# Chillin' in the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 23, 2022, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926 "2022-05-23T11:06:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/121 "2022-05-25T18:35:07Z")

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FedYecchs has been and gone. I did feel kinda bad for that guy, since the boxes were rather large (not heavy, though. Just bulky contents). I think I now have a year’s worth of TP and paper towels in stock. All things considered, I would not be surprised by bursts of panic shoppers at any time, so I want to have ample reserves of necessities.

My back hurts a lot lately and the business of it taking a moment for my blood to catch up to my head when I stand is getting old. Blood pressure isn’t THAT low lately! (Systolic is typically 120s at this point, except for the day I forgot my lisinopril.) Aging is not for the weak.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/122 "2022-05-25T18:36:23Z")

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After almost 3 years of not having so much as a sniffle, (Yay! masks!) I may be coming down with something. My sinuses are stuffed up, my nose is running, and I have a headache and generally feel yuck.  
So **Wifey** is driving Sister-in-law to the airport without me. In a couple of hours she’ll be on a plane back to Atlanta. It’s a mixed blessing. We get along pretty well, all things considered, but she can be pretty annoying. I can’t figure out why she thinks she loves us. She didn’t used to when my brother was alive. 🤔  
Anyway, she’s gone.  
Until the next time.

She left behind some packages of instant grits. I tried some this morning for breakfast. They tasted okay, but kinda gritty.

**Rebo** , for some reason I could see the video of Lola, but couldn’t get it to come off mute, so couldn’t hear her. She’s a cutie though. Vinnie used to watch other animals on the TV, but Gibbs ignores them. Don’t know what that means, if anything. He’s a smart little guy otherwise.

**Paintcharge,** I would say you need a rescue dog. No particular reason, except that older dogs need love too.

Was appalled about the shooting in texas too. and then not at all encouraged by Biden’s speech.  
**Warning - soap box being drug out.**  
If congress does do ‘something’ it’ll just be another feel-good law that will just inconvenience and annoy law-abiding gun owners without having any appreciable effect on the actual societal problems that create nutters that want to shoot up schools.  
**shoves soap box back under the couch**  
Sorry about that.

**Doggio** , did amazon say _why_ you won’t be able to download books on your older kindle? I have a couple of kindles, one of which is at lest 10 years old, and I didn’t get the e-mail, so I’m curious. Not that it matters that much to me. Neither of them will hold a charge long enough for me to get through a book so I kinda got over using them.

> [@peedin](#):
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> This may be TMI. I bought new underpants yesterday. I bought a size up, but after washing they are at least 2 inches smaller than my not new unders. Fortunately I have enough for the trip, but dang. Can’t return them either since I washed them.

I hears ya. Sometimes I wonder about clothing manufacturers, myself.

**TMI**

I bought some tighty-whities that were the correct waist size but were too… umm …constricting in other areas and ended up getting tossed. What were they thinking?  
[/TMI]

We had a general contractor we’ve used before come over yesterday to talk about putting in some mini-splits in our little house. We hope he’ll get back to us soon. I don’t relish having to put the window A/C units back in the windows this year but it’ll be getting uncomfortably hot here pretty soon. It’s 75f here already at 11:30am and supposed to reach 80f today.

Someday, but not today, I’ll have to tell you about all the fun we’re having trying to get established with a new set of doctors over here. It’ll be a massive post, believe me.

Y’all be careful out there.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/123 "2022-05-25T19:15:46Z")

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> [@peedin](#):
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> my Social Security check will be deposited the 4th Wednesday of the month.

Hey, mine too! We’re SS twins!!!

> [@Bumbazine](#):
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> Sometimes I wonder about clothing manufacturers, myself.

I’m inclined to believe that size tags are produced using a random number generator.

> [@Bumbazine](#):
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> trying to get established with a new set of doctors

That is the WORST!! Part of the reason I’ll never move again!!!

