# Children's Book Titles You Are Unlikely To See... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 30, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354 "2005-08-30T23:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/41 "2005-08-31T22:21:44Z")
Big Red Ragnarok Adventure pt 5: Clifford Meets Vidar! ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/42 "2005-08-31T22:56:05Z")
**Illustrated Bible Stories: Noah And His Daughters** ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/43 "2005-09-01T00:38:12Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > **Illustrated Bible Stories: Noah And His Daughters** Next in the series: **Illustrated Bible Stories: Cain and Abel** ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/44 "2005-09-01T00:50:27Z")
The Magic School Bus and the Districtwide Budget Cut Curious George Flings His Poo Clifford the Big Red Dog Gets Neutered “Uncle Charlie” Manson’s ABCs ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/45 "2005-09-01T01:15:21Z")
One Fist, Two Fist, Blue Fist, Red Fist ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/46 "2005-09-01T02:10:10Z")
Illustrated Bible Stories: Judith And Holofernes Illustrated Bible Stories: Jael And Sisera ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/47 "2005-09-01T02:23:29Z")
_Hey Kids! Let’s Put on a Minstrel Show!_ _Dress Up Like a Nazi For Halloween: Patterns for Costumes Based on the Uniforms of Todtenkopf, Hitlerjugend, and More!_ ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/48 "2005-09-01T02:36:22Z")
\*\* Illustrated Bible Stories: Sodom and Gomorrah\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/49 "2005-09-01T03:01:24Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > **Illustrated Bible Stories: Noah And His Daughters** I think you mean \*Lot \*and his Daughters. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/50 "2005-09-01T03:30:10Z")
> [@Dr. Rieux](#): > > I think you mean \*Lot \*and his Daughters. I do, I do: I always get Noah’s sons mixed up with Lot’s daughters. Although **IBS: Noah Gets Drunk And Naked** _would_ make a highly unsuitable children’s title. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/51 "2005-09-01T19:29:53Z")
**Running With Scissors Is Fun!** **Shouting “Fire!” In A Crowded Theatre & Other Fun Activities For Groups** ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/52 "2005-09-01T19:48:49Z")
**Jo’s Boys: The Third-Grade Teacher’s Confessions Tipping the National Velvet The Hungry Tiger of Oz meets Toto Little Lord Fauntleroy joins NAMBLA My Very Good Friend Flicka The Five Little Peppers and How They Wound Up on the Front Page of the New York Post** ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/53 "2005-09-01T20:49:38Z")
> [@Darwin's Finch](#): > > **What “The Wild Thing” Is** “Where the Wild Things Are” sequel: “Where the Wild Things Shit” ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/54 "2005-09-01T21:45:22Z")
**You Can Always Rely On The Kindness Of Strangers** **Going Into Hospital: How Much Are Fresh Young Kidneys Worth?** **Cousin Kevin Babysits** **Asterix And The Crucifixion** ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/55 "2005-09-01T22:41:50Z")
\*\*It’s Your Fault Mommy/Daddy is Dead. Fun with Gasoline! Why nobody loves you. The Mad Scientist’s Club Builds a Woman. Danny Dunn, Teenage Gigolo. 1001 Ways to Torture Your Brother/Sister. Seriously. Torture. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/56 "2005-09-01T22:52:04Z")
\*\*It’s Your Fault Mommy/Daddy is Dead. Fun with Gasoline! Why nobody loves you. The Mad Scientist’s Club Builds a Woman. Danny Dunn, Teenage Gigolo. 1001 Ways to Torture Your Brother/Sister. Seriously. Torture.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/57 "2005-09-02T00:15:03Z")
**Postman Pat Goes Postal** **Bob The Builder Wolf-Whistles At Chicks** **Thomas And The Swarthy Suspect** ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/58 "2005-09-02T02:49:55Z")
Run, bring Mother the scissors! Curious George gives the Man in the Yelow Hat AIDS. ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/59 "2005-09-02T04:24:54Z")
**The Bobbsey Twins and Doctor Mengele** **Nancy Screw Meets the Hard On Boys** **Sleeping Beauty and the Seconal Pills** ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/60 "2005-09-02T04:48:59Z")
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