# child killing

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 6, 1999, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416 "1999-10-06T21:59:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 1999, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/21 "1999-10-08T14:06:00Z")

</div>

Satan said:

> [@](#):
>
> We have some nice parting gifts, including a years supply of Turtle Wax and Samsonite luggage!

Now, c’mon…has any poster ever seen anyone waxing a turtle?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![LeslieMcd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@LeslieMcd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeslieMcd)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/22 "1999-10-09T05:33:00Z")

</div>

Regarding mixed roots: Anyone else remember the story about the fellow who, on being informed of the invention of the automobile, smiled and told his informant that it was a good joke: any such thing, he said, would have been named either “ipsomobile” or “autokineticon”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![lvick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 1999, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/23 "1999-10-08T23:20:00Z")

</div>

Well,  
I guess that’s what I get for getting stoned before latin

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![NanoByte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@NanoByte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NanoByte)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/24 "1999-10-09T09:00:00Z")

</div>

You’re tellin’ us you didn’t know that, in Latin, you were s’posta go for the roots, not the buds.

Ray (all betsacide)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![jwg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@jwg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jwg)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 1999, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/25 "1999-10-11T19:52:00Z")

</div>

Leslie MCD is quite right in the example about mixed roots - the modern Greek word for “car” is autokinito - prounouced something like “off toe keen ee toe.” However, keeping it pure does nothing for drivers in Greece, who make the French and Italians look calm, courteous, cautious and sensible.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 1999, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/26 "1999-10-12T11:57:00Z")

</div>

From my handy, dandy Random House College Dictionary:

“Filicide” - n. 1. a person who kills his son or daughter. 2. the act of killing one’s son or daughter. L. fili(us) son;  
(fili(a) daughter + cide. -filicidal adj.  
Lisa, waiting to collect her super-duper deluxe grand prize.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/27 "1999-10-13T04:36:00Z")

</div>

Hold it!

> [@](#):
>
> Lisa, waiting to collect her super-duper deluxe grand prize.

You get a prize for _looking it up_ after I gave you the right answer??!!!

## You must work for my boss!!

Strangers have the best candy.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/28 "1999-10-13T12:09:00Z")

</div>

Scrolling up, Pluto DID have the correct answer first. DAMMIT! Hey, my buzzer wasn’t working properly!!!

However, neither of us phrased it in the form of a question, so I guess we both lose. “Soory!”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 1999, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/29 "1999-10-13T16:16:00Z")

</div>

A. An acceptable, if a little odd, apology.

Q. What do you call an apology that includes the word “soory”?

* * *

Strangers have the best candy.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 1999, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/30 "1999-10-14T03:48:00Z")

</div>

So what the hell’s in that “fili gumbo” anyway, y’all ???

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![NanoByte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@NanoByte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NanoByte)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 1999, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/31 "1999-10-14T04:58:00Z")

</div>

Hey, the Latin word for ‘thread’ is ‘filum’, right (according to my English dictionary). So let’s commit **filicide** here.

Ray (not always dead right)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 1999, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416/32 "1999-11-03T00:16:00Z")

</div>

So if killing your brother is fratricide, is killing your sister sororicide or some such thing? Purely a theoretical question - I only have two brothers and no sisters …

* * *

LONESOME POLECAT

+++++++++++++  
When the pin is pulled,  
Mr. Grenade is no longer  
our friend.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/child-killing/4416.md?page=1)
