# ChiefScott: Smiley Master **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 1, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250 "2000-02-01T23:12:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/61 "2000-02-07T03:51:00Z")
And here I thought that Army-Navy thing was all hype . . . . -Melin ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/62 "2000-02-07T03:57:00Z")
Hype? I think not. But I’m probably in enough trouble for one day. Have to save some for tomorrow, assuming I don’t join a few smileys under that headstone… - Sue ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/63 "2000-02-07T04:20:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Majormd: > \*\* This is what I went to all the > trouble to click to page 2 to see??? > ROFL? and a plain vanilla smiley? > > Damn waste of bandwidth, that. 😛 > > - Sue > They oughta ban ROFLs in the Pit. > Serious flames only. > > \*\* Sorry, Sue, had I realized that my post was going to start a page two, I would have controlled myself. Forgive me? Here’s some smilies for ya 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 😛 😛 😛 😛 🆒 🆒 🆒cool: 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/64 "2000-02-07T05:01:00Z")
Poor Chief Scott. Since I’m the one who did the very lame, text-based tweak that booted this sucker to 2 pages it’s only fitting that I try to boost it to 3… Not that anything can equal the dizzyingly HTML-intensive offerings of Majormd, etc. The smiley placques, the near-Lego smiley constructions…:::sighs::: Being a 'puter poop, all I can is…when a tough, smart, funny, gritty guy like Da Chief gets all dandered up and dangerous over smiley faces, doesn’t it just make you want to plant a quick kiss on the tip of his nose (the one on his _face_, you perverts), rumple his hair and run? GBS told me to do it, Veb (OK, so she didn’t…but I bet she’s trying not to laugh.) ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/65 "2000-02-07T21:39:00Z")
Actually it’s no wonder **ChiefScott** ’s so cranky; most Chief Petty Officer’s are, and it’s because they’re usually middle-aged men who’ve been in the Navy for fifteen years or so and yet they often have to take orders from Ensigns, Lieutenant JGs and Lieutenants who are ten years (or more!) their junior. * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/66 "2000-02-07T21:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > But please vote for me? - Cess Uhhhh. . . . * * * You better be nice or I’ll sic my lackeys on ya. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/67 "2000-02-07T23:26:00Z")
To get spaces to show up just type   for each space. That is the HTML code for Non Breaking SPace. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/68 "2000-02-10T07:23:00Z")
Hey Chief! As of 11:13 p.m. PST Feb. 8, you’ve gotten your 100th vote! Congratulations! 😉 -Melin ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/69 "2000-02-14T12:09:00Z")
Yea. * * * For excessive smiley useage: “Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and orphans! No more merciful beheadings!! And cancel Christmas!!!” ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/70 "2000-02-14T12:11:00Z")
Or “yay” depending on how you spell it. * * * For excessive smiley useage: “Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and orphans! No more merciful beheadings!! And cancel Christmas!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250/71 "2000-02-17T06:53:00Z")
All I have to say is, \NN \– [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefscott-smiley-master/4250.md?page=3)