# chocolate

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 3, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912 "2000-09-03T23:28:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/1 "2000-09-03T23:28:42Z")

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is this the right area for this? Who knows, anyways…

I just have to say that I don’t like chocolate. Am I weird? Is there anyone else that doesn’t like it? And do all women love chocolate, because it seems that way. Elaborate, please.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/2 "2000-09-03T23:43:08Z")

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Wow. How did such a complete freak get past the moderators? 😉

Just kidding, bouv. I know people that don’t like chocolate. I’m not one of them, but they do exist. 🙂

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/3 "2000-09-03T23:46:28Z")

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don’t listen to her, she’s lying to make you feel better! \<Homer\> Mmmm…Chocolate…\</Homer\>

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**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/4 "2000-09-03T23:46:43Z")

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I read somewhere that chocolate realeases the same endorphines for a woman as sex does. That might have something to do with it.

I’ll see if I can find a reference for that fact.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/5 "2000-09-03T23:53:28Z")

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You are weird! There’s nothing better than chocolate. Its the cure for anything.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/6 "2000-09-04T00:11:28Z")

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Chocolate is yummy.

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**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/7 "2000-09-04T00:13:28Z")

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My son doesn’t like chocolate. Or any kind of cake. Or ice cream. Sometimes I wonder if he was switched at birth…

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/8 "2000-09-04T00:28:45Z")

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I love chocolate, especially white chocolate.

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**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/9 "2000-09-04T00:34:00Z")

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I love chocolate flavoured milk, but very rarely eat chocolate by itself. Go figure. Maybe I’m just weird.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/10 "2000-09-04T00:40:07Z")

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an interesting ancient civilization said that chocolate was the food of the gods. they were absolutely right.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/11 "2000-09-04T01:02:21Z")

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On the topic of chocolatete:

**Lindt Extra Dark. Nearly orgasmic.**

[Oh, and here’s what Cecil has to say about that abomination known as “White Chocolate.”](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/970829.html)

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**Author:** ![Nanno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nanno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanno)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/12 "2000-09-04T01:30:26Z")

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oooh chocolate, what can say sooo good.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/13 "2000-09-04T03:33:55Z")

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When I was at the American Institute of Baking we had to do a research project, and give an oral presentation on it befor the class. I chose to do a project on cocoa and chocolate in the baking industry. Learned a lot about FDA standards, but what really got to the class was when I said that the scientific name for the tree that produces the cocoa pod is Theobroma cacao. Theobroma is Greek for “food of the gods.” How right they were when the plant was name.

Chocolate is, to me, natures most perfect food.

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**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/14 "2000-09-04T03:37:39Z")

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Looks like you need support here. I’ve never liked chocolate in any form. I always get amazed stares when I tell people this.  
-Lil

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/15 "2000-09-04T03:57:55Z")

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Mmmmmm…I just got done mowing a big ol’ bowl of chocolate ice cream, with copious amounts of chocolate Magic Shell topping. Oh Goddess, I feel sooooo goooooood!

Me & my lactose-intolerant self are going to be very, very sorry in the morning, though. Oh well! 😃

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/16 "2000-09-04T04:03:15Z")

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Drool…chocolate…drool…

What can I say…

I do seem to want it more around certain “times of the month” or when I’m under stress…must be that endorphine thing…

Oh, yeah, dark chocolate rules. White chocolate is NOT chocolate. Milk chocolate will be tolerated when dark chocolate is not available.

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**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/17 "2000-09-04T05:49:57Z")

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AAAAIIEEEEEEEE!!!

Savage heathen you.  
There is such a thing as poor chocolate and that’s as far as it goes - but not like ? \<SHUDDER\>

Get thee to a therapist there is a serious problem.

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**Author:** ![kiffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@kiffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiffa)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/18 "2000-09-04T14:09:31Z")

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I adore chocolate; my son, William, doesn’t. There’s is always a melee on the kitchen floor to see who gets his share of the chocolate.

For chocolate ice cream lovers: try the Dark Chocolate Dove Bar [dark chocolate ice cream covered with layer of dark chocolate]. hhhhhhmmmmmm

Ah, is this a hijack? Do we love talking about chocolate?

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/19 "2000-09-04T14:56:08Z")

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Belgian chocolate **happy swoon**!! I love chocolate in almost any form, but I am breastfeeding my little son and he gets fussy if I even indulge a little bit. My nine-year old son used to hate chocolate, but he’s starting to change his mind…there’s hope for him yet ;).----Tabithina

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**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chocolate/31912/20 "2000-09-04T15:46:32Z")

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I will say, though, that I’m no fan of the dark stuff. Whenever I get a box of chocolates, the dark stuff always gets passed on to the Llama.

Mmm…think I’ll make some chocolate chip cookies…

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