# Chocolate, Rice, Potatoes: Edible Racial Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628 "2005-09-27T04:07:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/1 "2005-09-27T04:07:40Z")
Racially-focused sexuality, racialized sexuality. Maybe sexualized racialism. I found a [site](http://www.queertas.com/survival/dictionary.htm) with a queer vocabulary that lists the following: **Dark Chocolate** An African who is exclusively attracted to Caucasians. **Hot Chocolate** An African who is exclusively attracted to other Africans. **Milk Chocolate** A Caucasian who is exclusively attracted to Africans. **Potato Queen** Asian who is exclusively attracted to Caucasians. **Rice Queen** Caucasian who is exclusively attracted to Asians. **Sticky Rice** Asian who is exclusively attracted to Asians. **Vanilla Milk Shake** Caucasian who is exclusively attracted to Causcasians. Are these labels for real, or did this come from someone’s idea of a satire? ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/2 "2005-09-27T04:10:09Z")
Not to forget **Stir Fry** A person who is attracted to anyone regardless of race or colour. This is from a Tasmanian site. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/3 "2005-09-27T04:49:00Z")
I’ve heard it said of white guys who are only attracted to Asian women that they have “yellow fever.” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/4 "2005-09-27T04:50:21Z")
> [@jackelope](#): > > I’ve heard it said of white guys who are only attracted to Asian women that they have “yellow fever.” I’ve heard that one plenty, but I imagine “jungle fever” (white guys attracted to black women) has fallen out of favor. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/5 "2005-09-27T04:59:41Z")
So what does one call an African who prefers Asians, or an Asian who prefers Africans? I’m having a hard time coming up with a rice/chocolate food… Crispy chocolate, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/6 "2005-09-27T05:06:43Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > So what does one call an African who prefers Asians, or an Asian who prefers Africans? I’m having a hard time coming up with a rice/chocolate food… Crispy chocolate, maybe? One of the two has to be “Coco Krispies.” And maybe the other could be Nestle’s Crunch? ---
**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/7 "2005-09-27T05:48:28Z")
I dunno. I knew a Tassie lad who called himself a rice queen on account of he totally only dated Asian guys. I can’t vouch for any of the others though. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/8 "2005-09-27T05:51:46Z")
I tell you, this has to be one of the most interesting thread titles I’ve ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/9 "2005-09-27T13:01:18Z")
Notice for Africans they always say chocolate and for Asians they always say rice. But for whites the term varies: milk, potato, vanilla. I have to admit “Sticky Rice” was kind of clever. Even though the racial labeling on the whole feels abhorrent. “Stir Fry” Johanna ---
**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/10 "2005-09-27T17:43:45Z")
Some of this stuff doesn’t make any sense at all. Why would Dark Chocolate be Black guy attracted to White guys? Dark Chocolate would seem to indicate Black guy only dating Black? And when did potato start to mean White? I thought Potato Queen would mean someone attracted only to Irish guys. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/11 "2005-09-27T18:05:27Z")
I’m officially making Sticky Rice my rap name. And possibly my porn star name. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/12 "2005-09-27T18:07:12Z")
> [@archmichael](#): > > And when did potato start to mean White? I thought Potato Queen would mean someone attracted only to Irish guys. Or indigenous Andean guys. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/13 "2005-09-27T18:10:52Z")
> [@archmichael](#): > > And when did potato start to mean White? I thought Potato Queen would mean someone attracted only to Irish guys. … because potatoes are white? **Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups:** Africans attracted to Hispanics ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/14 "2005-09-27T18:19:44Z")
How about these? Macaroni queen Lutefisk lover Taco eater Soy boy ---
**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/15 "2005-09-27T18:40:54Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > … because potatoes are white? No sale! The color of the skin must correlate with the skin color of the person. Asian guys who act white are called Bananas. Black guys who act white are call Oreos. Your system would mean that white guys get called eggplants because the fleshy part is white. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/16 "2005-09-27T18:49:00Z")
Middle-Eastern attracted to an Asian: Fried Rice, Hold the Pork Really dark African attracted to Albinos: Mounds Bar ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/17 "2005-09-27T18:55:36Z")
> [@archmichael](#): > > No sale! The color of the skin must correlate with the skin color of the person. From [here:](http://www.urbanext.uiuc.edu/veggies/potato1.html) > [@](#): > > The white potato is referred to as the “Irish potato” because it is associated with the potato famine in Ireland in the 19th century. So, nyah. Making me post a cite in MPSIMS… da noiv of some people… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/18 "2005-09-27T19:51:00Z")
Potato soup – An orgy with only Irish people Strict Atkins - won’t have sex with Italians (pasta) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/19 "2005-09-27T20:07:24Z")
I guess I’m a Stir Fry then… but better make that a buffet because I’m often attracted to more than one. Say, what about South Asian? I’ve been eating an awful lot of Indian food lately. Hmm. Curry… Yes, that nomenclature is not internally self-consistent. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628/20 "2005-09-28T01:36:46Z")
> [@Johanna](#): > > I have to admit “Sticky Rice” was kind of clever. Here’s why. Whether accidentally or on purpose, sticky rice actually is used in at least one indigenous Asian culture to mean Asian-on-Asian love, though not in the sense intended in the OP. In the Miao (I think) culture of southern China, they make a ceremonial preparation of sticky rice to celebrate female bonding, sisterhood. They mix white sticky rice and yellow sticky rice to symbolize the bond of women. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-rice-potatoes-edible-racial-sex/323628.md?page=2)