# Children's Book Titles You Are Unlikely To See... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 30, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354 "2005-08-30T23:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/81 "2005-12-09T09:53:59Z")
**Cthulhu Wants to be Your Friend!** **The Innsimouth Look is Normal!** **Toddles’ First Read: The King in Yellow** **Tolkien: Origins of the Orcs** **Some people do marry their sisters!** **Some people do marry their brothers!** ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/82 "2005-12-09T09:54:22Z")
**Tintin goes to a Gay Belgian Wedding** ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/83 "2005-12-09T09:55:16Z")
> [@stpauler](#): > > **Mom and Dad Fed You Your “Runaway” Pets** You know, that actually happened to us kids. Why on earth mom let us have a pet duck I dunno, but she _really_ didn’t need to get pissed off at us and then _tell us_ afterwards. “That wasn’t chicken.” I remember this going around e-mail back in the 90’s. My favorite was: **How to dress sexy for daddy**. I know, someone beat me to it. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/84 "2005-12-09T12:41:00Z")
\*\*Jesus Pops His Cherry: A pop up book \*\* \*\*Paris Hilton’s guide to being an Attention Whore A Tweeny’s Guide to Plastic Surgery A Teenager’s guide to Farting in Church. How to speak spanish to your gardner. How to get what you want from your parents by throwing Grand Mal Tantrums in Public. Don’t Touch Your HooHa or you’ll go blind Old Tyme KKK Rally Songs. Are you Aryan enough to be a Brown Shirt? A guide to swear like a sailor. Your guide to speaking Gangsta. College is for lusers. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/85 "2005-12-09T14:40:34Z")
**Captain Howdy’s Ouija Fun Kit** All new! Now Online! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/86 "2005-12-09T18:35:18Z")
**Curious George is a Negro** ---
**Author:** ![Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e36b37/32.png) [@Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_A_Tame_Lion)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/87 "2005-12-09T23:33:32Z")
\*\*The Squirrel in the Street You’re a Good Man, Charlie Manson You Put Your Finger _Where?_ Yes, Virginia, There Is A Saddam Hussein Daddy’s Adventure On Castro Street Cthulu and You!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/88 "2005-12-10T05:41:32Z")
**The Grinch’s Ten Inches** ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/89 "2005-12-10T17:23:26Z")
**Thidwick the Well-Endowed Moose** ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/90 "2005-12-10T18:17:21Z")
> [@Euthanasiast](#): > > **The Grinch’s Ten Inches** _::snerk::_ ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/91 "2005-12-11T04:02:32Z")
\*\*The Trojan’s Balloon Animal Fun Book Only The Devil Uses Contraception: A Rhythm Method Activity Book For Catholic Teens Sure, You Can Be Home Plate: Games You Can Play With Your Friends Who Have No Arms & Legs\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354/92 "2005-12-11T13:22:23Z")
**Harry Potter and the Mid-Life Crisis** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-book-titles-you-are-unlikely-to-see/319354.md?page=4)