# children's cussing songs **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 18, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-cussing-songs/88115 "2001-10-18T01:14:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-cussing-songs/88115/121 "2014-01-11T22:27:10Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > The last verse of the “On Top of Old Smokey” one… > > Early next morning > I heard a big blast > I knew it was Teacher > Going to heaven at last Guess again! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-cussing-songs/88115/122 "2014-01-12T03:31:43Z")
> [@curious11](#): > > Two Irishman, Two Irishman were digging in a ditch > One called the other a dirty son of a… > Peter Murphy had a dog, such a fine dog was he > Along came another and bit him on the… > Cocktails, gingerale, twenty-five cents a glass > And if you don’t like it you can shove it up your… > Ask me no questions, I won’t tell you any lies > And if you get hit with a bucket of shit you better close your eyes. From the mid-50s: Casey and Murphy were digging in a ditch; Casey called Murphy a dirty son of a Beaver, beaver, sittin’ on a log, Along came a bumble bee and stung him on his Cocktail, ginger ale, five cents a glass; If you don’t like it, shove it up your Ask me no questions, and I will tell no lies, Casey hit Murphy, and now he’s paralyzed. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-cussing-songs/88115/123 "2014-01-12T03:42:43Z")
Correction on the above, line 3: Last word should be “rock.” ---
**Author:** ![jrbor76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9e8a1a/32.png) [@jrbor76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jrbor76)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-cussing-songs/88115/124 "2014-01-13T22:14:17Z")
Not really a song, but: I pledge allegiance to the flag, Michael Jackson is a (slur). Pepsi Cola burned him up, Now he’s drinking 7 Up. 7 Up made him P, Now he’s drinking Pepsi Free. (For you kids, Pepsi Free was the forerunner to Diet Pepsi.) ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-cussing-songs/88115/125 "2014-06-26T09:22:42Z")
7Up. The bottle with the big 7 on it and U. P. after. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-cussing-songs/88115/126 "2014-06-26T10:50:06Z")
From south park: Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok, Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won’t quit, And I don’t want my breakfast, because it tastes like Shih Tzus make good house pets, they’re cuddly and sweet, Monkeys aren’t good to have, 'cos they like to beat their Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall, The boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt, Mrs. Roberts didn’t like him, but that’s 'cos she’s a Contaminated water, can really make you sick, Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your Dictate what I’m saying, 'cos it will bring you luck, and if you all don’t like it, I don’t give a flying fuck! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/childrens-cussing-songs/88115.md?page=6)