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/43 "2000-02-03T19:03:00Z")
Chief…though we know your antipathy, may I offer you the appropriate way to end one of your eloquent flames? [http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/flame.gif](http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/flame.gif) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/44 "2000-02-04T00:02:00Z")
::pouring gasoline:: ::piling up the nuclear weapons, the fuckin’ smiley kitty, the dick-strokin’-makin’-me-smile,-smile-oh-God, Jesus-god-am-I-smiling?-Oh–you-bastard-rub-it–now–again–and-again–and–again…:: Neuro, there ain’t nothin’ that you can do to me that GBS can’t do to me!!! Screw the Minx, (I wish)! Poly, you blow. Poly, you blow big-time. Poly, you blow,cateroids castrated on canned cows. You, sir, puff towards tight tenderloins! ## T’is enough in MPSTIMS (Mindless Pointless Shit That I Must Share)!! (This is how I think of it!!) Current board events prohibit me from posting my sig line. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/45 "2000-02-04T00:11:00Z")
Minxsmon– ::launching two F/A-18s hoping the fourteen 2,500 lb. smart bombs follow this e-mail… straight… into… your… living room (or wherever you are accessing th eWEB:: ## BOOM BOOM Still Hoping OpalCal’s O.K. Livin’ Life and Lovin’ it!! * * * Current board events prohibit me from posting my sig line. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/46 "2000-02-04T02:26:00Z")
_boom_ “Thank you, sir! May I have another?” _boom_ “Thank you, sir! May I have another?” _boom_ “Thank you, sir! May I have another?” Oh, it hurts so GOOOOD!!! * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/47 "2000-02-04T03:25:00Z")
I’m gonna have to side with ChiefScott on this one. Anybody who votes for him as Smiley Master blows!! You all suck! I want to be Smiley Master. Come on people; nominated to **8 frickin’ categories** and not winning _any_ of them??? Fine, I don’t need this! You can all just kiss my ass! But please vote for me? * * * [Cessandra](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/miscjunk/profile.html) [http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/wolfgang.gif](http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/wolfgang.gif) Heehee! [http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/angel.gif](http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/angel.gif) LoL! [http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/chatty.gif](http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/chatty.gif) [http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/partygirl.gif](http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/partygirl.gif) This _is_ the pit, guys! [http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/cheer4.gif](http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/cheer4.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/48 "2000-02-04T03:37:00Z")
## ChiefScott – I really, really hate to point this out but Brithael doesn’t blow… Brithael BITES! Unless Brithael has made some kind of comeback recently that I’m unaware of. Hmmm. The only person(s) around here that I know of that really BLOW would be, damn, which screen name should I use? There are eight of them the last time I counted. Hmmm. Let me just say “perfumed crotch”. Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/49 "2000-02-04T06:08:00Z")
Thanks, Chief. I was posting from work. Now that the building is blown to smithereens, I can have a much needed vacation. * * * This post was intentionally left smiley free, just in case… ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/50 "2000-02-05T05:02:00Z")
Hey, you guys ever notice?..the Chief is just so damned _cute_ when he’s angry. Donning her Minxmom disguise and running like hell, Veb ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/51 "2000-02-05T05:25:00Z")
ROFL!!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/52 "2000-02-05T07:30:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Minxsmom: > ROFL!!! 🙂 This is what I went to all the trouble to click to page 2 to see??? ROFL? and a plain vanilla smiley? Damn waste of bandwidth, that. 😛 - Sue They oughta ban ROFLs in the Pit. Serious flames only. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/53 "2000-02-05T14:35:00Z")
Geeze, I go to page two, find a ROFL and smiley (figures, somebody rewarding somebody else for being witty)…and then a post by somebody getting pissed off for having gone to page two and just found a ROFL and smiley! In a thread dedicated to asserting the obnoxiousness of smileys! Is that post off topic, or not? Chief, you can do better than that for a flame; I’ve seen your work, and that’s not up to snuff. That didn’t even turn the air a pale teal, much less the bright blue you’re capable of. If you don’t shape up, I’ll have to post the moonwalking rodent to stir your creativity! ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/54 "2000-02-06T06:51:00Z")
—Probably going to roast in Hades for this, even if it doesn’t work…Oh well— Hey, Chief… ``` :) :) :) :) :) ``` 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/55 "2000-02-06T06:53:00Z")
Drat, it didn’t work. Was supposed to be a nice big smilie face of smilies…tanj. * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/56 "2000-02-07T00:42:00Z")
—One more time…— Oh Cheeeeiiifffff! ☹ ☹ 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ☹ ☹ ☹ 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ☹ 🙂 🙂 😃 🙂 🙂 😃 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 😃 🙂 🙂 😃 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 😃 😃 🙂 🙂 🙂 ☹ 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ☹ ☹ ☹ 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ☹ ☹ * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/57 "2000-02-07T03:36:00Z")
Poly rightfully flamed me for just complaining & not adding anything constructive here, so here is my little contribution: [http://pages.hotbot.com/games/webgear/images/smilebar.gif](http://pages.hotbot.com/games/webgear/images/smilebar.gif) - Sue ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/58 "2000-02-07T03:38:00Z")
But lest I incur the unmitigated wrath of Chief, here is a graphic just for you: [http://pages.hotbot.com/games/webgear/images/smilehead.gif](http://pages.hotbot.com/games/webgear/images/smilehead.gif) R.I.P. - Sue ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/59 "2000-02-07T03:46:00Z")
Omigod, Sue! I am SO glad El Paso is so far away from L.A. – hopefully we can avoid the nuclear fallout! It’s been really nice knowing you, twin . . . . -Melin * * * Siamese attack puppet – California Still neglecting and overprotecting my children ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/60 "2000-02-07T03:50:00Z")
That bad, huh? And I didn’t even tell him that the last time I checked, he had 84 votes… - Sue [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250.md?page=4)