# CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 26, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022 "2000-01-26T00:24:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mrunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Mrunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrunner)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/1 "2000-01-26T00:24:00Z")
Even though this is my first flame, I’m not going to do any more research. I don’t care because I know I’m right. I am sick and tired of hearing all this crap about trolls and annoying little kids! What the fuck is you peoples’ problems? Who gives a shit if some punk ass little twelve-year old fucks up some banners? You say “Oh, well, come back when you’re an adult, because this board is only for adults, who have important, adult, conversations.” SINCE WHEN IS THIS BOARD ONLY FOR BIG FUCKING ASSHOLE ADULTS WITH NO LIFE WHO GET TO POST STUPID FUCKING THREADS ABOUT STUPID FUCKING SHIT ALL THE TIME JUST BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD “DEBATE”!?!? If you’re so mature, why not just not look at “pointless” post. Who cares if someone has a post about buying muumuus? Does it hurt you? I don’t think so. If it irks you so much, just don’t look at it! I don’t like to see hardcore sex, so I don’t click on the banners I’m always seeing advertising it. Christ, you people remind me of the kids at school who beat little kids up when they step out of line for a second. Kid does something stupid, maybe, like throw the basketball at the other kid 'cause the other kid is cheating, and all of the sudden every kid in the whole gym is beating him up. Just because you “adults” have difficulty releasing angst (probably because you’re so busy ass-kissing so no-one will call you a troll) doesn’t mean you have to go and get melodramatic, telling people: “Your a little fuckwit.” That sentence tells a lot about the grown-ups at this board. Mrunner ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/2 "2000-01-26T00:36:00Z")
What thread are you referring to? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/3 "2000-01-26T00:37:00Z")
Cool it kiddo or somebody’s gonna have to wash your mouth with soap. * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/4 "2000-01-26T00:45:00Z")
Never mind, I found it. If you mean the Muumuu thread. That looks to me like about par for the course. Some people were helpful, some insulting, and some cracked a joke. You have to admit it’s a weird question. But Hey, if it makes you feel better, then curse away. Good luck with the Muumuu. I hope it has the desired effect. ---
**Author:** ![Mrunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Mrunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrunner)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/5 "2000-01-26T00:51:00Z")
Not talking about any threads in particular, although I have examples from two. ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/6 "2000-01-26T00:54:00Z")
Indeed, indeed, good chap! Your tirade is well met and noted! I hereby second the motion. I do so despise the “BIG FUCKING ASSHOLE ADULTS” you mention and their “STUPID FUCKING THREADS” and I take great solace in joining you in the fine cadre of those who can not comprehend the definition of the word, “DEBATE” or the word “SPELLING” or “GRAMMAR” or even the word “INTELLIGENCE”. This board, like the whole of the Internet should be for erudite college graduates AS WELL AS for chromosomally challenged eighth graders like yourself. The ASSHOLE ADULTS here should welcome all newcomers equally and with great love. We can chant in brotherhood and camaraderie, “UP WITH MUUMUUS - DOWN WITH GROWN-UPS!” * * * Hell is Other People. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/7 "2000-01-26T00:57:00Z")
Muumuus? That would be, like, about Swedish cows? ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/8 "2000-01-26T01:03:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Muumuus? > > That would be, like, about Swedish cows? No, they’re a long, loose Hawaiian dress, favored by people who prefer their clothing non-binding. Think Mrs. Roper on _Three’s Company_. * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/9 "2000-01-26T01:05:00Z")
::gently:: Kat, dear? WHOOSH! -Melin ---
**Author:** ![Mrunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Mrunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrunner)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/10 "2000-01-26T01:06:00Z")
Listen, Sake, I’m not trying to say you have to roll out the red carpet for every immature poster who peeps his head out. I just can’t stand it when people turn the board into a daytime soap because a little kid made a banner at the top of the screen blacked out. And all these people who are screaming “PROSECUTE!!!”, for crying out loud, haven’t you ever done something stupid? Think about what you’re suggesting. You think that this person should have access to computers denied him for even just one year? That he should have something as trivial as this create a criminal record for him? Create an example?!?! Sheesh, if anyone who was going to do something like that bothered to look all the way back to your little whining thread, he’d know not to do it whether or not you called the cops. Imagine how scared you’re making him! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/11 "2000-01-26T01:07:00Z")
Whooooossshhhhhhh. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/12 "2000-01-26T01:08:00Z")
Close, Doc. Actually, those are MüüMüüs! * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/13 "2000-01-26T01:09:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Imagine how scared you’re making him! Well, AFAIC that’s the point, pally. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/14 "2000-01-26T01:17:00Z")
Here is a thought… If we bother you so fucking much, go away. we wont miss you. Maybe you should start your own message board, and get cool advertisers to sponsor the sight so you wont have to pay out of pocket. And when you get little vandals sabatoge the ads, I am certain they wont pull the ads, I maen why would they? We all know that 12 year old vandal/hackers are the _real_ purchasing power in the world. Thundering fuck, whats next? Gl0worms BEST FRIEND is gonna come post here about what A GREAT PERSON SHE IS, and how they WILL BE BEST FRIENDS-4-EVA!! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/15 "2000-01-26T01:19:00Z")
I’ve been whooooooshed! The shame of it all ☹ * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/16 "2000-01-26T01:20:00Z")
That will teach me to read the profile FIRST! this wack-job is in 8th grade! Listen kid, ask some questions first next time…like: Hey, why is everyone so mad? Then read the answers. You arent even old enough to read the PIT let alone post here. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/17 "2000-01-26T01:48:00Z")
whaaa whaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/18 "2000-01-26T01:53:00Z")
Mrunner: I’m going to try to be helpful. You got made fun of for asking a weird question, but you also got your answer. Some people thought you might just be asking stupid questions to see what would happen. Since you didn’t explain what a 14 year old boy wants with a muumuu maybe you can understand why they might be suspicious and not take your question too seriously. A little sarcasm is a small price to pay for the great knowledge you have acquired… Just think, now you know where to get your muumuu! Isn’t that what you wanted? 🙂 You seem pretty smart and articulate. Can you see why people are upset over the vandalization of this board? We all get to use this board because of those ads, and a lot of patience and hard work by the people who maintain it. If those ads are disturbed, or the board’s underlying code gets deliberately sabotaged, then those people might decide it’s not worth the trouble to keep this board running. It’s also not nice to mess with somebody else’s things without asking. Do you understand? This concludes my attempt at helpfullness. ---
**Author:** ![fuzzy-wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b38774/32.png) [@fuzzy-wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzy-wuzzy)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/19 "2000-01-26T03:00:00Z")
This is the pit…I don’t have to chill out my mom says I don’t and I always listen to my mom * * * “Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda ---
**Author:** ![Mrunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Mrunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrunner)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022/20 "2000-01-26T03:21:00Z")
Listen, kelli. I used to have a sort of half-respect for you, but it’s mostly gone now. Tell me exactly what it is about being in the eighth grade that makes this board unsuited for me? Next time you feel like making the stupid assumption that someone is unintelligent, just because they haven’t had as long of a life to waste being as idiotic as you have, take your own advice. Ask yourself some questions, like: ‘Hey, has this “wack-job” proven himself to be totally unworthy of this board?’ Then, and it’s a shame this is the only option available to you, check some of my past posts and find that my age makes me only that much less articulate and understanding as you are. That is, if it doesn’t make me _more_ articulate and understanding than you. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chill-the-fuck-out/4022.md?page=2)