Kids these days. Typical ooo-ooo-ooo-mer behavior, with their 6-7 and TikTok and grass butts.
Don’t forget the poop tossing. Almost worse than the tide pod dare.
You know those bars with a neon “Live nudes” with an arrow pointing to the door hanging outside? They sure beat the alternatives. 
What does this say about those chuckleheads that attach tails to their clothing (or elsewhere) and call themselves Furries?
Oh come on. I can’t go there I’m still processing the reasons a captive chimp stuffs grass up the booty.
I really really hope they are using it as natural TP. Or relief for piles. Worms? Too much of a spicy diet?
Anything?
There’s a picture of a chimp that allegedly has a clump of grass in its tailpipe, but I suspect it’s AI.
Nooooooooooo. I don’t wanna see.
Not even a fake one.
Please
Being serious for second, the article offers the explanation: butts are important social signals in chimp groups and are looked at a lot.
I do know that anal scent is how dogs recognize each other. As for chimps and gorillas, I’ve seen those giant tumor things hanging off the rear ends of sexually receptive females, and wonder how they can mate with those things in the way.