# Children's Book Titles You Are Unlikely To See... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 30, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354 "2005-08-30T23:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/61 "2005-09-02T08:28:45Z")
**Nancy Drew Turns Tricks For Crack** ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/62 "2005-09-02T09:04:25Z")
**Chitty-Chitty-Gang-Bang Henry and Ramona’s Beezus And To Think That I Saw It On Christopher Street James and the Giant Snatch Charle and the Chocolate Factory 2: The Fudge Packers** ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/63 "2005-11-27T11:45:38Z")
**The Nancy Boys And Hardy Drew** ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/64 "2005-11-27T11:52:48Z")
Guess How Much I Love You: The Pop-up Edition 7 years working in childrens books and nothing stuck in my head like that one… ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/65 "2005-11-27T15:33:55Z")
**Stuart Little and the Christmas DeCon.** **The Five Little Peckers and How They Grew** ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/66 "2005-11-27T20:13:18Z")
**Incurious George Drinks Beer And Watches TV** **Where Do Abortions Come From?** **A Young Girl’s Guide To Her Body: You’re Bleeding Because You’re Evil** ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/67 "2005-11-28T14:51:47Z")
> [@drachillix](#): > > 7 years working in childrens books and nothing stuck in my head like that one… Was that a book or a game? ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/68 "2005-11-28T17:08:28Z")
**The Lord of the Ringworm** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/69 "2005-12-01T14:34:19Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > **The Nancy Boys And Hardy Drew** Subtitle: _The “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” Story_ ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/70 "2005-12-01T17:53:50Z")
\*\*Mommy keeps magic potions under the sink. \*\* \*\*The Lion, the Witch and the magic, self-locking, abandoned refridgerator. \*\* \*\*Harry Potter and the Spanish Inquisition. \*\* \*\*Charlie and the meatpacking factory, by Upton Sinclair \*\* ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/71 "2005-12-01T18:08:13Z")
**And to Think that I Saw It on Christopher Street!** ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/72 "2005-12-01T18:13:40Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Subtitle: _The “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” Story_ _stands to clap_ ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/73 "2005-12-01T22:28:24Z")
\*\*The Passion of the Christ Pop-up Fun book. \*\* \*\*Illistrated Classics: Titus Andronicus. \*\* **Dick Cheney’s Magical Cuban Holiday Camp** ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/74 "2005-12-02T00:02:26Z")
> [@HPL](#): > > \*\*The Passion of the Christ Pop-up Fun book. \*\* Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have a winner. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/75 "2005-12-09T07:25:20Z")
> [@js\_africanus](#): > > Was that a book or a game? It was a pop up book. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/76 "2005-12-09T07:49:55Z")
\*\*The Gender Reassignment Surgery Paperdoll Book Visiting Uncle Saddam The Manson Family Singers Finger Painting Book Where Do Babies Come From?\*\* by Michael Jackson (oh, wait, that should say "for Michael Jackson) \*\*What Happens When You Die? a scratch-n-sniff book Gary the Goiter Goes to Guam Uncle Kanye Tells About Katrina, or 'Yes Kasheekwa, the President Does Hate You" The Little Cancer Cell That Could A is for Amputee Thank Heaven For Little Girls\*\* by R. Kelly **The Little Al Jolson Story** (comes with it’s own little blackface kit) \*\*Nappy Pubic Hair A Child’s Christmas in the Hitler Youth\*\* by Pope Benedict XVI **A Child’s Christmas in Wails** by Tatum O’Neal [previous thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=308215&highlight=ab3s) ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/77 "2005-12-09T07:50:49Z")
Harry Potter and the Harlot of Fire The Lion, the Witch and the Bondage Rack. The Cat in the Hat goes Splat The Whizzer of Oz and the Friends of Dorothy Heather has two Boobies ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/78 "2005-12-09T08:15:31Z")
**Put This Down And Watch TV** ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/79 "2005-12-09T09:16:47Z")
**Budgie the Little Helicopter meets Phil the Flack Gun and his friend SAM** **Activity book: Make a glove with knives for fingers** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/80 "2005-12-09T09:43:24Z")
**Fun With Knives** **The “Daddy Touched Me Wrong !” Book of Practical Jokes** **Curious George and the Microwave** **Your Baby Brother : He Cries Because He’s The Devil** **Worms Taste Just Like Spagetti** **The Alphabet : Learning Your ACB’s** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354.md?page=5)