Choose a name for the F-23 military airplane

Quoting your quote:

Regarding the bit I highlighted… dafuq?:confused:

A rapier is “a small knife” like a 16"/60 Caliber Mark 7 is a small gun.

Besides, the Air Force already has had a Rapier in its historical inventory: the XF-108 Rapier escort fighter/interceptor, a parallel development of the XB-70 Valkyrie strategic bomber. The program died pretty much alongside the Valkyrie project, but that was a part of the Air Force (developmental) inventory, and therefore “Rapier” counted. Any new Rapier would be a “II”.

F-23?

Isn’t that “Jeff The Diseased Lung” at the start of John Oliver’s show???

Dolphin sounds too fit.

Manatee, the name should be manatee to sound more bloated.

Fighty McFightface, S.B.D.

California Mountain Snake.

That would be the x-32

BMF of course …because at some point *someone *will ask which airplane is the F-23, and we can all reply with “The one that says … on it.”

Flippy

Might as well save some of these for upcoming aircraft. You don’t know when you might need them. (And yes, Rapier is no knife, it’s a dueling sword. The heck?)

Naming planes after birds of prey has the issue that you run out of the familiar or cool ones - Eagle, Raptor, Osprey, Falcon, various types of Hawk… Owl?? Condor, just as long as nobody remembers it’s a scavenger. Nobody will want Vulture. And who the heck outside the birdwatchers’ club even knows what a Krestel is.
I would say things like “Wraith” should be saved for stealth attack aircraft and such. Make it something that comes in the night and scares the bejeezus out of you and you can’t fight it.

And whenever there is a true A-10 successor, name it the Sledgehammer or the Ripper, don’t get subtle.

They prefer to be called “Birders” not “birdwatchers”, so says my wife and 4 generations of crazy birder women in her family.

Well, the F-23 is a stealth aircraft. And it’s not inconceivable that, like the F-22, the F-23 might might be adapted for service, or even have a formal dedicated variant as, a ground-attack aircraft.

Fuckbomb

The USA F 23 asl?

F-15 flies like an eagle, F-23 flies like a banana?

Tarantula Hawk

Also:

Chicken Hawk
Turkey Vulture
Air Bear
The Green Manalishi With The Two-Pronged Crown
George

Even thought the F-16 is officially the Fighting Falcon, most USAF guys call it Viper so the snake thing is still viable.
I’d fly a Vulture, it sounds vaguely ominous like a gunship, like something in HALO. Also, eagles are quite frequently carrion eaters, too so it’s not like the vultures are alone in that regard.

If you do a multimission reconaissance/bomber type airplane, you may wind up with something like the “BR-41 Photobomber” :smiley:

I see here that the Marines’ last version of the much upgraded Cobra Gunship, the AH-1Z, has been given the “Viper” name.

Thank you for the answers everyone! (well the serious ones anyway) :slight_smile:

I was certain the old PC game Strike Commander featured a YF-23 with a different name, but its not coming up on my google searches.

Planey McPlaneface

Kestrel was the name the RAF gave to the development prototypes of what later became the Harrier. So it would probably have to be Kestrel II.
The Kestrel is the most common hawk in the uk and can be seen hovering over fields all the time.