# China/Joanie Lauer

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/china-joanie-lauer/289141>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 9, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/china-joanie-lauer/289141 "2005-02-09T04:27:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![kka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@kka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kka)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/china-joanie-lauer/289141/21 "2005-02-10T00:06:03Z")

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> [@Hup the Fool](#):
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> Somehow, I’m embarassed having to type out “Clitzilla”

And somehow the term Clitzilla is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day! 😉

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/china-joanie-lauer/289141/22 "2005-02-10T04:10:09Z")

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> an inch-long and thick-as-a-pinkie … with a corona resembling the head of a penis.

Is this somehow related to the \*\*itsy bitsy teenie weenie . . . \*\*thread below?

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/china-joanie-lauer/289141/23 "2005-02-10T15:23:45Z")

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For what it’s worth, I find large clitorises extremely erotic. Guess that’s my 5% deviation from pure heterosexuality.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/china-joanie-lauer/289141/24 "2005-02-10T15:42:54Z")

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> [@DocCathode](#):
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> What if you work for a gynocologist?

I would surmise you probably already know about the effects of steroids on the clitoris.

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**Author:** ![kka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@kka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kka)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/china-joanie-lauer/289141/25 "2005-02-11T01:05:27Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> For what it’s worth, I find large clitorises extremely erotic. Guess that’s my 5% deviation from pure heterosexuality.

This is not a large clitoris. This is a mini penis,

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/china-joanie-lauer/289141/26 "2005-02-11T01:11:13Z")

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**KKA** So, you can definitively state that it contains a urethra? Or are you claiming a difference between a large clitoris and a small penis unsupported by, and contradictory to medical fact?

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**Author:** ![kka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@kka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kka)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/china-joanie-lauer/289141/27 "2005-02-11T12:45:54Z")

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> [@DocCathode](#):
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> **KKA** So, you can definitively state that it contains a urethra? Or are you claiming a difference between a large clitoris and a small penis unsupported by, and contradictory to medical fact?

Ummm, I was joking.

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