# ChiefWahoo- lay off the joy juice. Wake up and smell the urine.You pissed on yourself

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefwahoo-lay-off-the-joy-juice-wake-up-and-smell-the-urine-you-pissed-on-yourself/35246>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 1, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefwahoo-lay-off-the-joy-juice-wake-up-and-smell-the-urine-you-pissed-on-yourself/35246 "2000-10-01T15:35:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefwahoo-lay-off-the-joy-juice-wake-up-and-smell-the-urine-you-pissed-on-yourself/35246/21 "2000-10-02T22:46:33Z")

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AM/PM (pronounced, for my amusement, as “Ampim”)…

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> Also, the problem seems to be ChiefWahoo has no trouble beating dead horses.

What the hell do you think _you’re_ doing, you fucking hypocrite?!?

Ampim: “Chiefwahoo said THIS, and it’s not true!”

Chiefwahoo: “You’re right, I was mistaken.”

Ampim: “How DARE you admit to being mistaken?!? Blah blah blah blah putz blah blah!!”

Jeez, take that baseball bat out of your ass and hit yourself over the head with it, why don’t you.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefwahoo-lay-off-the-joy-juice-wake-up-and-smell-the-urine-you-pissed-on-yourself/35246/22 "2000-10-03T00:00:49Z")

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**AM/PM Posts: 61**  
Blah blah blah blah…

Oh, shut up already. Do us all a favor and get a vasectomy to remove your degenerating genes from the collective human DNA pool.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefwahoo-lay-off-the-joy-juice-wake-up-and-smell-the-urine-you-pissed-on-yourself/35246/23 "2000-10-03T00:02:24Z")

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Oops…forgot the terminating bold code. I also realized that AM/PM might not be male (not that I care all that much) but if he/she/it has half a brain cell, he/she/it will be able to get the drift of my post.

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefwahoo-lay-off-the-joy-juice-wake-up-and-smell-the-urine-you-pissed-on-yourself/35246/24 "2000-10-03T02:25:01Z")

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**AM/PM** said:

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> I genreally come here every week or so

Yeah? And you “genreally” manage to get involved in attacking other posters a lot with that limited involvement? Interesting, that.

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> The high count posters are then the oddballs, not the “newbies”.

Gee, AM/PM has promoted me to “high count poster.” Next thing you know, the trolls will be calling me an Evil Reg, at which point I assume I’m obligated to throw myself in front of a bus or something.

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> And “oozing out of the woodwork” seems to be your specialty, not mine.

If I “live here,” as you say, then I have no need to ooze–I’ll be here anyway, right? You gotta be consistent with these things. C’mon, AM/PM–like I said to you or your fellow traveller (I don’t know which) the other day, at least be an entertaining little shithead.

**Monster104** said:

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> Oops…forgot the terminating bold code.

Terminating bolding code…hmm. Let’s try terminating something else…

[/AM/PM]

Hey, you don’t know if you don’t try.

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**Author:** ![barker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@barker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barker)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefwahoo-lay-off-the-joy-juice-wake-up-and-smell-the-urine-you-pissed-on-yourself/35246/25 "2000-10-03T03:28:31Z")

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**AM/PM**  
Give it a rest. The Chief said he may have made a mistake. Let it go. Chief Wahoo has been around awhile and for other then eating frozen vegatables 🙂 he has always been a respected poster.

All that you are doing here is hurting yourself.

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefwahoo-lay-off-the-joy-juice-wake-up-and-smell-the-urine-you-pissed-on-yourself/35246/26 "2000-10-03T07:36:12Z")

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Damn, all I get is a :wally and a post count? That feels so…masturbatory. _sigh_

Next time, maybe I’ll send the package soaked in fine, aged vitriol and topped with a cherry.

Twit.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chiefwahoo-lay-off-the-joy-juice-wake-up-and-smell-the-urine-you-pissed-on-yourself/35246/27 "2000-10-03T07:59:25Z")

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Yojimbo: Feh, next time we’re drunk remind me to listen to your explination of your name properly.

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