# Chocolate Blob Virgin Miracle
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-blob-virgin-miracle/385533
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 25, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-blob-virgin-miracle/385533 "2006-12-25T16:28:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-blob-virgin-miracle/385533/1 "2006-12-25T16:28:01Z")
Yes folks, from the people who brought you the Tortilla Christ, the Freeway Mary, and the Grilled Cheesus, comes [The Virgin Chocolate Blob](http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2327354).
Looks more like Darth Vader to me.
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### Author:  [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-blob-virgin-miracle/385533/2 "2006-12-25T16:59:34Z")
This [phenomenon](http://www.einterface.net/gamini/miracleislam.html) is not the sole province of Christianity, either.
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### Author:  [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-blob-virgin-miracle/385533/3 "2006-12-25T17:03:44Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree]
This [phenomenon](http://www.einterface.net/gamini/miracleislam.html) is not the sole province of Christianity, either.
[/QUOTE]
Proves idiocy is not confined to any one particular religion.
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### Author:  [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-blob-virgin-miracle/385533/4 "2006-12-25T17:10:30Z")
[QUOTE=LouisB]
Proves idiocy is not confined to any one particular religion.
[/QUOTE]
Amen, brother!
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### Author:  [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-blob-virgin-miracle/385533/5 "2006-12-25T17:46:16Z")
Ew, [recycled chocolate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=384718&highlight=Virgin+Mary)!
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-blob-virgin-miracle/385533/6 "2006-12-25T19:42:13Z")
Y’all are getting distracted by irrelevancies. The reporter’s name is _Gillain Flaccus_. If that’s not a pseudonym, I don’t know what is.
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-blob-virgin-miracle/385533/7 "2006-12-25T20:10:29Z")
[QUOTE=LouisB]
Proves idiocy is not confined to any one particular religion.
[/QUOTE]
Very funny article. I particularly liked the reference to the Aubergine Allah; can a Mango Mohammed be far behind?
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-blob-virgin-miracle/385533/8 "2006-12-25T20:16:21Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree]
This [phenomenon](http://www.einterface.net/gamini/miracleislam.html) is not the sole province of Christianity, either.
[/QUOTE]
Hey, I’ve maintained for years that you can read messages in [eggplant](http://members.cox.net/amittra/baingan/Baingan_Kachri%20008.jpg). However, I’m not religious enough to actually make them out.
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-blob-virgin-miracle/385533/9 "2006-12-25T20:34:19Z")
That ain’t the Virgin Mary, it’s the Maltese Falcon!