My car will be ready for pickup this evening. About-freekin’-time! Waiting for the call that we can come get it. I’ve already pulled our stuff out of SIL’s car and I found my garage door clicker so it’s been a good day. I may even take my sweetie out to supper!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/124 "2022-05-25T19:34:52Z")

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I think it was here on the Dope, a long time ago, in which a poster spoke about an elderly gentleman came in to customer servide to return a 2-pack of underwear, they were the wrong size. But the pack was opened, and he was wearing one of them. He wanted to take that pair off and turn it!!! Ugh.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/125 "2022-05-25T19:41:18Z")

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Afternoon all. After mailing the package to Brother, I stopped at the gym and swam 1,650 yards (backstroke) in a hour (two 30-minute sessions, with whirlpool time in-between). Then 25 minutes in the sauna and the scale says that despite shipboard buffets and no gym for almost three weeks, I’m down about 1/5 lbs. Might be a lying machine, but it’s lying the right way… Sprinkling rain on and off, heavier stuff will be around 6pm according to the weather Wizards.

In the underwear discussion, I wear boxer-briefs and so far haven’t felt…pinched.

**Sari** , hope all your problems sort themselves out for you. And sounds like you dodged a bullet with him…

**Unknown** , end of school year now (at least in N. Ali-bama) is time for finals tests, so not quite as much fun as you and I remember.

**Sunny** , glad Beamer is COVID-free; and while I’m sure it’ll work out for Husband-unit, a little forward planning never hurt.

> [@peedin](#):
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> I received my Medicare number and my Social Security check will be deposited the 4th Wednesday of the month.

**wet one** , welcome to official geezerhood.

OK, have snacked a little and rest seems to be a good idea now. All y’all take care.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/126 "2022-05-25T19:49:47Z")

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I also receive my SS check on the 4th Weds. If I could have waited just one more day to be born, I’d get paid a lot sooner. Whatcha gonna do?

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/127 "2022-05-25T19:56:21Z")

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I was born on New Year’s Eve, so my folks got me as a tax deduction for the whole year.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/128 "2022-05-25T20:18:41Z")

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Just took an at-home covid test. It says don’t have the plague. 🤔  
Gonna gather up my energy and run some errands.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/129 "2022-05-25T21:55:32Z")

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Glad you got some sleep, **LSL**.

**sari** , I’m with you on the roommate thing. I don’t have a problem living in 560 square feet, because I don’t have to tiptoe around anyone except my dog.

Glad beemer doesn’t have the plague **sunny**. Same to you **bumba**.

Irked, came home to a windy 77F, walked Nelson and et. I need a nap.

Stay safe and healthy y’all!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/130 "2022-05-25T22:16:53Z")

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A quatah past tree. Time to log off from the irkplace. Mr. Sun is out, so I’ll have to get out for a walk.

Things I did today (other than irking):

- Goofed off online;
- Put my kayak on the dolly;
- Washed the old kayak seat;
- Retrieved my PFD;
- Pounded a couple of chicken thighs, fried them, and ate one;
- Cleaned the stove;
- Cleaned the toilet.

The Spousal Unit has taken her two empty propane tanks to get filled. I’ll have to bring them in, because they’re too heavy for her when they’re full.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/131 "2022-05-25T22:56:04Z")

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I have my car back, and it was weird driving it after almost 2 months (the accident was Mar 29) - I had to remember where all the various controls are. I’ve been driving 4 other vehicles of late, ranging from a truck that is the most basic model possible (down to manual windows and locks) to **FCD** ’s Caddy, which has power everything and all kinds of magical buttons. We’ll see how long it takes for me to remember.

Tomorrow, SIL will bring the truck back and take his HHR and we’ll be back to what passes for normal! 🤣

One less thing…

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/132 "2022-05-25T23:05:16Z")

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Hurray for getting your car back, FCM. That sounded like quite the pita.

