# Chinese Copy Writers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2015, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-copy-writers/735716 "2015-10-25T13:09:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![herman\_and\_bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f1d935/32.png) [@herman\_and\_bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herman_and_bill)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-copy-writers/735716/1 "2015-10-25T13:09:15Z")
This from a multi tool on Ebay, never mind it is a picture of a CRKT. > **[Camping Multi-Tools for sale | eBay](https://www.ebay.com/b/Camping-Multi-Tools/75236/bn_1970565)** > > Get the best deals on Camping Multi-Tools when you shop the largest online selection at eBay.com. Free shipping on many items | Browse your favorite brands | affordable prices. Feature: 1. A variety of styles: mini, cute, practical, portable. 2. You can use four kinds of screws screwdriver. 3. To open the bottle, oxygen bottle switch white LED light special collection of different functions, easy to use. 4. Lesbian are applicable, everyday life is a good helper ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-copy-writers/735716/2 "2015-10-25T20:23:56Z")
Lesbian are…? Anyway, reported. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-copy-writers/735716/3 "2015-10-25T20:34:00Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > Lesbian are…? > > Anyway, reported. The guy’s been here since 2003. He was quoting some of the Ebay ad since it’s so badly translated. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-copy-writers/735716/4 "2015-10-25T20:39:36Z")
Yeah, he was just posting some examples of Engrish for us to make fun of. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-copy-writers/735716/5 "2015-10-26T01:07:49Z")
Aha, I see. I didn’t follow the link for obvious reasons. My bad, though a quote box would’ve helped. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-copy-writers/735716/6 "2015-10-26T01:35:22Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > Aha, I see. I didn’t follow the link for obvious reasons. My bad, though a quote box would’ve helped. Maybe you should look before you leap. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-copy-writers/735716/7 "2015-10-26T03:20:12Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Maybe you should look before you leap. 🙂 It’s almost like he can’t help it… remember when we had that guy that would always coach people’s running? Or what about the dude that just couldn’t get his walken done before the middle of the night? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-copy-writers/735716/8 "2015-10-26T03:24:39Z")
> [@digs](#): > > It’s almost like he can’t help it… remember when we had that guy that would always coach people’s running? Or what about the dude that just couldn’t get his walken done before the middle of the night? Somebody always has to get in their digs. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![herman\_and\_bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f1d935/32.png) [@herman\_and\_bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herman_and_bill)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-copy-writers/735716/9 "2015-10-26T15:10:03Z")
I apologize for the lack of quotes, it was just a mundane, pointless item I felt compelled to share. …carry on with the games.