# chocolate syrup storage **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 3, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442 "2000-10-03T02:51:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442/21 "2000-10-03T16:18:51Z")
I feel bad. . . Everyone is so domesticated. I don’t even have choclate syrup in my refrigerator, let alone whipped cream. BTW, is this a sex thread? ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442/22 "2000-10-03T17:03:50Z")
I keep it in the nightstand, next to the bed. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442/23 "2000-10-03T21:10:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danalan \* > \*\*BTW, is this a sex thread? \*\* Sooner or later, they all turn into sex threads. Watch: Ladies, ever have whipped cream licked off your nipples? Ever use chocolate syrup to facilitate a blowjob? How about ketchup? See how easy? Then people start flirting, then they get naked, and before you know it, it’s a sex thread! ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442/24 "2000-10-03T21:19:18Z")
Strange how they always turn into a sex thread after you turn up, DW … I was going to say that the best place to store chocolate syrup is in your stomach…won’t go off that way. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442/25 "2000-10-03T21:25:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Danalan \* > > \*\*BTW, is this a sex thread? \*\* > > Sooner or later, they all turn into sex threads. > > Watch: > > Ladies, ever have whipped cream licked off your nipples? > > Ever use chocolate syrup to facilitate a blowjob? > How about ketchup? > See how easy? Then people start flirting, then they get naked, and before you know it, it’s a sex thread! \*\* How about whipped cream to facilitate a blowjob? mmm-mmm good uh, so I’ve heard… ---
**Author:** ![Nimue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Nimue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nimue)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442/26 "2000-10-03T21:38:35Z")
I keep ketchup in the fridge because it starts to taste funny if it’s kept out for more than a couple of weeks. Chocolate syrup I keep in the cupboard, because it doesn’t seem to go off. We have a small fridge so I have to think carefully about my refrigeration priorities. Incidentally, about the whipped cream thing – I once used whipped cream in a sexual encounter. Never again. Just minutes after it was smeared on hot skin I could detect that sour milk smell. Ick. So, no more dairy products in bed with me! (Btw you can find non-dairy whipped “cream” products specifically for use with sex, but they taste of artificial fruit flavours.) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442/27 "2000-10-03T21:50:51Z")
How 'bout if we continue this in IMHO? Slythe has cherries and nuts to top this off with over there. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442/28 "2000-10-04T00:05:20Z")
Nimue wrote: > [@](#): > > I keep ketchup in the fridge because it starts to taste funny if it’s kept out for more than a couple of weeks. Ketchup _always_ tastes funny. Bleah. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442/29 "2000-10-04T01:30:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > How about whipped cream to facilitate a blowjob? mmm-mmm good > > uh, so I’ve heard… FairyChatMom, you just cracked me up! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442/30 "2000-10-05T16:08:59Z")
golly - I was being serious… \ ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442/31 "2000-10-17T20:16:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > > \*\*The 16-oz. jar of one of Brooklyn’s finest culinary creations, **Fox’s U-Bet Syrup** , goes in the cupboard. And it usually takes us at least eight months to consume it. \*\* I just got some Fox’s U-Bet Chocolate syrup, and it says “Refrigerate After Opening,” Uke. Mine is the 33 oz. size, but that can’t make a difference, can it? Oh, and by the way, Uke: [THANKS!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=42594) * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Six months, one week, one day, 18 hours, 20 minutes and 32 seconds. 7670 cigarettes not smoked, saving $958.82. Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 5 days, 15 hours, 10 minutes. **I slept with a moderator!** \* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate-syrup-storage/35442.md?page=1)