# Chinese Government cracking down on Strippers at Funerals **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-government-cracking-down-on-strippers-at-funerals/718371 "2015-04-23T17:22:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-government-cracking-down-on-strippers-at-funerals/718371/21 "2015-04-24T19:35:32Z")
You’ll take my strippers when you pry them from my cold, dead…oh, right. Nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-government-cracking-down-on-strippers-at-funerals/718371/22 "2015-04-25T00:13:44Z")
They just want to see if the guy really is dead. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-government-cracking-down-on-strippers-at-funerals/718371/23 "2015-04-25T00:54:02Z")
You see, this is what happens when you run “Killer party” through an online translator. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-government-cracking-down-on-strippers-at-funerals/718371/24 "2015-04-25T03:33:45Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > We had a thread on this practice before. IIRC There’s a documentary about strippers at funerals called Dancing For The Dead. It was about strippers at the temple, but the funerals got a mention.[Taking my kindergarten kids to see strippers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=731144) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-government-cracking-down-on-strippers-at-funerals/718371/25 "2015-04-25T03:42:57Z")
I say that considering the utter inevitability of death, I should call for a _predefunction_ memorial for **JRDelirious** to be held at the Spearmint Rhino at such a date as offerings arrive to cover twenty regular Lap Dances and 3 hours in the Champagne Room for the honoree and as many as three (_ahem_) Acolytes, that he may be able to know in life how much his friends and associates truly appreciated him. And failing that, I’m tasking my brother and sister to blow as much of my estate as possible on a Taiwanese-style funeral shebang. Let the people back in the old hometown talk about my sendoff for years to come. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-government-cracking-down-on-strippers-at-funerals/718371/26 "2015-04-27T14:55:21Z")
Possibly related: [Sex dolls fulfil the needs of China’s lonely men](http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1766085/its-better-cheating-my-wife-sex-dolls-fill-need-chinas-lonely-men). It’s a _South China Morning Post_ story, and I think it’s safe for work. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-government-cracking-down-on-strippers-at-funerals/718371/27 "2015-04-27T16:40:36Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Issues like this you must nipple in the butt, or people will begin taking things into their own hands. If the nipple is in the butt, someone got the wrong surgeon. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-government-cracking-down-on-strippers-at-funerals/718371/28 "2015-04-28T22:12:04Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > If the nipple is in the butt, someone got the wrong surgeon. I see someone has never had a body-to-body massage in Bangkok. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chinese-government-cracking-down-on-strippers-at-funerals/718371/29 "2015-04-29T01:45:08Z")
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