This is a Curved Bill Thrasher. [curved bill thrasher - Search](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=WXB3%2bMI6&id=9E6C0E21FD8AAF0A00D63C92DC8D966F6132F866&thid=OIP.WXB3-MI6awpwQnkYRrut0QHaE8&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fth.bing.com%2fth%2fid%2fR.597077f8c23a6b0a7042791846bbadd1%3frik%3dZvgyYW%252bWjdySPA%26riu%3dhttp%253a%252f%252f1.bp.blogspot.com%252f-DD0dG6tOI74%252fUQmApddIUgI%252fAAAAAAAAZ5c%252fS_xlpR7AhIc%252fs1600%252fCurve-billed%252bThrasher%252b12-2012-2630.jpg%26ehk%3deGa1c4yIbW%252bzS%252fs7E3goG4sMGxptNWZVIXMuEwwmuHI%253d%26risl%3d%26pid%3dImgRaw%26r%3d0&exph=1067&expw=1600&q=curved+bill+thrasher&simid=608018329794926071&FORM=IRPRST&ck=38D709A7E1F99CB05F17F3F8D9516E5A&selectedIndex=0&idpp=overlayview&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0)  
I think they are very entertaining birds and they have wonderful songs. There is a couple who raise their first clutch in our yard every year. Recently, I learned that they don’t really like taking baths. Unlike other birds who splash and chirp and seem to be having fun, Thrashers kinda belly flop into the water and stand there looking disgruntled. After a couple of seconds, they will fluff their feathers while looking even more annoyed, then hope out and shake off with “Ugh, yuch” written large in every movement.

I just watched the patriarch of the flock hop out of the bath and run all of the other birds off because he was so crabby about having to take a bath so I thought I would share the laugh with you guys 🙂

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/133 "2022-05-25T23:21:51Z")

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Your bird watching sounds entertaining **jane the cane**.

My thoughts when leaving irk this afternoon were sad. The US flag, Tennessee flag and corporate flag were all at half staff. I’m sick and tired of lowered flags because of gun violence. 😢

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/134 "2022-05-25T23:32:09Z")

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Good news on the car **Mooomm**!

**Jane the Cane** , I envy you your bird watching. Whatever happened with the fires out by you?

We got the approval on the mortgage on the new house! (Yay)

Boo. Hubby is not sure if he wants to go through with it. Y’all, I just don’t know some days.

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**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/135 "2022-05-25T23:33:51Z")

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“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;  
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,  
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere  
The ceremony of innocence is drowned”

Yeats, the Second Coming.

I’m glad we didn’t have children, I don’t think things are going to get better until after they get much worse.

Back to birds, I planned and planted to have a nice active yard, I feed the birds and grow clover and flowers for the butterflies and hummers. If you build it, they will come, I can usually count on seeing around 10 species of birds in our yard each day and more traveling overhead. I’m very much enjoying this!

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**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/136 "2022-05-25T23:43:54Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Boo. Hubby is not sure if he wants to go through with it. Y’all, I just don’t know some days.

Ya wanna borrow a wacking cane?

Thanks for asking, the Archosanti fire is out. The Prescott Valley fire is contained but still active and the Flagstaff fire is still moving ☹

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**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/137 "2022-05-25T23:45:22Z")

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Last night I dreamt that I wanted to roll across a bed and drop off the other side to hide. I woke up on my real life floor, scrapes up my elbow and my sheets tangled around my legs.

I haven’t sleep-done anything in literal decades. My head didn’t hurt, so I don’t think I knocked it against my nightstand, but I have no idea how that didn’t happen, especially with how high my bed is off the floor. I did knock over my alarm clock on the far edge of the nightstand; maybe that indicates I fell in a certain way or something…?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/138 "2022-05-25T23:47:06Z")

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Darn fine username / post combo I must say. 😉

Seriously, glad to hear you’re not hurt much.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/139 "2022-05-26T00:06:55Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Boo. Hubby is not sure if he wants to go through with it. Y’all, I just don’t know some days.

Need an Emotional Support Honey Badger to reason with him? 😉

OK, so I may owe my scale some apologies for past remarks about honesty. Testing with an unopened bag of cat food confirms it’s accurate. Isn’t going to improve our relationship much, though.

At least DH’s sinus infection is calming down.

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**Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chillin-in-the-mmp/964926/140 "2022-05-26T00:17:37Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Provisions got procured, da yahd got mowed, and we et at Sonny’s. Throw in the usual sloth, nappage, and day drinkin’ and that was the day that was. No rain today but TWPTB insists it will show up.

Since we’re sharin’ and stuff, I wear white boxer shorts. Fruit of The Loom to be exact. Now y’all know.

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