# Childish Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416 "2009-09-09T13:01:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/21 "2009-09-09T18:42:27Z")
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, and green? Three nuns fighting over a pickle. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/22 "2009-09-09T19:35:50Z")
What’s black and white and red all over? A nun with a strawberry jam habit. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/23 "2009-09-09T19:38:49Z")
> [@Wargamer](#): > > What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburned penguin. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/24 "2009-09-09T19:43:02Z")
> [@orderfire](#): > > Q: What do you call a mushroom who buys drinks for everyone? > A: A fun guy to be with. > > This joke was told to me by a very sweet non-native English speaking employee who was working on his ESL, so it was especially charming. A mushroom walked into a bar. “We don’t serve your kind here!” “Why not, I’m a fun guy.” A horse walked into a bar. 'Why the long face?" What is brown and sticky? A stick. What is about a foot long and slippery? A slipper. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/25 "2009-09-09T20:16:56Z")
> [@Wargamer](#): > > What’s black and white and red all over? A skunk with diaper rash. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/26 "2009-09-10T13:48:52Z")
> [@Wargamer](#): > > What’s black and white and red all over? A yeshiva boy on his first date. ---
**Author:** ![williamweigand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b3f665/32.png) [@williamweigand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/williamweigand)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/27 "2009-09-10T13:57:12Z")
Why are pirates so awesome? They just Arrrr! ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/28 "2009-09-10T13:59:39Z")
My sister, who has two kids, tells me that popsicle sticks are a great source of bad kids’ jokes. For instance: Why did the window go to the doctor? Because it had panes. I’ll be here all week! ---
**Author:** ![pudytat72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@pudytat72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pudytat72)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/29 "2009-09-10T17:37:02Z")
What happened to the illegally parked frog? It got toad away! ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/30 "2009-09-10T18:10:21Z")
What do you call the ghost of a dead rooster? A poultry-geist! And your words of wisdom for today… Always remember, You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. You just can’t pick your friends nose. ---
**Author:** ![StaudtCJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@StaudtCJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StaudtCJ)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/31 "2009-09-10T18:42:33Z")
When boy2 was 7, his favorite joke was: - ``` Know what? ``` THAT’S WHAT! - (insert childish maniacal laughter here) I never did get it, but seeing him enjoy himself so much was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/32 "2009-09-10T18:47:07Z")
What’s a pirate’s favorite outfit? His ARRRRRRR-mani! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/33 "2009-09-10T19:12:47Z")
Childish enough, but adorable/annoying as it was told by my cousin. Hello? Ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say who was it he didn’t say _nudge nudge wink wink_ He didn’t say! Hello? Ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say who was it he didn’t say _nudge nudge wink wink_ He didn’t say! Hello? Ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say who was it he didn’t say _nudge nudge wink wink_ He didn’t say! Hello? Ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say ya don’t say who was it he didn’t say _nudge nudge wink wink_ He didn’t say! He thought it was hilarious each time. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/34 "2009-09-10T21:03:41Z")
A piece of string goes into a bar, steps up and says “I’ll have a drink!” The bartender says, “we can’t serve you- you’re a piece of string.” Piece of string, dejected, turns and goes outside where he has an idea. He ties himself into a knot, and rubs himself all over until he’s all disheveled. He goes back into the bar, steps up and says “I’ll have that drink now!” Bartender says, “I already told you- I can’t serve you because you’re a piece of string.” Piece of sting says, “No, I’m a frayed knot!” ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/35 "2009-09-10T21:34:31Z")
> [@StaudtCJ](#): > > When boy2 was 7, his favorite joke was: > > - > > ``` > Know what? > > ``` > > THAT’S WHAT! > > - (insert childish maniacal laughter here) > > I never did get it, but seeing him enjoy himself so much was funny. You know what? Chicken butt! You know why? Chicken thigh! ---
**Author:** ![boozilu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@boozilu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boozilu)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/36 "2009-09-10T22:55:42Z")
A giraffe walks into a bar and says “The high-balls are on me” And a poem: When your nose is runny Do not kiss your honey You might think it’s funny But it’s snot. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/37 "2009-09-11T15:12:39Z")
From a long-ago issue of **Boys’ Life** (the magazine of the Boy Scouts of America): Q: What did the snail say while on the back of a turtle? A: YEEEEE-HA!! ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/38 "2009-09-11T15:15:50Z")
Why did the egg cross the road? … It was so inclined. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/39 "2009-09-11T15:34:48Z")
What’s got four legs and goes “Boo!” A cow with a cold 😃 ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416/40 "2009-09-11T16:26:26Z")
person 1: How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping bag? person 2: I dunno, how? person 1: You take the “S” out of Safe, and the “F” out of way. person 2: There **is no** f in way! person 1: That’s right! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childish-jokes/509416.md?page=3)