# Children's Book Titles You Are Unlikely To See...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [August 30, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354 "2005-08-30T23:19:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/1 "2005-08-30T23:19:09Z")
**Curious George Tests Shampoo**
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### Author:  [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/2 "2005-08-30T23:25:33Z")
**The Crackhouse at Pooh Corners**
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### Author:  [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/3 "2005-08-30T23:35:28Z")
**Peter Rabbit and the Shining Wire**
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/4 "2005-08-31T00:04:22Z")
**The Little Engine That Gave Up**
**Green Eggs and Ham : The Food Poisoning Coloring Book**
**Three Little Pigs : Armed Response**
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/5 "2005-08-31T01:00:14Z")
**The Hobo With The Open Sore**
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### Author:  [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/6 "2005-08-31T01:06:23Z")
There was a joke passed along the internet with these types of titles. My favorite was _Curious George and the Electrical Fence_ .
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### Author:  [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/7 "2005-08-31T01:30:00Z")
\*\*You’re Different, and That’s Bad
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
If You Give A Man A Blowjob
The Pie-Eyed Piper
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And let’s not forget the truly horrible ones:
\*\*The Song of the South
Sambo
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### Author:  [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/8 "2005-08-31T02:04:50Z")
**Heather Has Two Bombies**
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/9 "2005-08-31T02:17:24Z")
**The Berenstain Bears in Basic Training**
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/10 "2005-08-31T02:21:43Z")
**John Wayne Gacy’s Big Book of Clowns**
**The Ugly Duckling and Archetypal Body Image Issues**
**Goldilocks the Home Invader**
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### Author:  [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/11 "2005-08-31T02:29:06Z")
**Bambi & Thumper Meet the Taxidermist**
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### Author:  [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/12 "2005-08-31T02:37:37Z")
\*\* Mommy, It Hurts when I Pee\*\*
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### Author:  [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/13 "2005-08-31T02:44:59Z")
Curious George’s Man and Superman
The Berenstain Bears and the Prophet Mohammed (Peace be Upon Him)
Dora the Explorer and the Flowery Wars
The Magic Schoolbus and the Heat Death of the Cosmos
The Book of Virtues: The Exciting World of Nihilism and YOU!
Danny Dunn and the Infernal Machine
Thomas Harris’ Hardy Boys Adventures
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### Author:  [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/14 "2005-08-31T02:46:56Z")
**Michael Jackson’s Neverland Surprise Pop-up Book**
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/15 "2005-08-31T04:26:06Z")
**Curious George and the Self Destruct Button**
**Goldilocks and the Three Bears : Forest Gangbang**
**The Grinch Who Stole Christmas and Wasn’t Sorry**
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### Author:  [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/16 "2005-08-31T05:38:07Z")
[Family Guy]
**No One Poops But You**
**You’re a Naughty Child, and That’s Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You**
[/FG]
**Blue’s Murder Clues**
**Sesame Street Walker Bedtime Stories (Pop-Up Edition)**
**Maurice Sendak’s Little Bear: The Rage Within**
**The Giving Ent**
**Harry Potter and the Witch of Chlamydia**
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### Author:  [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/17 "2005-08-31T11:32:33Z")
**Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Puberty, But Were (Rightfully) Too Ashamed to Ask**
**Charlotte’s Web II: Fern Gets Trichinosis**
**Caddie Woodlawn: The Porn Years**
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### Author:  [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/18 "2005-08-31T11:36:49Z")
**Heidi and the Randy Goat**
**Little Whorehouse on the Prairie**
**Everyone You Love Will Die: A Popup Book**
**Fluffy and the Speeding Semi**
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### Author:  [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/19 "2005-08-31T11:39:02Z")
**12 Successful temper tantrum tips for the child who wants everything**
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/20 "2005-08-31T12:53:14Z")
Black Beauty (the KKK years)
The Famous Five - Operation Enduring Freedom
Elementary English - George Bush
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